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UCL 2015/2016 Season
willin2learn
#81 Posted : Thursday, November 05, 2015 12:56:51 PM
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Sober wrote:
Cornelius Vanderbilt wrote:
5 goals surely and they will still get the three points.its like raping a woman whose too willing , lol

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly They thought huko ni Emirates


The Samburu Camel was in a horse race
TAZ
#82 Posted : Thursday, November 05, 2015 1:25:46 PM
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willin2learn wrote:
Sober wrote:
Cornelius Vanderbilt wrote:
5 goals surely and they will still get the three points.its like raping a woman whose too willing , lol

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly They thought huko ni Emirates


The Samburu Camel was in a horse race


Ati horse race, wait till Man Utd are paired with Bayern ndio utajua ngamia ni nani?
Othelo
#83 Posted : Thursday, November 05, 2015 1:44:38 PM
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TAZ wrote:
willin2learn wrote:
Sober wrote:
Cornelius Vanderbilt wrote:
5 goals surely and they will still get the three points.its like raping a woman whose too willing , lol

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly They thought huko ni Emirates


The Samburu Camel was in a horse race


Ati horse race, wait till Man Utd are paired with Bayern ndio utajua ngamia ni nani?

Machungu Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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smano
#84 Posted : Friday, November 06, 2015 6:45:33 PM
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Arsenal will have to win their next 2 games and hope Olympiacos don't even get 1 point from their remaining 2. Thursday night football will end any premier league ambitions
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
Angelica _ann
#85 Posted : Monday, December 07, 2015 11:12:00 PM
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Champions League permutations: Premier League hopes in the balance

07 Dec 2015 15:02



Manchester United, Chelsea and Arsenal are among the heavyweight clubs with their hopes still in the balance going into the final matchday of the 2015-16 Champions League group stage.

We look the standings as 13 teams compete for seven places still available in the round of 16 on Tuesday and Wednesday, starting with the competition's most open pool:

Group B - Wolfsburg, Manchester United, PSV, CSKA Moscow

Wolfsburg only need to take a point from their home game against second-placed United to ensure progression and that will also clinch first place in Group B if PSV fail to beat CSKA at home.

United sit just one point behind Wolfsburg and a victory in Germany will see them through to the next round as group winners.

A draw will also be enough, should PSV fail to win, but it would leave United second and at the mercy of a potentially tough round-of-16 opponent.

PSV are guaranteed progression if they beat CSKA, although a draw will also be sufficient in the event of a United defeat in Germany, given their superior head-to-head record.

CSKA can overhaul PSV and book a place in the Europa League by winning in Eindhoven.

Group G - Porto, Chelsea, Dynamo Kiev, Maccabi Tel Aviv (E)

Group G is dramatically poised ahead of matchday six. The top two, Porto and Chelsea are locked on 10 points and meet at Stamford Bridge with the Portuguese side ahead of the Premier League champions courtesy of September's 2-1 win at Estadio do Dragao.

The loser, if there is one, can be overhauled by Dynamo Kiev, who are third on eight points, if they beat eliminated Maccabi Tel Aviv in Ukraine.

If Porto and Chelsea draw and Dynamo win, all three teams will be level on 11 points. They would also have five points apiece from matches against one another, sending the outcome to goal difference from matches between the three. That would see Kiev top the group, with Chelsea second and Porto third.

Group F - Bayern Munich (Q), Olympiacos, Arsenal, Dinamo Zagreb (E)

Third-placed Arsenal travel to Olympiacos, who are three points ahead in second, requiring a 3-2 victory or any win by a two-goal cushion or greater if they are to qualify for the round of 16 and avoid the Europa League.

Bayern Munich are guaranteed top spot in Group F ahead of matchday six, meaning the result of their game against eliminated bottom side Dinamo Zagreb will not have any effect on the rest of the group.

Group E - Barcelona (Q), Roma, Bayer Leverkusen, BATE

With Barcelona running away with Group E, Roma and Bayer Leverkusen, locked on four points will jostle to go through, with BATE also lurking on four points behind them.

