@ Wendz

I Apologize...

..... the sons of Zeruiah .....

wacheni kuwa ma-haters hivo

si muende muishi kwa moon basi

ati civilised...civilised namna gani....

mlizaliwa wrapped hygienically na nylon paper?

sisi wote watu wachafu kabisa,bacteria kila mahali

sisi wote watu selfish,dishonest,murderers,fornicators and all

Thats the bitter reality,the bible says so

Tupendane wote,disgusting habits and all.

@mtu biz

not a problem and thanks.

Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.

People who lie while talking to others over the mobile phone particularly on their exact physical whereabouts. Ati 'Am in Nakuru' when the fellow is actually in a mathree along Jogoo Road heading to Umoja.

Your future depends on your dreams; so,go to sleep.

Men who talk negatively about a lady simply because the lady refused to befriend him

...na hii FAMOOZ ilienda wapi? Nice chap.

lol pointing out the hot ones

guys who release the fart and look at you suggesting that you did

- guys who chew on a toothpick yet they had chips 4 lunch

- guys who chew on a toothpick yet they have gaps between their
teeth

Guys who

- Invite you to a social joint and expect you to buy beer for them; and

- Then start flirting with your girlfriend.

Chicks who

- Wear polythene paperbags on their heads ati so that their hair is not rained on; lastly

- Wear torn underwear. Imagine after several weeks of kuomba omba, sweet nothings, expensive ice creams and coffee, unapewa. You unwrap your zawadi to find ... torn ngothas/ bra ... waah mioto inaisha.