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Waiguru qualifies for Nairobi kind of Governor
Iganamagana
#161 Posted : Friday, February 19, 2016 12:17:30 PM
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hardwood wrote:
You are developing your farm huko ushago. Some of the materials you need are murram, kokoto, sand etc. So your foreman Githinji contracts some businesswoman by the name Josphine to deliver the materials.

She delivers the materials, all the delivery notes are signed and she claims her money which totals 79k and the money is paid to her local ekuity account.

Then the local village madman by the name babuu starts saying that your 79k has been stolen. The rumour catches on in the village. The issue comes to your attention.

Your farm manager Ann explains and says no money was stolen. The foreman Githinji says the same. However the rumours persist that unaibiwa.

So you contact the local police huko shags to investigate the matter. The police start by trying to establish the money trail of the 79k that was paid and any other money that was paid during the project. They freeze Josephine's account where the 79k was deposited. Josephine had lent her friend Kago 6k from the 79K you paid her. They also freeze Kago's account. They also confisticate Josephines cows claiming that they are proceeds of theft. The police also go after a guy named Gethi who was paid after supplying you with diesel for your tractor used in the project. They also attach his property including his new boda boda which they say is a proceed of crime. Infact everyone who was ever paid during the course of your project is put under inveatigation and have their property frozen except the local mjengo guys termed NYSi youths.

These actions drive the whole village into a frenzy. Your farm manager Ann is labelled a thief and she asks to step aside and be offered lighter duties. The local consultant Ngunyi that you hired to come with your project blueprint ans paid him 3,900 bob for the service is also termed a thief. The village drunk Otello states that "see babuu was right all along that money was stolen". The police investigate your manager Ann and clear her of any misdeeds.

Josephine, angry that her property has been taken away and that she is also being charged with theft decides to swear an affidavit to set the record straight and states that she never stole anybody's money. That all she did was supply construction materials and was paid 79k. She states that she had even shown the police the delivered materials on your farm and provided all the delivery notes. She also states that the guy who was paid for supplying diesel, Gethi, is innocent. Also that the guy Kago who she lent 6k is innocent and has nothing to do with your project. She claims that she is being harassed because the village mad man babuu cant stop screaming that your money was being stolen, and that babuu and the village bangi smoker cum perennial whiner Keteri aka githeri have a personal vendetta with your manager Ann. She concludes that she is a victim of wars that have nothing to do with her.

Meanwhile, residents of the neighbouring kondoo farm continue to cheer on the shenanigans going on your farm, including baying for the blood of your former manager Ann, since they are jealous that you are developing your farm and they want your project to fail.


Wewe!

Si uko na mambo?
KulaRaha
#162 Posted : Friday, February 19, 2016 12:32:46 PM
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harrydre
#163 Posted : Friday, February 19, 2016 1:22:18 PM
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kaka2za wrote:
Swenani wrote:
what is the conclusion of this thread? Is Waiguru going to be a governor or not?

Anything else is a sideshow!


No she won't but not because of the NYS circus.
No mountaineer can win the Nairobi governorship as long ODM and Wiper are together. They have tyranny of numbers in the city. Most Mountaineers work in the city but are registered as voters elsewhere



We are working to team her up with Sonko. Add that undecided vote to the duo and it's a landslide! We have to take Nairobi back!
i.am.back!!!!
kaka2za
#164 Posted : Friday, February 19, 2016 1:22:24 PM
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Joined: 10/3/2008
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Location: Gwitu
Iganamagana wrote:
hardwood wrote:
You are developing your farm huko ushago. Some of the materials you need are murram, kokoto, sand etc. So your foreman Githinji contracts some businesswoman by the name Josphine to deliver the materials.

She delivers the materials, all the delivery notes are signed and she claims her money which totals 79k and the money is paid to her local ekuity account.

Then the local village madman by the name babuu starts saying that your 79k has been stolen. The rumour catches on in the village. The issue comes to your attention.

Your farm manager Ann explains and says no money was stolen. The foreman Githinji says the same. However the rumours persist that unaibiwa.

So you contact the local police huko shags to investigate the matter. The police start by trying to establish the money trail of the 79k that was paid and any other money that was paid during the project. They freeze Josephine's account where the 79k was deposited. Josephine had lent her friend Kago 6k from the 79K you paid her. They also freeze Kago's account. They also confisticate Josephines cows claiming that they are proceeds of theft. The police also go after a guy named Gethi who was paid after supplying you with diesel for your tractor used in the project. They also attach his property including his new boda boda which they say is a proceed of crime. Infact everyone who was ever paid during the course of your project is put under inveatigation and have their property frozen except the local mjengo guys termed NYSi youths.

