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Rank: Member Joined: 1/22/2015 Posts: 682
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Everyone in Wazua seems to be prioritizing a mpango, there was even one poster who said the only ones who enjoy big money in Kenya are the mpangos. Seems to be true as Vera Sidika and Corazon Kwamboka are now homeowners in the leafy suburbs of Nairobi!   Ata Huddah anasema anajenga. All in Njaanuary no less. Kumbe hapa ndio Eurobond inaenda. Kwani how much are guys out here spending on these mpangos? Is landing ever that serious really? 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2008 Posts: 2,703
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Mike, its not the landing. It is what Waswahili call barafu ya roho. A person who makes you feel special. Bi Mswafari tries to teach Kenyan women these things but they do not get it and the few who get it are the one ones who are not married. Men have very basic weaknesses and those women who know how to address them can have anything they want.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/10/2010 Posts: 2,264
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Kusadikika wrote:Mike, its not the landing. It is what Waswahili call barafu ya roho. A person who makes you feel special. Bi Mswafari tries to teach Kenyan women these things but they do not get it and the few who get it are the one ones who are not married. Men have very basic weaknesses and those women who know how to address them can have anything they want. thats very true. and they are getting younger and younger. i dont know how or where this collage chicks are getting all this skills of finishing a grown ass man emotionally , physically and moneytary Politics is just things to keep the people divided and foolish and put your trust in men and none of them can do nothing for you...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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I dare she daent sleep in that house a lone, she must hace some friends and relaz in there otherwise the watchie can rape her mbaya mbovu. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/22/2015 Posts: 682
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Kusadikika wrote:Mike, its not the landing. It is what Waswahili call barafu ya roho. A person who makes you feel special. Bi Mswafari tries to teach Kenyan women these things but they do not get it and the few who get it are the one ones who are not married. Men have very basic weaknesses and those women who know how to address them can have anything they want. Maybe we value it differently, but ata nikibembelezwa aje, I can't see myself giving a girlfriend more than 100k per month ya matumizi. In fact there is one who I was weak for last year nikajaribu kumwekea keja furnished + 100k retainer. By month 3 she had begun kunigombanisha like a wife of 10 years! Nikasema never again. These rich socialites I suspect they do anything in bed, ata mbwa akiletwa ni sawa tu. Maybe they are landed on by entire sports teams at a go or something. That's the only plausible explanation I can see for a man to bend over backwards to buy the girlfriend a house next to Waiguru
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/7/2010 Posts: 520 Location: Epicentre - Ngamia 1
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mpobiz wrote:Kusadikika wrote:Mike, its not the landing. It is what Waswahili call barafu ya roho. A person who makes you feel special. Bi Mswafari tries to teach Kenyan women these things but they do not get it and the few who get it are the one ones who are not married. Men have very basic weaknesses and those women who know how to address them can have anything they want. thats very true. and they are getting younger and younger. i dont know how or where this collage chicks are getting all this skills of finishing a grown ass man emotionally , physically and moneytary  Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs - Farrah Gray.
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Mike Ock wrote:Kusadikika wrote:Mike, its not the landing. It is what Waswahili call barafu ya roho. A person who makes you feel special. Bi Mswafari tries to teach Kenyan women these things but they do not get it and the few who get it are the one ones who are not married. Men have very basic weaknesses and those women who know how to address them can have anything they want. Maybe we value it differently, but ata nikibembelezwa aje, I can't see myself giving a girlfriend more than 100k per month ya matumizi. In fact there is one who I was weak for last year nikajaribu kumwekea keja furnished + 100k retainer. By month 3 she had begun kunigombanisha like a wife of 10 years! Nikasema never again. These rich socialites I suspect they do anything in bed, ata mbwa akiletwa ni sawa tu. Maybe they are landed on by entire sports teams at a go or something. That's the only plausible explanation I can see for a man to bend over backwards to buy the girlfriend a house next to Waiguru now if a person takes a photo in a house it must be theirs? you must be alive to the fact that the so called kenyan socialites are masters of hype. they take a photo in a car - it is theirs; they get chips fungad and take a photo in your house - it is theirs etc.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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what is the difference between a domesticated fish shared by many and the fish at the parlour yet you spend money on both? I'll stick to the fish at the parlour If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/22/2015 Posts: 682
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Swenani wrote:what is the difference between a domesticated fish shared by many and the fish at the parlour yet you spend money on both?
