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washiku		#5701 Posted : Friday, June 17, 2016 2:06:06 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		jokes wrote: Kusadikika wrote: kollabo wrote: Omusala.. This reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago about a guy who was arrested with weed. As he was being booked he noticed that the weed he had been caught with was just laying there on the table so he immediately grabbed it chewed it and swallowed. He thought that now since they had no evidence the police would not have a case against him. The officer who was entering the information in the book just looked up for a brief moment and then just continued entering the arrest information undisturbed. When he was done he opened a drawer on his desk and produced more weed, about 5 times what the suspect had been caught with and continued to label it as evidence he had caught the suspect with. He looked up to the suspect and asked, "ama unataka kula hii pia? Sawa tu lakini ujue ile iko hapa huwezi maliza." wuuuuuuuuuui Lollest. A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Impunity		#5702 Posted : Friday, June 17, 2016 2:46:34 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,325 Location: Masada		washiku wrote: jokes wrote: Kusadikika wrote: kollabo wrote: Omusala.. This reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago about a guy who was arrested with weed. As he was being booked he noticed that the weed he had been caught with was just laying there on the table so he immediately grabbed it chewed it and swallowed. He thought that now since they had no evidence the police would not have a case against him. The officer who was entering the information in the book just looked up for a brief moment and then just continued entering the arrest information undisturbed. When he was done he opened a drawer on his desk and produced more weed, about 5 times what the suspect had been caught with and continued to label it as evidence he had caught the suspect with. He looked up to the suspect and asked, "ama unataka kula hii pia? Sawa tu lakini ujue ile iko hapa huwezi maliza." wuuuuuuuuuui Lollest. I am on the floor! Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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ZZE123		#5703 Posted : Friday, June 17, 2016 4:03:21 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/21/2008 Posts: 2,490		jokes wrote: Kusadikika wrote: kollabo wrote: Omusala.. This reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago about a guy who was arrested with weed. As he was being booked he noticed that the weed he had been caught with was just laying there on the table so he immediately grabbed it chewed it and swallowed. He thought that now since they had no evidence the police would not have a case against him. The officer who was entering the information in the book just looked up for a brief moment and then just continued entering the arrest information undisturbed. When he was done he opened a drawer on his desk and produced more weed, about 5 times what the suspect had been caught with and continued to label it as evidence he had caught the suspect with. He looked up to the suspect and asked, "ama unataka kula hii pia? Sawa tu lakini ujue ile iko hapa huwezi maliza." wuuuuuuuuuui The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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sitaki.kujulikana		#5704 Posted : Friday, June 17, 2016 5:57:46 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 8/25/2012 Posts: 1,826		mkenyan wrote: hardwood wrote: sitaki.kujulikana wrote: Ngogoyo wrote: mkenyan wrote: washiku wrote: whoever drew this cartoon is kind of shallow. the guy made a decision to kill himself by hanging and for all we know he figured that it was the least painful way to die and other means (like snake bites) would take too long and be damn painful to boot. so nothing ironical about his running away from the snake.. You must have been the one who drew the picture if thats your thought that was the idea of the cartoon, I thought the snake bite the rope and cut it. Yep. The snake saved his life. snakes can bite through ropes with their fangs? and the snakes will bite a rope instead of a person? makes a lot of sense. so who cut the rope, the guy could not have done it with his hands, the cut looks very clean, its as though the rope just snapped. Or maybe the guy cut it with his mind , but that also does not make sense does it ?
