On a serious note though, the closest most MPs can get to the institutions the man has worked for is watching them on TV.
In fact, a far more logical argument could be made that married folks and those with kids are more likely to be irresponsibly corrupt due to their efforts to keep up with the Joneses. Ndio wenye wameleta shida zote ziko Kenya leo.
Botswana, probably the best run country in all of Africa, has a bachelor as president.
Sadly, I see this kind of marital status idiocy coming up whenever anything small happens involving the CBK. If Kenya Shilling touches 100, expect to see even the guy's lack of kitambi heavily interrogated.
Anyway, as Tanzanians would say, tufanye nini na miafrika ndivyo ilivyo.
All my friends are heathens, take it slow. Wait for them to ask you who you know. Please don't make any sudden moves.