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harrydre
#111 Posted : Friday, April 10, 2015 12:11:09 AM
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Swenani wrote:
nakujua wrote:
I really hope we wont go the tanzanian way, having the whole town parading and women in shukas dancing for him, after all if I am not wrong this will not be a state visit.


.....and cleaning streets with Omo before spraying airfreshner on the route he will use


Maybe in kogello, lakini watu watashangaa, his kasin might not even be allowed near him.
i.am.back!!!!
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Impunity
#112 Posted : Friday, April 10, 2015 10:52:44 AM
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And madam @Phyllis Kandie, the CS for Tourism just had a bad accident on her way from reconnaissance mission from Kogelo...but omen (omena?)
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Lolest!
#113 Posted : Thursday, April 16, 2015 12:36:01 PM
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Laughing out loudly
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Preparation for Obama's Kenya Visit.
Polite reminder! We don't want confusion come that day....!
For those of us who are about to get to Kogelo for Obama home-coming, parking instructions are as follows:
1. Bicycles to park at Kangemi open air market.
2.Boda boda and othe motor bikes to park at Kinoo Primary School
3.Parking for Probox and the likes is reserved at Naivasha Talent Academy.
4. All pick ups will park at Nakuru Afraha Stadium
5. Japanese SUVs other than Prados and VXs will only be allowed up to Kericho, and parking is reserved at Ketepa grounds.
6. Prados and VXs will park at the play ground at Ahero shopping Centre;
7. European and American automobiles e.g Mercs, BMWs,Jaguars,Range Rovers and Cadillacs to park in the open field behind granny Sarah's house.
8. ONLY American cars in the president's convoy will be allowed beyond this point.
9. Private Choppers will park right infront of the main dias and,
10. Military ones at Bondo University grounds.
From Transport Manager.
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Swenani
#114 Posted : Thursday, April 16, 2015 1:00:47 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
Laughing out loudly
Quote:
Preparation for Obama's Kenya Visit.
Polite reminder! We don't want confusion come that day....!
For those of us who are about to get to Kogelo for Obama home-coming, parking instructions are as follows:
1. Bicycles to park at Kangemi open air market.
2.Boda boda and othe motor bikes to park at Kinoo Primary School
3.Parking for Probox and the likes is reserved at Naivasha Talent Academy.
4. All pick ups will park at Nakuru Afraha Stadium
5. Japanese SUVs other than Prados and VXs will only be allowed up to Kericho, and parking is reserved at Ketepa grounds.
6. Prados and VXs will park at the play ground at Ahero shopping Centre;
7. European and American automobiles e.g Mercs, BMWs,Jaguars,Range Rovers and Cadillacs to park in the open field behind granny Sarah's house.
8. ONLY American cars in the president's convoy will be allowed beyond this point.
9. Private Choppers will park right infront of the main dias and,
10. Military ones at Bondo University grounds.
From Transport Manager.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

How will we get from Kangemi open air market to Kogelo?
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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radio
#115 Posted : Thursday, April 16, 2015 1:29:43 PM
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Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 2,003
Swenani wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Laughing out loudly
Quote:
Preparation for Obama's Kenya Visit.
Polite reminder! We don't want confusion come that day....!
For those of us who are about to get to Kogelo for Obama home-coming, parking instructions are as follows:
1. Bicycles to park at Kangemi open air market.
2.Boda boda and othe motor bikes to park at Kinoo Primary School
3.Parking for Probox and the likes is reserved at Naivasha Talent Academy.
4. All pick ups will park at Nakuru Afraha Stadium
5. Japanese SUVs other than Prados and VXs will only be allowed up to Kericho, and parking is reserved at Ketepa grounds.
6. Prados and VXs will park at the play ground at Ahero shopping Centre;
7. European and American automobiles e.g Mercs, BMWs,Jaguars,Range Rovers and Cadillacs to park in the open field behind granny Sarah's house.
8. ONLY American cars in the president's convoy will be allowed beyond this point.
9. Private Choppers will park right infront of the main dias and,
10. Military ones at Bondo University grounds.
From Transport Manager.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

How will we get from Kangemi open air market to Kogelo?


There will be a huge open air screen there, where you'll be following the proceedings from Kogelo.
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rryyzz
#116 Posted : Thursday, April 16, 2015 2:12:41 PM
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Joined: 5/19/2012
Posts: 552
radio wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Laughing out loudly
Quote:
Preparation for Obama's Kenya Visit.
Polite reminder! We don't want confusion come that day....!
For those of us who are about to get to Kogelo for Obama home-coming, parking instructions are as follows:
1. Bicycles to park at Kangemi open air market.
2.Boda boda and othe motor bikes to park at Kinoo Primary School
3.Parking for Probox and the likes is reserved at Naivasha Talent Academy.
4. All pick ups will park at Nakuru Afraha Stadium
5. Japanese SUVs other than Prados and VXs will only be allowed up to Kericho, and parking is reserved at Ketepa grounds.
6. Prados and VXs will park at the play ground at Ahero shopping Centre;
7. European and American automobiles e.g Mercs, BMWs,Jaguars,Range Rovers and Cadillacs to park in the open field behind granny Sarah's house.
8. ONLY American cars in the president's convoy will be allowed beyond this point.
9. Private Choppers will park right infront of the main dias and,
10. Military ones at Bondo University grounds.
From Transport Manager.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

How will we get from Kangemi open air market to Kogelo?


There will be a huge open air screen there, where you'll be following the proceedings from Kogelo.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.... Leo Buscaglia
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Impunity
#117 Posted : Thursday, April 16, 2015 2:16:48 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,335
Location: Masada
rryyzz wrote:
radio wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Laughing out loudly
Quote:
Preparation for Obama's Kenya Visit.
Polite reminder! We don't want confusion come that day....!
For those of us who are about to get to Kogelo for Obama home-coming, parking instructions are as follows:
1. Bicycles to park at Kangemi open air market.
2.Boda boda and othe motor bikes to park at Kinoo Primary School
3.Parking for Probox and the likes is reserved at Naivasha Talent Academy.
4. All pick ups will park at Nakuru Afraha Stadium
5. Japanese SUVs other than Prados and VXs will only be allowed up to Kericho, and parking is reserved at Ketepa grounds.
6. Prados and VXs will park at the play ground at Ahero shopping Centre;
7. European and American automobiles e.g Mercs, BMWs,Jaguars,Range Rovers and Cadillacs to park in the open field behind granny Sarah's house.
8. ONLY American cars in the president's convoy will be allowed beyond this point.
9. Private Choppers will park right infront of the main dias and,
10. Military ones at Bondo University grounds.
From Transport Manager.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

How will we get from Kangemi open air market to Kogelo?


There will be a huge open air screen there, where you'll be following the proceedings from Kogelo.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


And @Kamau will be hawking groundnuts and Afia to quench your hunger.

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Coolio
#118 Posted : Thursday, April 16, 2015 10:01:33 PM
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Citizen's Mutegi Njau will interview kasin!
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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murchr
#119 Posted : Thursday, April 16, 2015 10:11:00 PM
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Coolio wrote:
Citizen's Mutegi Njau will interview kasin!


Tell me you are kidding
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butterflyke
#120 Posted : Friday, April 17, 2015 1:49:34 AM
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Joined: 5/1/2010
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Location: Hapa
Coolio wrote:
Citizen's Mutegi Njau will interview kasin!


Is this a joke?
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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