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Below is my application letter


Dear Mr T-Gunia,

Further to your advertisement on the wazua website and reference to our earlier discussion, I would like to apply for your head of treasury vacancy in your church.

As a ACCA qualified professional with a degree in financial engineering and MBA in finance, I'm up to date with current accountancy practices in swindling, tax evasion and offshore investing and banking, I feel that I have all the relevant working experience and academic qualifications that you are looking for in a candidate.

My extensive experience of finance and management is well documented in the human resource files of my previous employees. In it you will see that I can miraculously lead, provide and participate in the financial and operational direction of a church that will reach its prophetic growth targets profitably. All of this is on top of my ability to manage and bribe government officials including KRA.

Through the help of Mawinder,I possess a pro-active management style, a ‘can do’ attitude towards seemingly unsolvable problems and am comfortable with being the ‘go to’ financial scandals person in Kenya.

In my current position I am responsible for producing accounts, cash flow, analysis, offshore investment and banking, financial strategy and reporting back to both Pastor Kanyari and pastor Nganga. Over the past 12 months I have swindled church goers over KES 20,000,000 by streamlining tithing processes and banking in pastor Nganga's private offshore bank accounts. On top of this I possess strong hacker skills and Microsoft Office skills, and have the required communication skills needed to build long lasting relationships with the church goers.

I hope you will give me the opportunity to discuss my application with you in more detail as I am very excited at the possibility of working for your church.

Yours sincerely,

Swenani

Arrested and currently being held at Gigiri cop station

Why Gigiri?Hope some of my boys in Gachie have been arrested and are in the same cell so that they deal with him!!!!

Gilgil and Gigiri are two different places!

STUPID!!!

The idiot should rot in jail for causing death while driving while drunk and uninsured.

He has hired Cliff Ombeta as his lawyer so yes that should tell you something.

If you dint know this is what section 12 of Cap 403 of the laws of Kenya.

Careless driving causing death: Life Imprisonment. This is being treated like murder.
Driving under influence of alcohol: A fine of Ksh 500, 000 or ten years in jail or both.

that's exactly what I am talking about...he might not even spend a month in jail....does the family have a money to hire the best lawyer in town? hiyo pesa ya magistrate, lawyer, few busy bodies here and there should have gone straight to the family at least assist in raising the shudrens. hii ni Kenya bwana Murchr

Its this kind of FOOLISHNESS that has got Kenya where it is in the first place. Impunity everywhere then we blame politicians. Let that judge get that 10trillion if he wants to, he might just be the next person that Ng'ang'a kills on the next accident. I wonder if you'd be of the same opinion if this was Dr. Owuor. Nonsense!!

Clearly foolishness has made you helpless such that you cannot see beyond your nose. This woman who was killed was not the first, and its likely she will not be the last if this criminal is let go. An American would tell you "SOMETHING GOTTA GIVE" Just as an elastic band...you cant stretch it endlessly it has to snap. Let that corrupt judge take up that bribe well and good the bitch called Karma lives. Again, that judge might just be one Justice Ombija and this man is found guilty and get locked up, the fact is, if that happens then we'll have a precedent and hope. If not, its still ok, we can wait till he kills more with his vyumas. Who knows one day he might just get you in your Nissan March and take you out.

As for the nonsense that the family should take the money and walk...that's just hogwash. Will that money bring back the wife, mother, daughter? There's more to life than paper people. Work hard and get more of it and you'll see understand that. Shida ni mbaya kweli

@ harrydre and Cord think on the same wave length.

Quite remarkable.

lets revisit in few days.