[quote=Swenani][quote=Wamunyota][quote=Swenani][quote=Wamunyota][quote=Othelo][quote=mawinder]Wazuans,leave alcohol.When you take alcohol you are slowly heading to Makueni.I used to think that only second generation alcohol is harmful but have come to realize my folly.It is like eating a fish in Hurlingham without a serviette and laughing at one who eats fish from Majengo without serviette.
http://www.nation.co.ke/lifestyle/health/Salt-sex-and-booze-lifestyle-killers-on-the-rise/-/1954202/2866158/-/e60v2iz/-/index.html[/quote]
Drink while still alve. There are too many risks to care ask @Saitoti, @Mutula, el all with all the monies [/quote]
=d> =d> =d> True.Sisi wote ni wapita njia.Siku yako ikifika imefika.[/quote]

Ditto,I used to have a friend who died while masturbating...true story
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I do not know how, but we found him in bed holding his dick with sperms all over[/quote]

:-d Madam admin move this post to the jokes thread!
This explains why Swenani eats lots of fish he swore he will not die in such manner

I had some kilimanjaro larger and the hangover is out of this world.Hio kitu siguzi tena.Wacha nikatafute supu ya mbuzi.

Am having a cold coke as I contemplate next course of action at Bypass

[quote=Othelo][quote=Julie]Am having a cold coke as I contemplate next course of action at Bypass[/quote]
Which Bypass? [/quote]

i guess the one between the two bypasses that are the legs