I'll stick to the fish at the parlour 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/11/2008 Posts: 2,306
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Mike Ock wrote:Kusadikika wrote:Mike, its not the landing. It is what Waswahili call barafu ya roho. A person who makes you feel special. Bi Mswafari tries to teach Kenyan women these things but they do not get it and the few who get it are the one ones who are not married. Men have very basic weaknesses and those women who know how to address them can have anything they want. Maybe we value it differently, but ata nikibembelezwa aje, I can't see myself giving a girlfriend more than 100k per month ya matumizi. In fact there is one who I was weak for last year nikajaribu kumwekea keja furnished + 100k retainer. By month 3 she had begun kunigombanisha like a wife of 10 years! Nikasema never again. These rich socialites I suspect they do anything in bed, ata mbwa akiletwa ni sawa tu. Maybe they are landed on by entire sports teams at a go or something. That's the only plausible explanation I can see for a man to bend over backwards to buy the girlfriend a house next to Waiguru Bw Ock, yenyewe you have cash. Wah! Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2010 Posts: 11,522 Location: Nairobi
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Robinhood wrote:Mike Ock wrote:Kusadikika wrote:Mike, its not the landing. It is what Waswahili call barafu ya roho. A person who makes you feel special. Bi Mswafari tries to teach Kenyan women these things but they do not get it and the few who get it are the one ones who are not married. Men have very basic weaknesses and those women who know how to address them can have anything they want. Maybe we value it differently, but ata nikibembelezwa aje, I can't see myself giving a girlfriend more than 100k per month ya matumizi. In fact there is one who I was weak for last year nikajaribu kumwekea keja furnished + 100k retainer. By month 3 she had begun kunigombanisha like a wife of 10 years! Nikasema never again. These rich socialites I suspect they do anything in bed, ata mbwa akiletwa ni sawa tu. Maybe they are landed on by entire sports teams at a go or something. That's the only plausible explanation I can see for a man to bend over backwards to buy the girlfriend a house next to Waiguru Bw Ock, yenyewe you have cash. Wah! lol "retainer" possunt quia posse videntur
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maka wrote:Robinhood wrote:Mike Ock wrote:Kusadikika wrote:Mike, its not the landing. It is what Waswahili call barafu ya roho. A person who makes you feel special. Bi Mswafari tries to teach Kenyan women these things but they do not get it and the few who get it are the one ones who are not married. Men have very basic weaknesses and those women who know how to address them can have anything they want. Maybe we value it differently, but ata nikibembelezwa aje, I can't see myself giving a girlfriend more than 100k per month ya matumizi. In fact there is one who I was weak for last year nikajaribu kumwekea keja furnished + 100k retainer. By month 3 she had begun kunigombanisha like a wife of 10 years! Nikasema never again. These rich socialites I suspect they do anything in bed, ata mbwa akiletwa ni sawa tu. Maybe they are landed on by entire sports teams at a go or something. That's the only plausible explanation I can see for a man to bend over backwards to buy the girlfriend a house next to Waiguru Bw Ock, yenyewe you have cash. Wah! lol "retainer" K*ma @100k per month...... too expensive. Sugar mummies and single mothers are dirt cheap  Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Othelo wrote:maka wrote:Robinhood wrote:[quote=Mike Ock][quote=Kusadikika]
Bw Ock, yenyewe you have cash. Wah! lol "retainer" K*ma @100k per month...... too expensive. Sugar mummies and single mothers are dirt cheap auuuuuuuiiiii....  but i would rather play lotto Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/23/2008 Posts: 3,017
