Welcome US President Barrack Obama to Kenya where ....
• The grass never grew in 2 days yet we spent about Kshs 52 Million on it.
• Kawangware ladies have better American accent than your citizens back home and where Matatu fare triples when it rains as the place imesonga
• The probox is the 'Beast'
• You never really know if you love someone until you hear them pronounce Huawei
• Job adverts ask for 25 years olds with Masters degree+10year job experience
• You find a young Guy named Babu Owino and an old Mzee named Kijana Wamalwa
• Your security detail has made our security chief @JBoinnet to look like a vigilante leader
• We have 50 neuro-surgeons and 50,000 DJs
• News headlines in all media houses would be about your motorcade rather than your mission for coming
• AFC Leopards is surviving without sponsors while most of our ladies cant, and where on Facebook all the men are Single and all the ladies are Engaged
• Evidence is planted right before your eyes
•Girls can match their handbags with their shoes but they can't match their babies with their fathers.
• Safaricom steals from us daily and yet we call it 'the Better Option'.
Karibu sana 'Nyumbani'