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things you never do.
Tebes
#21 Posted : Wednesday, May 27, 2009 12:37:00 PM
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Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 2,097
I will never lick my own elbow,period! Hiyo ingine yote ni siasa

Work like you will die tomorrow,plan like you will never die
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
Ojwang
#22 Posted : Wednesday, May 27, 2009 12:48:00 PM
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Joined: 5/20/2009
Posts: 46

@tebes,


Who licks their elbows.........

ojwang
McReggae
#23 Posted : Wednesday, May 27, 2009 1:32:00 PM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Never support the fools!!!!

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
mdosi
#24 Posted : Wednesday, May 27, 2009 2:24:00 PM
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Joined: 2/1/2007
Posts: 112
Location: Nairobi
I will never be gay. Very homophobic BTW.

If you are still excited from yesterday's achievements,then today you have not achieved anything.
It's amazing what you can achieve when you get rid of fear.
atiriri
#25 Posted : Wednesday, April 07, 2010 10:07:53 AM
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Joined: 12/7/2009
Posts: 320
Location: nairobi
I will never argue with makmende.

Beating your man's girlfriend or hurling insults at her
nostoppingthis
#26 Posted : Wednesday, April 07, 2010 10:30:47 AM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
Karoocy wrote:
1. Go for a married man

2. Have my 'boot' opened!


Karoocy!


Have my "boot" openedLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
amwitu
#27 Posted : Wednesday, April 07, 2010 12:45:15 PM
Rank: New-farer


Joined: 3/2/2010
Posts: 22
Location: Nairobi
I will never turn to politics to seek self-actualization like the Kenyan CEOs.
AM BETTER OFF BEING A REPENTANT SINNER THAN A RELIGIOUS HYPOCRITE.
radio
#28 Posted : Wednesday, April 07, 2010 2:14:40 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 2,003
1. forget my wazua password!

2. upgrade to windows vista or 7.
mlefu
#29 Posted : Wednesday, April 07, 2010 2:30:52 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/11/2007
Posts: 1,680
Location: nairobi
and things change with timeBrick wall ...who said never say neveready!
nostoppingthis
#30 Posted : Wednesday, April 07, 2010 2:52:47 PM
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Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
I will never vote for Kalonzo Shame on you Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
the sage
#31 Posted : Wednesday, April 07, 2010 3:13:32 PM
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Joined: 11/20/2008
Posts: 367
Compromise my core values.
gogeta
#32 Posted : Wednesday, April 07, 2010 5:38:59 PM
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Joined: 10/17/2008
Posts: 338
Location: Kenya
eat chickent with a fork and spoon...
Think the unthinkable but wear a dark suit
simonkabz
#33 Posted : Wednesday, April 07, 2010 6:07:35 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Will never pick mr. Kamau's mangoes...that bugger gave me a beating i aint willing to 4get anytime soon...
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
first body
#34 Posted : Wednesday, April 07, 2010 11:33:24 PM
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Joined: 10/6/2007
Posts: 16
@simonkabz just check and see if your face is on the kenya most wanted. Kuna mtu hapo is wanted for arson and stealing mangoes. I was surprised to see there are no politicians on that list!! Ata kuna illegal meeting and disobeying curfew. Are this really kenya most wanted!!
Dont ask why i was checking ... i was getting strange stares today ni kama mimi nina "wanted"!! So had to confirm.

http://www.kenyapolice.go.ke/wanted%20persons.asp
Intelligentsia
#35 Posted : Thursday, April 08, 2010 8:23:56 AM
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Joined: 10/1/2009
Posts: 2,436
gogeta wrote:
eat chickent with a fork and spoon...


fork and knife,no?
but u have a good point there all right. Applause

First body, I checked the list and it is sooo wanting! Most of the wanted by the kenya public are usu. found in a building (i forget its name) between kenyatta's mausoluem & continental house/county hall.
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