Babu Owino's speech in Kisumu to woo votes from UoN Kisumu Campus:

"No matter how lazy a woman is, she cannot forget her buttocks at home. No matter how short a man is, he cannot be shorter than his penis. Comrades power! Comrades akchuu. Comrades riiah. When I was the Sonu chair, comrades ate chicken. When i left they ate like chicken, and today they're eating with chicken. Comrade tiiaaalala! I'm proud to study at the ONLY University not named after dead people. But SONU is dead, and it didn't die a natural death. It was killed by the administration. And thus Magoha and Mbeche must be disappointed and somebody else appointed. Yes, the fly that patches on the scrotum must be handled delicately. Whether quail eggs fall on the balls or the balls fall on the quail eggs, it is the quail eggs that break. Allow me to be as brief as a cock on a hen. Comrades power! My opponents are admin puppets. Pk has been in SONU for three years. He is an academic dwarf. His running mate served as a SeXetary General instead of secretary general. Comrades vote me and I will fight for you with zeal and zest like the bulls of Spain..."