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Impunity		#5705 Posted : Friday, June 17, 2016 6:20:53 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,325 Location: Masada		sitaki.kujulikana wrote: mkenyan wrote: hardwood wrote: sitaki.kujulikana wrote: Ngogoyo wrote: mkenyan wrote: washiku wrote: whoever drew this cartoon is kind of shallow. the guy made a decision to kill himself by hanging and for all we know he figured that it was the least painful way to die and other means (like snake bites) would take too long and be damn painful to boot. so nothing ironical about his running away from the snake.. You must have been the one who drew the picture if thats your thought that was the idea of the cartoon, I thought the snake bite the rope and cut it. Yep. The snake saved his life. snakes can bite through ropes with their fangs? and the snakes will bite a rope instead of a person? makes a lot of sense. so who cut the rope, the guy could not have done it with his hands, the cut looks very clean, its as though the rope just snapped. Or maybe the guy cut it with his mind , but that also does not make sense does it ? The snake came when he was still saying his last prayers...he was not ready to go just as yet. Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Jump-steady		#5706 Posted : Saturday, June 18, 2016 2:21:41 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/1/2008 Posts: 1,098		@Kaigangio your sign writer is failing you
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Impunity		#5707 Posted : Tuesday, June 21, 2016 11:53:13 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,325 Location: Masada		Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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marko		#5708 Posted : Tuesday, June 21, 2016 6:46:33 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 1/7/2007 Posts: 838		Impunity wrote: WHO DARES WINS
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kaka2za		#5709 Posted : Tuesday, June 21, 2016 6:52:58 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/3/2008 Posts: 4,057 Location: Gwitu		Impunity wrote: Mateso bila chuki Truth forever on the scaffold Wrong forever on the throne (James Russell Rowell)
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Swenani		#5710 Posted : Tuesday, June 21, 2016 10:11:54 PM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum		kaka2za wrote: Impunity wrote: Mateso bila chuki If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Impunity		#5711 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2016 9:53:57 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,325 Location: Masada		Swenani wrote: kaka2za wrote: Impunity wrote: Mateso bila chuki Those pair of legs are really shapy and nice. Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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washiku		#5712 Posted : Tuesday, June 28, 2016 9:21:45 AM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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enyands		#5713 Posted : Tuesday, June 28, 2016 9:50:44 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 12/25/2014 Posts: 2,300 Location: kenya		Impunity wrote: Swenani wrote: kaka2za wrote: Impunity wrote: Mateso bila chuki Those pair of legs are really shapy and nice. Naona hapa mtu ako njaaa
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urstill1		#5714 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2016 12:25:54 AM
Rank: User Joined: 9/6/2013 Posts: 1,446 Location: In a house
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Swenani		#5715 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2016 9:57:35 AM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum		urstill1 wrote: So in short, smoking marijuana can extend your life span? Ama how do we interprete the cartooon? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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TheOnlyZero		#5716 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2016 12:01:06 PM
Rank: Hello Joined: 8/3/2015 Posts: 3 Location: Nairobi		Swenani wrote: urstill1 wrote: So in short, smoking marijuana can extend your life span? Ama how do we interprete the cartooon? I think it means marijuana smokers take themselves to secluded places, dig their own graves, then bury themselves alive. Thus data on marijuana deaths is not conclusive.. "I'm a good cook. I've been cooking answers since my first exam years ago"
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Swenani		#5717 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2016 12:08:04 PM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum		TheOnlyZero wrote: Swenani wrote: urstill1 wrote: So in short, smoking marijuana can extend your life span? Ama how do we interprete the cartooon? I think it means marijuana smokers take themselves to secluded places, dig their own graves, then bury themselves alive. Thus data on marijuana deaths is not conclusive.. If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Pesa Nane		#5718 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2016 12:33:05 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/25/2012 Posts: 4,105 Location: 08c		Swenani wrote: TheOnlyZero wrote: Swenani wrote: urstill1 wrote: So in short, smoking marijuana can extend your life span? Ama how do we interprete the cartooon? I think it means marijuana smokers take themselves to secluded places, dig their own graves, then bury themselves alive. Thus data on marijuana deaths is not conclusive.. Oops! Thought all marijuanists fell into one unfilled abyss! Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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Impunity		#5719 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2016 1:36:04 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,325 Location: Masada		Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Swenani		#5720 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2016 1:42:56 PM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum		Impunity wrote: Baba is with Jubilee moles,all sending updates to Statehouse If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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