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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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CLK wrote:washiku wrote:Njung'e wrote:Impunity wrote:Njung'e wrote:Impunity wrote:[quote=Njung'e][quote=Impunity][quote=Njung'e] You cant keep on repeating the same joke to the same people 1000 times and still think its funny. Very shallow!  Mind your business young boy and stick to your lane lest i shock you! Shock my sh*t? Bull-crap! You think so son?...Your stupidity and stubbornness didn't start yesterday and kindly spare me minute respect.For a start,i am the one who held your mother's legs when you were conceived. You didn't know that,did you?  Ala...Hata @Guka ni gynae? Eeeh, Ok I agree someone spiked his tea... Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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luttz wrote:@ Kiterunner, once upon a time a girlfriend who wanted your kid would never push you to it. She will readily accept use of condoms and once you start snoring after you are done with biz, she will remove the loaded thing, place it in a freezer and thereafter do the needful. Years down the line, you will confidently face her in court and request for DNA; shock on you  . Pole sana! If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/23/2009 Posts: 8,083 Location: Enk are Nyirobi
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Money Whisperer wrote:kiterunner wrote:sparkly wrote:Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.
Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction. out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going hii swali ni ya muhimu sana inafaa ijibiwe Same way they collect the urine/poop sample. Give the testee a bottle and tell him to take back a sample. Up to the patient to know how to obtain it and whose help to seek Life is short. Live passionately.
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Rank: Member Joined: 9/6/2007 Posts: 132
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Gosh you guys are so mean what kind of advise is this infertility is a depressing issue .Tell him to visit Mediheal hospital parklands he will get help.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/9/2009 Posts: 2,003
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mchuuzi wrote:Gosh you guys are so mean what kind of advise is this infertility is a depressing issue .Tell him to visit Mediheal hospital parklands he will get help. Where is that?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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mchuuzi wrote:Gosh you guys are so mean what kind of advise is this infertility is a depressing issue .Tell him to visit Mediheal hospital parklands he will get help. Why is none recommending kwero eggs? I wonder yet they had healed many!  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Njung'e wrote:Impunity wrote:Njung'e wrote:Impunity wrote:[quote=Njung'e][quote=Impunity][quote=Njung'e] You cant keep on repeating the same joke to the same people 1000 times and still think its funny. Very shallow! Mind your business young boy and stick to your lane lest i shock you! Shock my sh*t? Bull-crap! You think so son?...Your stupidity and stubbornness didn't start yesterday and kindly spare me minute respect.For a start,i am the one who held your mother's legs when you were conceived. You didn't know that,did you? How does that compare to the yellow diarrheal sh*t your mother splashed on your damn crooked face while she was delivering you alone in the abandoned pit latrine? By the way why did your mother always sh*t while delivering hopeless kids?She must have had one BIG loose *sshole. ION:I didnt see this earlier!Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/4/2008 Posts: 2,849 Location: Rupi
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sparkly wrote:Money Whisperer wrote:kiterunner wrote:sparkly wrote:Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.
Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction. out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going hii swali ni ya muhimu sana inafaa ijibiwe Same way they collect the urine/poop sample. Give the testee a bottle and tell him to take back a sample. Up to the patient to know how to obtain it and whose help to seek So one can take the sample the following morning after seeking help at night? Lord, thank you!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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If you take the sample at say 6am during morning nglorey then you get stuck in some kideroh traffic and arrive in Nairobi hospital at 10am, all the samples collected would be DEAD-ON-ARRIVAL. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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@impunity, My mother is your grandmother you stupid son! Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Njung'e wrote:@impunity,
My mother is your grandmother you stupid son! Why did "my grandma" sh*t on your damn face while delivering you? She could not push and hold back the shi*et? Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Amazing.My son can't hide from colour yellow. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Njung'e wrote:Amazing.My son can't hide from colour yellow. Anyway you cant answer my question since you were retarded right at birth, but the evidence is all over your sore shi*ted face! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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Jeez! I thought Kenyans said mentioning other people's mothers even in passing like Duale did is insulting. Then we see direct insults on other people's mothers on wazua! People still call MPs MPigs when their words are far much worse/vile??
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/13/2011 Posts: 284 Location: Nairobi
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@Njunge, @Impunity
What r u guys trying 2 prove..one of u sld just apologize..its th only mature thing 2 do
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/4/2009 Posts: 48
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kiterunner wrote:sparkly wrote:Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.
Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction. out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going The poor guy has to masturbate or get his prostrate milked by the nurse inserting her finger up his ass.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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Gadaffi wrote:@Njunge, @Impunity
What r u guys trying 2 prove..one of u sld just apologize..its th only mature thing 2 do Did lady admin go to sleep? Like someone said, probably some tea and gizzards were spiked. Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/4/2008 Posts: 2,849 Location: Rupi
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samdoe wrote:kiterunner wrote:sparkly wrote:Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.
Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction. out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going The poor guy has to masturbate or get his prostrate milked by the nurse inserting her finger up his ass. Woi! Lord, thank you!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2010 Posts: 11,522 Location: Nairobi
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Euge wrote:samdoe wrote:kiterunner wrote:sparkly wrote:Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.
Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction. out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going The poor guy has to masturbate or get his prostrate milked by the nurse inserting her finger up his ass. Woi! I have a story... possunt quia posse videntur
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/9/2009 Posts: 2,003
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maka wrote:Euge wrote:samdoe wrote:kiterunner wrote:sparkly wrote:Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.
Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction. out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going The poor guy has to masturbate or get his prostrate milked by the nurse inserting her finger up his ass. Woi! I have a story... Which is?
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