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Oil Pipeline Politics
sitaki.kujulikana
#81 Posted : Monday, April 25, 2016 2:18:17 PM
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alma1 wrote:
Since I'm not an "expert" as some "experts" in wazua I'll limit my discussion to what I know.

This is a true story

There was this guy who wanted to marry a hot lass. Swenani type lass, yellow yellow.

So the young man took his friends and his clan to visit the parents home for dowry talks. Unfortunately the young lad did not have enough money and was given vikwazos after vikwazos by the young lady's family.

Ohhh the goat is not fat enough, ohhh, you need to buy us a car, ohhh, ohhh, ohhh

So the young lad went back home without the lady. His mother told him about another young lady, Impunity type who was just nice.

And they went and negotiated and agreed.

In the meantime, the young lady's family had deals to do. They needed to complete the contracts at Lamu port and get lapset going. How were they going to eat? Where are the tenders?

However, on going back to the young man, they found that he had already moved to Tanzania.

They had slept on the job on the most important issues.

Now the young lady's family is wasting time on social media declaring that anyone who agrees with Tanzania loves Raila and hates Kenya.

mmmhhhhh

smile would you marry of your daughter to a man without money, food and rent don't come free, at the end of the day a man has to look after his family smile
sitaki.kujulikana
#82 Posted : Monday, April 25, 2016 2:20:13 PM
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Swenani wrote:
alma1 wrote:
Since I'm not an "expert" as some "experts" in wazua I'll limit my discussion to what I know.

This is a true story

There was this guy who wanted to marry a hot lass. Swenani type lass, yellow yellow.

So the young man took his friends and his clan to visit the parents home for dowry talks. Unfortunately the young lad did not have enough money and was given vikwazos after vikwazos by the young lady's family.

Ohhh the goat is not fat enough, ohhh, you need to buy us a car, ohhh, ohhh, ohhh

So the young lad went back home without the lady. His mother told him about another young lady, Impunity type who was just nice.

And they went and negotiated and agreed.

In the meantime, the young lady's family had deals to do. They needed to complete the contracts at Lamu port and get lapset going. How were they going to eat? Where are the tenders?

However, on going back to the young man, they found that he had already moved to Tanzania.

They had slept on the job on the most important issues.

Now the young lady's family is wasting time on social media declaring that anyone who agrees with Tanzania loves Raila and hates Kenya.

mmmhhhhh


Your signature betrays you!!

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hapa kazi tu

you mean we might have gado in disguise,
kollabo
#83 Posted : Monday, April 25, 2016 2:23:46 PM
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For Kenya building an oil pieline for 600million barrels only and dwindling oil prices, is not viable.
Alba
#84 Posted : Monday, April 25, 2016 4:27:35 PM
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So after Jubilee bigwigs campaigned for him in his election, Museveni delivered ahsante ye punda
sitaki.kujulikana
#85 Posted : Monday, April 25, 2016 4:38:24 PM
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Alba wrote:
So after Jubilee bigwigs campaigned for him in his election, Museveni delivered ahsante ye punda

He delivered some hard mateke in return
freiks
#86 Posted : Monday, April 25, 2016 4:43:42 PM
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Alba wrote:
So after Jubilee bigwigs campaigned for him in his election, Museveni delivered ahsante ye punda


Museveni's balls are under siege from total, he had no option at all. He has oil but no money to build the pipeline. Wait till the oil starts coming out and the frenchman starts milking the way telkom kenya was milked. Making loss every year
Life is an endless adventure
kiash
#87 Posted : Monday, April 25, 2016 7:56:14 PM
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freiks wrote:
Alba wrote:
So after Jubilee bigwigs campaigned for him in his election, Museveni delivered ahsante ye punda


Museveni's balls are under siege from total, he had no option at all. He has oil but no money to build the pipeline. Wait till the oil starts coming out and the frenchman starts milking the way telkom kenya was milked. Making loss every year



I thought by the time they bought it there was no milk left Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Swenani
#88 Posted : Tuesday, April 26, 2016 9:29:27 AM
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kiash wrote:
freiks wrote:
Alba wrote:
So after Jubilee bigwigs campaigned for him in his election, Museveni delivered ahsante ye punda


Museveni's balls are under siege from total, he had no option at all. He has oil but no money to build the pipeline. Wait till the oil starts coming out and the frenchman starts milking the way telkom kenya was milked. Making loss every year



I thought by the time they bought it there was no milk left Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


There was no milk, but the cow was still there.
marishija ngombe,makakura mafuta na nyama,makashemsha thuvu ya mifupa,makaashia sisi mikia na ngosi
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Thiong'o
#89 Posted : Tuesday, April 26, 2016 10:16:48 AM
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Swenani wrote:
kiash wrote:
freiks wrote:
Alba wrote:
So after Jubilee bigwigs campaigned for him in his election, Museveni delivered ahsante ye punda


Museveni's balls are under siege from total, he had no option at all. He has oil but no money to build the pipeline. Wait till the oil starts coming out and the frenchman starts milking the way telkom kenya was milked. Making loss every year



I thought by the time they bought it there was no milk left Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


There was no milk, but the cow was still there.
marishija ngombe,makakura mafuta na nyama,makashemsha thuvu ya mifupa,makaashia sisi mikia na ngosi

Na hata pension pia makakura

http://www.standardmedia...aff-sue-over-sh1-3b-deal

Over 400 former Telkom Kenya employees have accused three city-based lawyers of withholding Sh1.3 billion awarded to them.

The former employees, who have been in court since 2006, want the bank accounts of lawyers Antony Oluoch, Thomas Lentangule and Silvia Malemba Gitonga and auctioneer Muganda Wasilwa to be frozen pending the hearing of the case.
harrydre
#90 Posted : Tuesday, April 26, 2016 11:39:28 PM
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freiks wrote:
Alba wrote:
So after Jubilee bigwigs campaigned for him in his election, Museveni delivered ahsante ye punda


Museveni's balls are under siege from total, he had no option at all. He has oil but no money to build the pipeline. Wait till the oil starts coming out and the frenchman starts milking the way telkom kenya was milked. Making loss every year


Been telling peeps this wanasema nyef nyef.
i.am.back!!!!
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