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SK ni furahiday.....saa ya phombe!!!!
Swenani
#3101 Posted : Friday, August 07, 2015 3:18:39 PM
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Posts: 13,237
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Impunity wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Bright and sunny morning here!!! Mojitos are the plan!

Mojitos is awesome.Especially when you are about to be laid.


Mint has many many benefits: fighting cancer, improving memory, weight loss, reducing depression etc.

That's why I drink Mojitos like medicine.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Sema tu inakupatia nguvu za kiume Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Why is it that hakunanga herbal za kuongeza nguvu za kikike?
d'oh!

Wanawake wako na nguvu nyingi sana,They can handle 10 men(assuming each man anawekerea bonoko 3 ama 4) a night while a man can only manage at most 4 pathetic shots per night
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Othelo
#3102 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 3:07:55 PM
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Joined: 1/20/2014
Posts: 3,528
What happened........ muliokoka smile
Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
mawinder
#3103 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 3:11:26 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 4/30/2008
Posts: 6,029
Othelo wrote:
What happened........ muliokoka smile

The war on illicit liquor. Our own prefect of walevi stopped drinking and is mostly seen in church activities.
Wamunyota
#3104 Posted : Tuesday, August 25, 2015 10:49:11 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 6/23/2014
Posts: 1,652
mawinder wrote:
Othelo wrote:
What happened........ muliokoka smile

The war on illicit liquor. Our own prefect of walevi stopped drinking and is mostly seen in church activities.

So yesterday I want drinking with a certain priest in town.Weh!!Si huyo priest anaweza nunua fombe!!!!!
Hutia Mundu!!
Ngogoyo
#3105 Posted : Tuesday, August 25, 2015 12:45:35 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 6/22/2011
Posts: 561
Location: House
Wamunyota wrote:
mawinder wrote:
Othelo wrote:
What happened........ muliokoka smile

The war on illicit liquor. Our own prefect of walevi stopped drinking and is mostly seen in church activities.

So yesterday I want drinking with a certain priest in town.Weh!!Si huyo priest anaweza nunua fombe!!!!!


they drink like as if they know there are no bar counters in heaven
AlphDoti
#3106 Posted : Tuesday, August 25, 2015 12:57:59 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
Swenani wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Bright and sunny morning here!!! Mojitos are the plan!

Mojitos is awesome.Especially when you are about to be laid.

Mint has many many benefits: fighting cancer, improving memory, weight loss, reducing depression etc.

That's why I drink Mojitos like medicine.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Sema tu inakupatia nguvu za kiume Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Why is it that hakunanga herbal za kuongeza nguvu za kikike?
d'oh!

Wanawake wako na nguvu nyingi sana,They can handle 10 men(assuming each man anawekerea bonoko 3 ama 4) a night while a man can only manage at most 4 pathetic shots per night

I'm glad the master of phombe stopped popularazing it. May God bless him, amen!

As for women handling more men, one thing we do know is that men are weak, that is why not every man will get married because of so many different reasons: some get cold feet and finds many excuses.

As for a woman, even if she is frigid, would not mind getting a man, she would hook up a man, even if it is just for shelter and protection (read money for case of prostitutes). She can lie there and she need not do anything at all!
KulaRaha
#3107 Posted : Tuesday, August 25, 2015 1:07:44 PM
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Joined: 7/26/2007
Posts: 6,514
Its not Friday but I'm thirsty....who's going out for a drink leo?
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
Ngogoyo
#3108 Posted : Tuesday, August 25, 2015 1:30:00 PM
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Joined: 6/22/2011
Posts: 561
Location: House
KulaRaha wrote:
Its not Friday but I'm thirsty....who's going out for a drink leo?


Check with @Alpha...i know he will not mind on a TueLaughing out loudly
Wamunyota
#3109 Posted : Tuesday, August 25, 2015 1:33:27 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 6/23/2014
Posts: 1,652
AlphDoti wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Bright and sunny morning here!!! Mojitos are the plan!

Mojitos is awesome.Especially when you are about to be laid.

Mint has many many benefits: fighting cancer, improving memory, weight loss, reducing depression etc.

That's why I drink Mojitos like medicine.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Sema tu inakupatia nguvu za kiume Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Why is it that hakunanga herbal za kuongeza nguvu za kikike?
d'oh!

Wanawake wako na nguvu nyingi sana,They can handle 10 men(assuming each man anawekerea bonoko 3 ama 4) a night while a man can only manage at most 4 pathetic shots per night

I'm glad the master of phombe stopped popularazing it. May God bless him, amen!