These actions drive the whole village into a frenzy. Your farm manager Ann is labelled a thief and she asks to step aside and be offered lighter duties. The local consultant Ngunyi that you hired to come with your project blueprint ans paid him 3,900 bob for the service is also termed a thief. The village drunk Otello states that "see babuu was right all along that money was stolen". The police investigate your manager Ann and clear her of any misdeeds.

Josephine, angry that her property has been taken away and that she is also being charged with theft decides to swear an affidavit to set the record straight and states that she never stole anybody's money. That all she did was supply construction materials and was paid 79k. She states that she had even shown the police the delivered materials on your farm and provided all the delivery notes. She also states that the guy who was paid for supplying diesel, Gethi, is innocent. Also that the guy Kago who she lent 6k is innocent and has nothing to do with your project. She claims that she is being harassed because the village mad man babuu cant stop screaming that your money was being stolen, and that babuu and the village bangi smoker cum perennial whiner Keteri aka githeri have a personal vendetta with your manager Ann. She concludes that she is a victim of wars that have nothing to do with her.

Meanwhile, residents of the neighbouring kondoo farm continue to cheer on the shenanigans going on your farm, including baying for the blood of your former manager Ann, since they are jealous that you are developing your farm and they want your project to fail.


Wewe!

Si uko na mambo?


Wait a minute! I thought the farm manager was the whistle blower?!
Truth forever on the scaffold
Wrong forever on the throne
(James Russell Rowell)
Shak
#165 Posted : Friday, February 19, 2016 3:34:01 PM
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kaka2za wrote:
Iganamagana wrote:
hardwood wrote:
You are developing your farm huko ushago. Some of the materials you need are murram, kokoto, sand etc. So your foreman Githinji contracts some businesswoman by the name Josphine to deliver the materials.

She delivers the materials, all the delivery notes are signed and she claims her money which totals 79k and the money is paid to her local ekuity account.

Then the local village madman by the name babuu starts saying that your 79k has been stolen. The rumour catches on in the village. The issue comes to your attention.

Your farm manager Ann explains and says no money was stolen. The foreman Githinji says the same. However the rumours persist that unaibiwa.

So you contact the local police huko shags to investigate the matter. The police start by trying to establish the money trail of the 79k that was paid and any other money that was paid during the project. They freeze Josephine's account where the 79k was deposited. Josephine had lent her friend Kago 6k from the 79K you paid her. They also freeze Kago's account. They also confisticate Josephines cows claiming that they are proceeds of theft. The police also go after a guy named Gethi who was paid after supplying you with diesel for your tractor used in the project. They also attach his property including his new boda boda which they say is a proceed of crime. Infact everyone who was ever paid during the course of your project is put under inveatigation and have their property frozen except the local mjengo guys termed NYSi youths.

These actions drive the whole village into a frenzy. Your farm manager Ann is labelled a thief and she asks to step aside and be offered lighter duties. The local consultant Ngunyi that you hired to come with your project blueprint ans paid him 3,900 bob for the service is also termed a thief. The village drunk Otello states that "see babuu was right all along that money was stolen". The police investigate your manager Ann and clear her of any misdeeds.

Josephine, angry that her property has been taken away and that she is also being charged with theft decides to swear an affidavit to set the record straight and states that she never stole anybody's money. That all she did was supply construction materials and was paid 79k. She states that she had even shown the police the delivered materials on your farm and provided all the delivery notes. She also states that the guy who was paid for supplying diesel, Gethi, is innocent. Also that the guy Kago who she lent 6k is innocent and has nothing to do with your project. She claims that she is being harassed because the village mad man babuu cant stop screaming that your money was being stolen, and that babuu and the village bangi smoker cum perennial whiner Keteri aka githeri have a personal vendetta with your manager Ann. She concludes that she is a victim of wars that have nothing to do with her.

Meanwhile, residents of the neighbouring kondoo farm continue to cheer on the shenanigans going on your farm, including baying for the blood of your former manager Ann, since they are jealous that you are developing your farm and they want your project to fail.


Wewe!

Si uko na mambo?


Wait a minute! I thought the farm manager was the whistle blower?!

Josephine delivers materials whose market price Is 5K but goes ahead to claim 79k more than 10 times the value. That's how the thievery takes place
kaka2za
#166 Posted : Friday, February 19, 2016 3:45:10 PM
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Shak wrote:
kaka2za wrote:
Iganamagana wrote:
hardwood wrote:
You are developing your farm huko ushago. Some of the materials you need are murram, kokoto, sand etc. So your foreman Githinji contracts some businesswoman by the name Josphine to deliver the materials.

