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What has your governor done for you?
maka
#281 Posted : Tuesday, September 08, 2015 2:50:11 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
FundamentAli wrote:
[quote=Siringi]Gov Ken Lusaka looks you taxpayer in the eye and says this is a special wheelbarrow made of non-carcinogenic stainless steel material

There is nothing wrong with the price. The wheelbarrow is made of food grade Stainless steel. This cost between 5 to 15 times the cost of normal steel.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly What are you smoking for heaven's sake? A 1/8" hot rolled Chromeweld standard plate costs kindu 23K. That's certainly twice as expensive as SS and that one plate has enough material for two of those contraptions. Now, if you care about workmanship,that would half the price of that damn thing. In all honesty,if you pay more than 10K for that thing,then, you must be out of your mind.Those who paid that price are pure criminals.



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geofreygachie
#282 Posted : Tuesday, September 08, 2015 3:26:36 PM
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Gathige wrote:
Siringi wrote:
in Nyamira County a hospital gate that allegedly cost 7 Mirrions only
hii Ugatuzi itatumaliza




Complete with two squatting toilets. Quite an innovative design, at a bargain prize!

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Lolest!
#283 Posted : Tuesday, September 08, 2015 3:30:26 PM
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geofreygachie wrote:
Gathige wrote:
Siringi wrote:
in Nyamira County a hospital gate that allegedly cost 7 Mirrions only
hii Ugatuzi itatumaliza




Complete with two squatting toilets. Quite an innovative design, at a bargain prize!

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I think he means Asian style toilet. Those ones you squat
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geofreygachie
#284 Posted : Tuesday, September 08, 2015 3:32:42 PM
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Siringi wrote:
Gov Ken Lusaka looks you taxpayer in the eye and says this is a special wheelbarrow made of non-carcinogenic stainless steel material



Ahhh now i get it,Its a 2 Wheel drive with Diff lock .Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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masukuma
#285 Posted : Tuesday, September 08, 2015 3:41:49 PM
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geofreygachie wrote:
Siringi wrote:
Gov Ken Lusaka looks you taxpayer in the eye and says this is a special wheelbarrow made of non-carcinogenic stainless steel material



Ahhh now i get it,Its a 2 Wheel drive with Diff lock .Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

I think you guys are missing the point!! this thing can lift itself! it comes with invisible arms that lift it when it's fully loaded!
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Impunity
#286 Posted : Tuesday, September 08, 2015 4:11:51 PM
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geofreygachie wrote:
Siringi wrote:
Gov Ken Lusaka looks you taxpayer in the eye and says this is a special wheelbarrow made of non-carcinogenic stainless steel material



Ahhh now i get it,Its a 2 Wheel drive with Diff lock .Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


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hardwood
#287 Posted : Tuesday, September 08, 2015 5:01:10 PM
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[[Hundreds of youths stormed a slaughterhouse in Bungoma county for a look at 10 wheelbarrows bought at Sh109,000 each by the Agriculture ministry.

Waving placards and twigs, the youths, majority of whom were juakali craftsmen, demonstrated against the purchase, which has raised concerns of fraud by county executives.

"We as juakali artisans have looked at those wheelbarrows; they can't cost more than Sh3,000," said their chairman Moses Wekesa.

But speaking in his office on Monday, Lusaka said the wheelbarrows are a rare find and long-lasting. - See more at: http://www.the-star.co.k...ws#sthash.Cm7UTyDs.dpuf]]



murchr
#288 Posted : Tuesday, September 08, 2015 5:25:40 PM
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Hizo hurubarrow ni za kazi gani?
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Shak
#289 Posted : Tuesday, September 08, 2015 5:46:57 PM
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hardwood wrote:
[[Hundreds of youths stormed a slaughterhouse in Bungoma county for a look at 10 wheelbarrows bought at Sh109,000 each by the Agriculture ministry.

Waving placards and twigs, the youths, majority of whom were juakali craftsmen, demonstrated against the purchase, which has raised concerns of fraud by county executives.

"We as juakali artisans have looked at those wheelbarrows; they can't cost more than Sh3,000," said their chairman Moses Wekesa.

But speaking in his office on Monday, Lusaka said the wheelbarrows are a rare find and long-lasting. - See more at: http://www.the-star.co.k...ws#sthash.Cm7UTyDs.dpuf]]




And people are wondering how we got so many millonaires overnight. No wonder the shilling is quickly losing value
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#290 Posted : Tuesday, September 08, 2015 5:52:00 PM
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masukuma
#291 Posted : Tuesday, September 08, 2015 5:58:47 PM
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hardwood wrote:
Hundreds of youths stormed a slaughterhouse in Bungoma county for a look at 10 wheelbarrows bought at Sh109,000 each by the Agriculture ministry.

Waving placards and twigs, the youths, majority of whom were juakali craftsmen, demonstrated against the purchase, which has raised concerns of fraud by county executives.

"We as juakali artisans have looked at those wheelbarrows; they can't cost more than Sh3,000," said their chairman Moses Wekesa.

But speaking in his office on Monday, Lusaka said the wheelbarrows are a rare find and long-lasting.





As usual people are missing the point! These wheelbarrows are the best thing that ever happened to Bungoma!
Their use is limited to how creative you are! Apparently they have started being leased out to Newly weds!


Boss - cheap is expensive!! These ones will carry brides maids for years to come and give the county government some much required revenue.
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Shak
#292 Posted : Tuesday, September 08, 2015 6:06:05 PM
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geofreygachie
#293 Posted : Tuesday, September 08, 2015 6:28:21 PM
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masukuma wrote:
hardwood wrote:
Hundreds of youths stormed a slaughterhouse in Bungoma county for a look at 10 wheelbarrows bought at Sh109,000 each by the Agriculture ministry.

Waving placards and twigs, the youths, majority of whom were juakali craftsmen, demonstrated against the purchase, which has raised concerns of fraud by county executives.

"We as juakali artisans have looked at those wheelbarrows; they can't cost more than Sh3,000," said their chairman Moses Wekesa.

But speaking in his office on Monday, Lusaka said the wheelbarrows are a rare find and long-lasting.





As usual people are missing the point! These wheelbarrows are the best thing that ever happened to Bungoma!
Their use is limited to how creative you are! Apparently they have started being leased out to Newly weds!


Boss - cheap is expensive!! These ones will carry brides maids for years to come and give the county government some much required revenue.

C&P

Governor:Everyone is getting this all wrong.What we have here is a special wheelbarrow with Ksh 105,000 in cash but for security reasons we have the cash in the safe.That's why the cost comes to Ksh 108,000.No money has been lost.
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#294 Posted : Wednesday, September 09, 2015 10:23:42 AM
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The wheelbarrows have the latest Boeing airplane engines. Wacheni kelele.
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#295 Posted : Wednesday, September 09, 2015 10:43:07 AM
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Siringi wrote:
Gov Ken Lusaka looks you taxpayer in the eye and says this is a special wheelbarrow made of non-carcinogenic stainless steel material


Hii whilbaru hata haiko kabiru, it's slanting to one side kama bike iko na ben,
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murchr
#296 Posted : Wednesday, September 09, 2015 7:50:47 PM
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Kirinyaga county used 2M to open a facebook account.
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hardwood
#297 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2015 8:59:15 AM
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Swenani
#298 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2015 9:53:50 AM
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murchr wrote:
Kirinyaga county used 2M to open a facebook account.

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Siringi
#299 Posted : Tuesday, September 15, 2015 12:45:15 PM
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#300 Posted : Friday, September 18, 2015 12:45:37 AM
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"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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