A win for Roma at home to BATE will guarantee Rudi Garcia's men second spot, regardless of the outcome of Leverkusen's clash at home to Barcelona, given Roma hold a superior head-to-head record over the Bundesliga club.

If Roma lose, Leverkusen must beat Barca to secure second, while BATE will take third. A BATE win coupled with a Barca victory would see the Belarusian club progress for the first time in their history.

Group H - Zenit (Q), Gent, Valencia, Lyon (E)

Gary Neville's first game in charge of Valencia is a must-win contest at home to Lyon. The Liga club three points of their own as well as Gent failing to beat Zenit - who have won all five of their group games so far - to go through.

Group D - Juventus (Q), Manchester City (Q), Borussia Monchengladbach, Sevilla

Juventus lead Manchester City by two points, with both teams assured of a place in the next round. Juve defeated City home and away and need just a point at Sevilla to guarantee top spot.

If City beat Gladbach and Sevilla overcome Juventus, the Premier League club will top the group and Unai Emery's men will progress to the Europa League - a competition they have won in the past two seasons.

Gladbach will safely progress to UEFA's second-tier competition if Sevilla fail to win.

Group C - Benfica (Q), Atletico Madrid (Q), Galatasaray, Astana

Atletico Madrid and Benfica, level on 10 points in first and second place respectively, will play each other to decide the group winner. A draw at the Estadio da Luz will play into Benfica's hands, having won 2-1 at the Vicente Calderon.

Galatasaray are third, one point above an Astana team who are yet to register a win. The Turkish side drew 2-2 in the reverse fixture in Kazakhstan, are at home in this one and look most likely to take third place and a Europa league spot.

Group A - Real Madrid (Q), PSG (Q), Shakhtar Dontesk, Malmo

The two qualifying spots in Group A are already decided, with Real Madrid first and PSG second.

Malmo are away to Madrid and must better Shakhtar Donetsk's result at PSG to qualify for the Europa League ahead of the Ukrainian club.
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TAZ
#86 Posted : Tuesday, December 08, 2015 10:16:36 AM
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smano wrote:
Arsenal will have to win their next 2 games and hope Olympiacos don't even get 1 point from their remaining 2. Thursday night football will end any premier league ambitions


Who would have thought Man Utd would also be facing CL elimination at this point....
Othelo
#87 Posted : Tuesday, December 08, 2015 4:01:07 PM
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TAZ wrote:
smano wrote:
Arsenal will have to win their next 2 games and hope Olympiacos don't even get 1 point from their remaining 2. Thursday night football will end any premier league ambitions


Who would have thought Man Utd would also be facing CL elimination at this point....

Leo ni kubaya woyesheeeeeeee ................ Europa beckons!!!!!!!!!!
Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
Angelica _ann
#88 Posted : Tuesday, December 08, 2015 4:04:57 PM
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Othelo wrote:
TAZ wrote:
smano wrote:
Arsenal will have to win their next 2 games and hope Olympiacos don't even get 1 point from their remaining 2. Thursday night football will end any premier league ambitions


Who would have thought Man Utd would also be facing CL elimination at this point....

Leo ni kubaya woyesheeeeeeee ................ Europa beckons!!!!!!!!!!

With that fake squad and philosophy as the manager, there is no way Man Useless are going to win in Germany. Not even Europa material smile
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
Othelo
#89 Posted : Tuesday, December 08, 2015 4:23:55 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Othelo wrote:
TAZ wrote:
smano wrote:
Arsenal will have to win their next 2 games and hope Olympiacos don't even get 1 point from their remaining 2. Thursday night football will end any premier league ambitions


Who would have thought Man Utd would also be facing CL elimination at this point....

Leo ni kubaya woyesheeeeeeee ................ Europa beckons!!!!!!!!!!

With that fake squad and philosophy as the manager, there is no way Man Useless are going to win in Germany. Not even Europa material smile

You are talking as if Arsenal are safe? Wenger is equally headed to Thursday night football ...... Spurs, Liverpool, Man U and Arsenal Pray
Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
McReggae
#90 Posted : Tuesday, December 08, 2015 5:21:16 PM
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GGMU will triumph!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
mwenza
#91 Posted : Tuesday, December 08, 2015 7:29:49 PM
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McReggae wrote:
GGMU will triumph!!!


