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JUBILEE balanced scorecard - 3 years in power
Fyatu
#51 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2016 12:11:33 PM
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Posts: 1,822
Location: Nakuru
Obi 1 Kanobi wrote:
Fyatu wrote:
Almost an year to elections, the digital fellas are still achieving what their ancestors who have been in power before (Pia RAO wa nusu mkeka included) failed to achieve. This is what Jubilee has achieved so far(since last year):


1. The tablets are here and by January all kids in std. 1 and 2 across the republic will have access to one.

2. Completion of Dongo Kundu by pass

3. Completion of Mariakani-Mavueni road

4. 70% standard gauge railway complete.(hii ndio baba, mama, nyanya, babu, shangazi na mjomba wao...it is the game changer)

5. Last mile connectivity (another game changer)

6. Huduma centers

7. Obama, Papa, Netanyahu, etc and a host of renewed/strengthened diplomatic ties

8. Outering road

9. Maji ya chumvi- Samburu-Mckinnon rd

10. Changamwe- Moi Airoprt rd.

12. Stipend for wazee na wasio jiweza

13. The fattening of Ole Itumbi

14. The maiden visit to statehouse by that loafer called Alai

The list is endless...hawa jubilee sio mchezo..etc etc



@Fyatu, How does one qualify for this stipend ya wazee, is it available throughout the country.

Asking for my grandmothersmile


Your grandmother needs to visit the nearest Huduma centre and she will be on payroll
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Fyatu
#52 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2016 12:21:43 PM
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urstill1 wrote:
Rahatupu wrote:
@Fyatu.....Mariakani-Mavueni Road is far from complete, say maybe 60% comlete. Good effort though.


The road is almost at Mavueni, just a less than 10kms to go. Hapo umetudanganya.


@urstill1......sawa nakubali wewe unajua Kenya.Its good some people are speaking on a point of information.However, as of yesterday it was less than 1KM to Mavueni. H.E. Uhuru(Freedom) will officially be opening the road later this month in his tour of Coast province and guess what? Works have alreay commenced on Mariakani-Bamba-Ganze-Tezo road....If you thought CS Rotich was bluffing when he reported that Kenya GDP has grown by 6% for the second half of 2015/2016 year then you are wrong..Goggles kando, but any serious wazuan with kidogo economics/financial education should know that if Nyo'ng Peter Anya'ng does not incite Kenyans with a "No Raila No Peace" slogan in 2017 then anybody invested now especially in the NSE will make a kill just like it happened in 2006....Growth trajectory is upwards with 7.5% GDP growth expected in 2016/2017
Dumb money becomes dumb only when it listens to smart money
washiku
#53 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2016 12:22:15 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
This theory of 'That was a Kibaki project, not a Jubilee project's always leaves me asking....Were the duo supposed to ignore all projects that were ongoing and start fresh ones? E.g. the SGR thing, were they supposed to ignore it and start another one from Nairobi to Gatundu and Bomet for it to qualify as Jubilee project? The roads e.g. Outering, Voi one and others, were they to be ignored and start fresh ones from Nairobi to Bomet or what exactly were they expected to do?

When Vision 2030 was designed on paper, I remember it was to be anchored into the development agenda in a way that future governments would still implement them for continuity purposes...Or what am I missing?
Obi 1 Kanobi
#54 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2016 12:38:32 PM
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Joined: 7/23/2008
Posts: 3,017
Fyatu wrote:
Obi 1 Kanobi wrote:
Fyatu wrote:
Almost an year to elections, the digital fellas are still achieving what their ancestors who have been in power before (Pia RAO wa nusu mkeka included) failed to achieve. This is what Jubilee has achieved so far(since last year):


1. The tablets are here and by January all kids in std. 1 and 2 across the republic will have access to one.

2. Completion of Dongo Kundu by pass

3. Completion of Mariakani-Mavueni road

4. 70% standard gauge railway complete.(hii ndio baba, mama, nyanya, babu, shangazi na mjomba wao...it is the game changer)

5. Last mile connectivity (another game changer)

6. Huduma centers

7. Obama, Papa, Netanyahu, etc and a host of renewed/strengthened diplomatic ties

8. Outering road

9. Maji ya chumvi- Samburu-Mckinnon rd

10. Changamwe- Moi Airoprt rd.

12. Stipend for wazee na wasio jiweza

13. The fattening of Ole Itumbi

14. The maiden visit to statehouse by that loafer called Alai

The list is endless...hawa jubilee sio mchezo..etc etc



@Fyatu, How does one qualify for this stipend ya wazee, is it available throughout the country.

