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Njunge
#1 Posted : Friday, February 20, 2009 1:15:00 PM
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@All drunkards,

Ni pombe gani customers wanasifu saaaaana leo......???



Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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McReggae
#2 Posted : Friday, February 20, 2009 1:17:00 PM
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Tusker baridi!!!

Make money.....then you will enjoy all the fine things in life!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Maiduda
#3 Posted : Friday, February 20, 2009 1:19:00 PM
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Richot na tonic baridi.....................tamu kama chapati madondo!!

The only risk free way to double your money is by folding a note into two and putting it back into your pocket
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Njunge
#4 Posted : Friday, February 20, 2009 1:21:00 PM
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Have been formatting this beer for quite a while now......My mouth wants something different..........Weak enuff to be called a lager and strong enuff to make me sleep a couple of metres from my house after leaving the car at the club to find way home on it's own..........Serious...!!

Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Njunge
#5 Posted : Friday, February 20, 2009 1:22:00 PM
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Maiduda,

Nikikamata Richot huwa na delete.............!


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McReggae
#6 Posted : Friday, February 20, 2009 1:27:00 PM
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Richot very good if you are having sugarcane afterwards!!!

Make money.....then you will enjoy all the fine things in life!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Sasha
#7 Posted : Friday, February 20, 2009 1:29:00 PM
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White Cap baridi! I have no idea what other brews taste like and I'm not interested!


Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!
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segemia
#8 Posted : Friday, February 20, 2009 1:35:00 PM
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mayai boilo halafu guiness moto ama vise versa

There are two types of people in the world...those who run the risks and those who always have the rope round their necks...
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Maiduda
#9 Posted : Friday, February 20, 2009 1:37:00 PM
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Just be cautious not to develop a whisky dick!

The only risk free way to double your money is by folding a note into two and putting it back into your pocket
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ikonini
#10 Posted : Friday, February 20, 2009 1:37:00 PM
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Jaribu Guiness baridi na tots za Viceroy............'mixture'

u can do a pre-experiment with your car as it takes you there!!!

add a glass of super petrol into the oil compartment .!!!........haitamek!

nini iko????
MAKE A CHOICE TO TAKE A CHANCE OR YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER CHANGE.
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The Real Shaft
#11 Posted : Friday, February 20, 2009 2:10:00 PM
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try .......

cocktails.....

ama

balieywalker........

hio...

inamek mek.....!!!

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
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Mwafrikah
#12 Posted : Friday, February 20, 2009 3:06:00 PM
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seemmit....

The fool folds his arms and consumes his own flesh. Better is one handful with tranquility than two with toil and a chase after wind!
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Obi 1 Kanobi
#13 Posted : Friday, February 20, 2009 4:00:00 PM
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Its gonna be JD n' coke for me. Then later Carling at the club.

I guess if you can't win with facts,you can always pen bile-laced,xenophobic rants to distract everyone.
"The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline." James Collins
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Mtu Biz
#14 Posted : Friday, February 20, 2009 4:29:00 PM
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Kulewa? Not for me. Quadruple Tot ya maziwa tot ya maji,tu majani na vijiko viwili vya sukari. Hapo tu.

..... the sons of Zeruiah .....
Sola Scriptura
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The General
#15 Posted : Friday, February 20, 2009 4:34:00 PM
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Jaribu stoney na viceroy...



The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
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ZZE123
#16 Posted : Friday, February 20, 2009 5:00:00 PM
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@ Maiduda,fafanua… what (which) is a 'whisky dick!'???







Forgive your enemies but never forget their names…
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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Msukosuko
#17 Posted : Friday, February 20, 2009 6:39:00 PM
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Men,am just about to fly. I've had Amarula herbal and its proving to be the bomb... Want to know the formula? The 1st glass take it neat. The 2nd glass add a tot of capt Morgan and reduce in inverse proportion. Cheers

I survived the financial crunch n believe the future is all but bright
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mlefu
#18 Posted : Friday, February 20, 2009 6:40:00 PM
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Tried Novida ... Am being warned if this air poluting thingi continues..i will sleep alone ..now i wish i stuk to my Picana and NWS H2O.

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...
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PONDI
#19 Posted : Saturday, February 21, 2009 3:53:00 AM
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avoid white cap.... women all over kenya are literally up in arms....at the inability of their men to raise to the occasion after pertaking of that frothy stuff. ...what is a whiskey d*ck ???
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jammo
#20 Posted : Saturday, February 21, 2009 5:31:00 AM
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Those days when i was still livin in misri under devil occupation.. Hunters was a serious knock...literally.. And then i met the Saviour..or rather the Savior met me... na ulevi siesmek! anymore ..in english.. Drunkardness I-wes-mek!! ..siku hizi Holy Communion!

The race is not always to the swift..nor the battle always to the strong..nor food always to the wise..nor riches always to the intelligent..favor is not always to the skilled..or learned..but time and chance happens to all. Ecl9:5..
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