As for women handling more men, one thing we do know is that men are weak, that is why not every man will get married because of so many different reasons: some get cold feet and finds many excuses.

As for a woman, even if she is frigid, would not mind getting a man, she would hook up a man, even if it is just for shelter and protection (read money for case of prostitutes). She can lie there and she need not do anything at all!

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you If you are weak Jisemee wacha kugeneralise.
Hutia Mundu!!
Wamunyota
#3110 Posted : Tuesday, August 25, 2015 1:35:40 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 6/23/2014
Posts: 1,652
KulaRaha wrote:
Its not Friday but I'm thirsty....who's going out for a drink leo?

Kiu inanimaliza.I might meet my priest later today and do my confession tukiteremsha nyama choma na white capsmile
Hutia Mundu!!
Wamunyota
#3111 Posted : Tuesday, August 25, 2015 1:38:19 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 6/23/2014
Posts: 1,652
Ngogoyo wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
mawinder wrote:
Othelo wrote:
What happened........ muliokoka smile

The war on illicit liquor. Our own prefect of walevi stopped drinking and is mostly seen in church activities.

So yesterday I want drinking with a certain priest in town.Weh!!Si huyo priest anaweza nunua fombe!!!!!


they drink like as if they know there are no bar counters in heaven

They have a lot of money with very no responsibilities.In my next life I want to be a priest.
Hutia Mundu!!
McReggae
#3112 Posted : Tuesday, August 25, 2015 2:07:42 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
KulaRaha wrote:
Its not Friday but I'm thirsty....who's going out for a drink leo?


Ngojea hata ladies night kesho bana!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
KulaRaha
#3113 Posted : Tuesday, August 25, 2015 2:18:39 PM
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Joined: 7/26/2007
Posts: 6,514
McReggae wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Its not Friday but I'm thirsty....who's going out for a drink leo?


Ngojea hata ladies night kesho bana!!!


Haven't had a drink in 2 weeks...
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
Wamunyota
#3114 Posted : Tuesday, August 25, 2015 2:21:58 PM
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Joined: 6/23/2014
Posts: 1,652
KulaRaha wrote:
McReggae wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Its not Friday but I'm thirsty....who's going out for a drink leo?


Ngojea hata ladies night kesho bana!!!


Haven't had a drink in 2 weeks...

Whaat?How is that even possible?
Hutia Mundu!!
McReggae
#3115 Posted : Tuesday, August 25, 2015 2:26:59 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Wamunyota wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
McReggae wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Its not Friday but I'm thirsty....who's going out for a drink leo?


Ngojea hata ladies night kesho bana!!!


Haven't had a drink in 2 weeks...

Whaat?How is that even possible?


Two weeks without phombe, how now?????
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
washiku
#3116 Posted : Tuesday, August 25, 2015 5:41:25 PM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
McReggae wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
McReggae wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Its not Friday but I'm thirsty....who's going out for a drink leo?


Ngojea hata ladies night kesho bana!!!


Haven't had a drink in 2 weeks...

Whaat?How is that even possible?


Two weeks without phombe, how now?????


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly You guys must be kidding, right?
bkismat
#3117 Posted : Tuesday, August 25, 2015 5:45:58 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/23/2009
Posts: 2,375
washiku wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
McReggae wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Its not Friday but I'm thirsty....who's going out for a drink leo?


Ngojea hata ladies night kesho bana!!!


Haven't had a drink in 2 weeks...

Whaat?How is that even possible?


Two weeks without phombe, how now?????


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly You guys must be kidding, right?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
Wamunyota
#3118 Posted : Friday, August 28, 2015 9:16:12 AM
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Posts: 1,652
Another bright Friday!!Mtembezi on the rocks Drool Drool
Hutia Mundu!!
KulaRaha
#3119 Posted : Friday, August 28, 2015 9:18:47 AM
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Joined: 7/26/2007
Posts: 6,514
Today I will drink to cover up for those two weeks I've been dry...
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
McReggae
#3120 Posted : Friday, August 28, 2015 9:47:10 AM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
washiku wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
McReggae wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Its not Friday but I'm thirsty....who's going out for a drink leo?


Ngojea hata ladies night kesho bana!!!


Haven't had a drink in 2 weeks...

Whaat?How is that even possible?


Two weeks without phombe, how now?????


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly You guys must be kidding, right?


@Washiku, two weeks is just long man, even if it's a prescription the doctor should revise to the one that allows some phombe!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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