Asking for my grandmothersmile


Your grandmother needs to visit the nearest Huduma centre and she will be on payroll


I have checked the Huduma centre and there is no such service listed. @Fyatu where else can I check for this. On a serious note

However, their website lists services it offers to include claims that it can check my BMI, Blood pressure and even blood sugar in less than 10 minutesLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly @fyatu how is that possible
"The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline." James Collins
Fyatu
#55 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2016 12:52:03 PM
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Joined: 1/20/2011
Posts: 1,822
Location: Nakuru
Obi 1 Kanobi wrote:
Fyatu wrote:
Obi 1 Kanobi wrote:
Fyatu wrote:
Almost an year to elections, the digital fellas are still achieving what their ancestors who have been in power before (Pia RAO wa nusu mkeka included) failed to achieve. This is what Jubilee has achieved so far(since last year):


1. The tablets are here and by January all kids in std. 1 and 2 across the republic will have access to one.

2. Completion of Dongo Kundu by pass

3. Completion of Mariakani-Mavueni road

4. 70% standard gauge railway complete.(hii ndio baba, mama, nyanya, babu, shangazi na mjomba wao...it is the game changer)

5. Last mile connectivity (another game changer)

6. Huduma centers

7. Obama, Papa, Netanyahu, etc and a host of renewed/strengthened diplomatic ties

8. Outering road

9. Maji ya chumvi- Samburu-Mckinnon rd

10. Changamwe- Moi Airoprt rd.

12. Stipend for wazee na wasio jiweza

13. The fattening of Ole Itumbi

14. The maiden visit to statehouse by that loafer called Alai

The list is endless...hawa jubilee sio mchezo..etc etc



@Fyatu, How does one qualify for this stipend ya wazee, is it available throughout the country.

Asking for my grandmothersmile


Your grandmother needs to visit the nearest Huduma centre and she will be on payroll


I have checked the Huduma centre and there is no such service listed. @Fyatu where else can I check for this. On a serious note

However, their website lists services it offers to include claims that it can check my BMI, Blood pressure and even blood sugar in less than 10 minutesLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly @fyatu how is that possible



In that case, please visit your local chief in Shags.

Link
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KulaRaha
#56 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2016 12:55:34 PM
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Joined: 7/26/2007
Posts: 6,514
Dongo Kundu is ready? When was it completed?
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Impunity
#57 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2016 1:43:54 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
washiku wrote:
This theory of 'That was a Kibaki project, not a Jubilee project's always leaves me asking....Were the duo supposed to ignore all projects that were ongoing and start fresh ones? E.g. the SGR thing, were they supposed to ignore it and start another one from Nairobi to Gatundu and Bomet for it to qualify as Jubilee project? The roads e.g. Outering, Voi one and others, were they to be ignored and start fresh ones from Nairobi to Bomet or what exactly were they expected to do?

When Vision 2030 was designed on paper, I remember it was to be anchored into the development agenda in a way that future governments would still implement them for continuity purposes...Or what am I missing?


Jubilee have not initiated any of their mega projects...its all talk and nil kutenda:

5 stadia > Failed
10,000km rd > Failed
Corruption > Failed
Carn flour price to 50 bob > Failed
Galana-Kulalu > Failed
Laptop > Failing
Nairobi metro rail > Failed
Kuunganisha Wakenya > Faile spectacularly!

Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

FRM2011
#58 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2016 2:03:42 PM
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Joined: 11/5/2010
Posts: 2,459
washiku wrote:
This theory of 'That was a Kibaki project, not a Jubilee project's always leaves me asking....Were the duo supposed to ignore all projects that were ongoing and start fresh ones? E.g. the SGR thing, were they supposed to ignore it and start another one from Nairobi to Gatundu and Bomet for it to qualify as Jubilee project? The roads e.g. Outering, Voi one and others, were they to be ignored and start fresh ones from Nairobi to Bomet or what exactly were they expected to do?

When Vision 2030 was designed on paper, I remember it was to be anchored into the development agenda in a way that future governments would still implement them for continuity purposes...Or what am I missing?



This one I can answer. They were supposed to proceed and steal the usual 10%. The duo sometimes take a bigger cut than the cost of the project.

From analysts at my local, SGR their cut was around 40%. Upcoming western bypass around 60%. SGR phase two around 60%. NYS projects 80%.
Wainadi
#59 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2016 2:54:16 PM
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Joined: 8/6/2013
Posts: 640
On pesa kwa wazee, you must meet all the criteria I.e be needy.
Its all good.
Swenani
#60 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2016 3:05:13 PM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
washiku wrote:
This theory of 'That was a Kibaki project, not a Jubilee project's always leaves me asking....Were the duo supposed to ignore all projects that were ongoing and start fresh ones? E.g. the SGR thing, were they supposed to ignore it and start another one from Nairobi to Gatundu and Bomet for it to qualify as Jubilee project? The roads e.g. Outering, Voi one and others, were they to be ignored and start fresh ones from Nairobi to Bomet or what exactly were they expected to do?

When Vision 2030 was designed on paper, I remember it was to be anchored into the development agenda in a way that future governments would still implement them for continuity purposes...Or what am I missing?



Apart from carrying out the projects initiated by the previous governments, the jubilee goverments were to initiate their own projects e.g extend SGR from Kisumu to Kitale, Tarmack Garissa -Mandera road, provide an allowance to men who get women pregnant etc.

They should not joyride on Kibaki's success
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