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TAFAKARI YA BABU
Magigi
#1 Posted : Friday, April 02, 2010 8:38:20 AM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya

Jamaa kaoa mke mshamba asiyejua uume wala mapenzi. Usiku wa ndoa mke akamuuliza mume, “hiki nini?”

Bwana akajibu, “Yaitwa popoo, ninayo mimi tu hapa duniani!” huku jamaa akaongezea.

Siku moja jamaa akasafiri. Kurudi mke akamuuliza “Mbona jirani yetu Noel naye anayo popoo wakati ulisema unayo wewe tu?”

Jamaa akajua Noel kishatembea na mkewe. Kujibaraguza jamaa akajibu, “Nilikuwa nazo mbili, nikampa Noel moja”.

Mke akahamaki na kusema, “Iweje umpe Noel kubwa, nzuri na tamu ubaki na kipisi tu? Nenda kachukue hiyo na umpe yako. Kama hutaki nahamia kwake!”.

Haya, tafakari hayo..............................


Njung'e
#2 Posted : Saturday, April 03, 2010 8:22:18 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
Laughing out loudly Applause ...

@Magigi,
Enuff for one week.....whatever it is you are smoking....Laughing out loudly
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Kusadikika
#3 Posted : Saturday, April 03, 2010 9:29:33 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/22/2008
Posts: 2,702
Applause @ Magigi

This is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life!!!!!!!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Please reveal the source of that thing you have been smoking!! I thing you are getting grade AAAAA++++. Sambaza tafadhali.
Intelligentsia
#4 Posted : Tuesday, April 06, 2010 6:45:33 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/1/2009
Posts: 2,436

Kabla sijameza kope langu la maji hebu tafakari haya:

Mke na mume walisikizana wakitaka ngono watatumia code " kupiga simu" ili watoto wasielewe.

Basi siku moja walikua wameteta hawasemezani.

Baba akamtuma mtoto: " Mwambie mamako nataka simu!"

Mama akamwambia mtoto: " Mwambie imeharibika!"

Baba akanena: " Mwambie basi nitakwenda kupiga nje"

Mama akamtuma mtoto: " Mwambie akienda kupiga nje na mimi nitafungua simu ya jamii!!!"
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