The Republicans were giving Obama and the Democrats a hard time with the Health Care Bill in the Capitol. Then Obama unleashed Makmende on them and viola!!! The Bill was signed into Law.
Chelsea was rega regaring in the EPL title chase being held to draws with small teams like Blackburn and dumped out of the Champions league by Inter Milan and the Special one. As usual the special one was bragging and throwing broadsides at Roman Abramovitch. Roman was vey angry and he asked the players and the coach 2 questions. Are you good players? Are you paid well? Then he gave them the solution. I will give you the Super Special One, Makmende to talk to you. The Result? 12 goals in 2 matches.
Kenya had not won the IAAF senior men’s gold in 11 years. But this time Makmende was in town. Watching and waiting. The athletes knew he was watching and waiting. The gold knew he was watching and waiting. And Kenya won all the gold medals. The gold medals are on their way home. All because Makmende was watching and waiting.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain