The reason this post has meandered into different tangents is because the thread originator has not said what he wants.
1. Does he want to self host?
2. Does he want to hide himself because he'll be making Moses Kuria type statements?
3. Does he want to hide himself from the law?
Those are 3 different things with different solutions. Some of which can never be shared on a public forum like wazua where the "guests" learn about "cyber crime".
Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?