She delivers the materials, all the delivery notes are signed and she claims her money which totals 79k and the money is paid to her local ekuity account.

Then the local village madman by the name babuu starts saying that your 79k has been stolen. The rumour catches on in the village. The issue comes to your attention.

Your farm manager Ann explains and says no money was stolen. The foreman Githinji says the same. However the rumours persist that unaibiwa.

So you contact the local police huko shags to investigate the matter. The police start by trying to establish the money trail of the 79k that was paid and any other money that was paid during the project. They freeze Josephine's account where the 79k was deposited. Josephine had lent her friend Kago 6k from the 79K you paid her. They also freeze Kago's account. They also confisticate Josephines cows claiming that they are proceeds of theft. The police also go after a guy named Gethi who was paid after supplying you with diesel for your tractor used in the project. They also attach his property including his new boda boda which they say is a proceed of crime. Infact everyone who was ever paid during the course of your project is put under inveatigation and have their property frozen except the local mjengo guys termed NYSi youths.

These actions drive the whole village into a frenzy. Your farm manager Ann is labelled a thief and she asks to step aside and be offered lighter duties. The local consultant Ngunyi that you hired to come with your project blueprint ans paid him 3,900 bob for the service is also termed a thief. The village drunk Otello states that "see babuu was right all along that money was stolen". The police investigate your manager Ann and clear her of any misdeeds.

Josephine, angry that her property has been taken away and that she is also being charged with theft decides to swear an affidavit to set the record straight and states that she never stole anybody's money. That all she did was supply construction materials and was paid 79k. She states that she had even shown the police the delivered materials on your farm and provided all the delivery notes. She also states that the guy who was paid for supplying diesel, Gethi, is innocent. Also that the guy Kago who she lent 6k is innocent and has nothing to do with your project. She claims that she is being harassed because the village mad man babuu cant stop screaming that your money was being stolen, and that babuu and the village bangi smoker cum perennial whiner Keteri aka githeri have a personal vendetta with your manager Ann. She concludes that she is a victim of wars that have nothing to do with her.

Meanwhile, residents of the neighbouring kondoo farm continue to cheer on the shenanigans going on your farm, including baying for the blood of your former manager Ann, since they are jealous that you are developing your farm and they want your project to fail.


Wewe!

Si uko na mambo?


Wait a minute! I thought the farm manager was the whistle blower?!

Josephine delivers materials whose market price Is 5K but goes ahead to claim 79k more than 10 times the value. That's how the thievery takes place


And Josephine knows the farm manager so it appears that the farm manager is the actual supplier. That's the conflict of interest that facilitates the thievery
Truth forever on the scaffold
Wrong forever on the throne
(James Russell Rowell)
hardwood
#167 Posted : Friday, February 19, 2016 8:18:58 PM
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The substandard newspaper (todays front page) is now complaining that the NYS gave tenders to supply beans. Surely did they expect the young men and women at NYS training college to eat stones and airburgers? This whining has become too much. I hope the whiners wont demand that NYS youths refund all the money they were paid in kibera and elsewhere including the money they saved in saccos. As waeguru said there seems to be another agenda with these incesant compaints.
hardwood
#168 Posted : Saturday, February 20, 2016 10:55:29 AM
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Josephine a naive and poor hairdresser?

This is a lady whose father is an accountant and a retired high school bursar, and the mother is a retired senior govt nurse. A girl who was brought up in a 5bdrm house huko ushago. And was being driven to school. By Kenyan rural standards this is upper middle class upbringing. I am sure many wazuans commenting here were brought up in mud huts. And the newspapers have the audacity to call her parents home humble? So what would they call the mud huts that dot rural kenya?



hardwood
#169 Posted : Tuesday, February 23, 2016 8:40:46 AM
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We escorted her yesterday to set the record straight regarding the false accusations (I am somewhere in that piksha). Hata Ouru was dragged to the Haguee and emerged victorious. #WeShallOvercome #FriendsOfAnn #WeStandByAnn #Ann4NairobiGovernor

hardwood
#170 Posted : Tuesday, February 23, 2016 8:50:54 AM
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Boma Ngai naboma yo tobomana,
olingi nakufa ngai nayo mpo na nini,
mokili basala ya moko na ya na moko te,
sansa na moi ebimaka mpo na moto nyoso
boni motema mabe boye.

Mama yambi ngai nalela yo,
babwakeli ngai malady ya panzi,
balukeli nzoto nagai ngambo
Kozwana Ngai……….
babwakeli maladi ya liwa.
babwakeli ngai malady ya panzi,
babwakeli malady ya mabe
balukeli nzoto nagai ngambo.
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