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Robinhood wrote:Mike Ock wrote:Kusadikika wrote:Mike, its not the landing. It is what Waswahili call barafu ya roho. A person who makes you feel special. Bi Mswafari tries to teach Kenyan women these things but they do not get it and the few who get it are the one ones who are not married. Men have very basic weaknesses and those women who know how to address them can have anything they want. Maybe we value it differently, but ata nikibembelezwa aje, I can't see myself giving a girlfriend more than 100k per month ya matumizi. In fact there is one who I was weak for last year nikajaribu kumwekea keja furnished + 100k retainer. By month 3 she had begun kunigombanisha like a wife of 10 years! Nikasema never again. These rich socialites I suspect they do anything in bed, ata mbwa akiletwa ni sawa tu. Maybe they are landed on by entire sports teams at a go or something. That's the only plausible explanation I can see for a man to bend over backwards to buy the girlfriend a house next to Waiguru Bw Ock, yenyewe you have cash. Wah! I thought I was the only person who noticed this. Kweli Ock you're loaded, for you to blow 100K on a sidedish and rent her a furnished apartment for another 150K means you must be making minimum 10times the amount so 2.5M, ama how does the math work. "The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline." James Collins
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/1/2012 Posts: 290
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Lol, you guys think this money is coming from sponsors? As in regular working class Kenyan men? Gullible is an understatement.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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maka wrote:Robinhood wrote:Mike Ock wrote:Kusadikika wrote:Mike, its not the landing. It is what Waswahili call barafu ya roho. A person who makes you feel special. Bi Mswafari tries to teach Kenyan women these things but they do not get it and the few who get it are the one ones who are not married. Men have very basic weaknesses and those women who know how to address them can have anything they want. Maybe we value it differently, but ata nikibembelezwa aje, I can't see myself giving a girlfriend more than 100k per month ya matumizi. In fact there is one who I was weak for last year nikajaribu kumwekea keja furnished + 100k retainer. By month 3 she had begun kunigombanisha like a wife of 10 years! Nikasema never again. These rich socialites I suspect they do anything in bed, ata mbwa akiletwa ni sawa tu. Maybe they are landed on by entire sports teams at a go or something. That's the only plausible explanation I can see for a man to bend over backwards to buy the girlfriend a house next to Waiguru Bw Ock, yenyewe you have cash. Wah! lol "retainer" Real men like me dont give cash to retain good girls, we give love and stick. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/6/2008 Posts: 632
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@Vallerie.. you crack me up and could not say it better myself My older bro has one of these things and whenever am in the country I will stay in an apartment on Othaya road where he houses her. We keep our distances but I honestly just don't get it..
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Mike Ock wrote:Everyone in Wazua seems to be prioritizing a mpango, -( 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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Obi 1 Kanobi wrote:Robinhood wrote:Mike Ock wrote:Kusadikika wrote:Mike, its not the landing. It is what Waswahili call barafu ya roho. A person who makes you feel special. Bi Mswafari tries to teach Kenyan women these things but they do not get it and the few who get it are the one ones who are not married. Men have very basic weaknesses and those women who know how to address them can have anything they want. Maybe we value it differently, but ata nikibembelezwa aje, I can't see myself giving a girlfriend more than 100k per month ya matumizi. In fact there is one who I was weak for last year nikajaribu kumwekea keja furnished + 100k retainer. By month 3 she had begun kunigombanisha like a wife of 10 years! Nikasema never again. These rich socialites I suspect they do anything in bed, ata mbwa akiletwa ni sawa tu. Maybe they are landed on by entire sports teams at a go or something. That's the only plausible explanation I can see for a man to bend over backwards to buy the girlfriend a house next to Waiguru Bw Ock, yenyewe you have cash. Wah! I thought I was the only person who noticed this. Kweli Ock you're loaded, for you to blow 100K on a sidedish and rent her a furnished apartment for another 150K means you must be making minimum 10times the amount so 2.5M, ama how does the math work. A good number spend more on mipangos than on their families!
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