Man U ni timu kubwa...
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Angelica _ann
#92 Posted : Tuesday, December 08, 2015 10:40:10 PM
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mwenza wrote:
McReggae wrote:
GGMU will triumph!!!


Man U ni timu kubwa...

Hiyo line up ya man useless smile
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
alma1
#93 Posted : Tuesday, December 08, 2015 10:42:18 PM
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Chelsea inacheza leo? That's the only thing I'm worried about
Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?

wazuaguest
#94 Posted : Wednesday, December 09, 2015 6:13:43 AM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
mwenza wrote:
McReggae wrote:
GGMU will triumph!!!


Man U ni timu kubwa...

Hiyo line up ya man useless smile

Lol!Laughing out loudly
Africa belongs to Africans.
Angelica _ann
#95 Posted : Wednesday, December 09, 2015 6:39:08 AM
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wazuaguest wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
mwenza wrote:
McReggae wrote:
GGMU will triumph!!!


Man U ni timu kubwa...

Hiyo line up ya man useless smile

Lol!Laughing out loudly

Team kubwa off to Europa Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
radio
#96 Posted : Wednesday, December 09, 2015 7:21:13 AM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
wazuaguest wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
mwenza wrote:
McReggae wrote:
GGMU will triumph!!!


Man U ni timu kubwa...

Hiyo line up ya man useless smile

Lol!Laughing out loudly

Team kubwa off to Europa Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly cold Thursday nights ahead.
Othelo
#97 Posted : Wednesday, December 09, 2015 9:04:11 AM
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radio wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
wazuaguest wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
mwenza wrote:
McReggae wrote:
GGMU will triumph!!!


Man U ni timu kubwa...

Hiyo line up ya man useless smile

Lol!Laughing out loudly

Team kubwa off to Europa Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly cold Thursday nights ahead.

This LvG guy is killing Man U. Infact it is only De Gea who is shinning, the whole team ni maembe dodo Sad
Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
Matoe
#98 Posted : Wednesday, December 09, 2015 9:16:19 AM
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radio wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
wazuaguest wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
mwenza wrote:
McReggae wrote:
GGMU will triumph!!!


Man U ni timu kubwa...

Hiyo line up ya man useless smile

Lol!Laughing out loudly

Team kubwa off to Europa Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly cold Thursday nights ahead.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Team kubwa kucheza ligi ndogo Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
smano
#99 Posted : Wednesday, December 09, 2015 10:55:11 AM
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TAZ wrote:
smano wrote:
Arsenal will have to win their next 2 games and hope Olympiacos don't even get 1 point from their remaining 2. Thursday night football will end any premier league ambitions


Who would have thought Man Utd would also be facing CL elimination at this point....


Yap...that was before Utd drew with PSV at OT - in my opinion that's where the campaign was lost. Having to win at Wolfsburg to be sure of qualification was just a ridiculous position to be in for Utd in one of the easiest groups. Anyway, LVG must pay the price for persisting with Rooney in all those games where Utd did not score. The team actua;;y created many chances yesterday and the Wolfsburg goalie had a good match, but it was very disappointing that all 3 goals conceded came from defensive blunders by Smalling, Schwein and Carrick...best defensive record conceding within minutes of scoring. Very disappointed. I think LvG should be released at the end of the season, whether he even wins the premier league or FA or takes Utd back to CL qualification. His tactics are not conducive for the team.

Hopefully goon squad join us for Thursday night football today, hata Chelsea are not 100% safe
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
dossy7
#100 Posted : Wednesday, December 09, 2015 11:51:26 AM
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Matoe wrote:
radio wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
wazuaguest wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
mwenza wrote:
McReggae wrote:
GGMU will triumph!!!


Man U ni timu kubwa...

Hiyo line up ya man useless smile

Lol!Laughing out loudly

Team kubwa off to Europa Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly cold Thursday nights ahead.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Team kubwa kucheza ligi ndogo Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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