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maloanboss
#1 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2015 1:21:50 PM
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Hey fellow Wazuans,

I want to borrow a business loan from Equity Bank and they have asked me for my KCB bank statements, beacause that is where i mainly bank.

The problem is my KCB statements has several bounced cheques that will lead to the automatic disqualification of my loan application at Equity.

While looking for a way out, I have met this guy in Kenyatta Avenue who is telling me that he can make a nice KCB bank statement for me to present to Equity at a small fee.

Can the bank know that the statement I’m presenting is not the actually the real one?

Have you found yourself in a similar situation?

What are risks?

I'm a most honest person but i really need a loan at the moment.

Brothers ad sisters, your Advice please?
radio
#2 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2015 1:57:04 PM
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maloanboss wrote:
Hey fellow Wazuans,

I want to borrow a business loan from Equity Bank and they have asked me for my KCB bank statements, beacause that is where i mainly bank.

The problem is my KCB statements has several bounced cheques that will lead to the automatic disqualification of my loan application at Equity.

While looking for a way out, I have met this guy in Kenyatta Avenue who is telling me that he can make a nice KCB bank statement for me to present to Equity at a small fee.

Can the bank know that the statement I’m presenting is not the actually the real one?

Have you found yourself in a similar situation?

What are risks?

I'm a most honest person but i really need a loan at the moment.

Brothers ad sisters, your Advice please?


Why is the most honest person issuing bouncing cheques?
kaka2za
#3 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2015 2:18:39 PM
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Welcome to Wazua. The home of honest people.
As a honest person, I advise you to take the fake statements to Equity.
Truth forever on the scaffold
Wrong forever on the throne
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kalenjinherdsboy
#4 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2015 3:11:00 PM
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radio wrote:


Why is the most honest person issuing bouncing cheques?


And attempting to hide bounced cheques with fraud Shame on you
mawinder
#5 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2015 3:58:37 PM
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it is possible.I can make thestatement at a fee.I have done it before.
tinker
#6 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2015 4:12:56 PM
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mawinder wrote:
it is possible.I can make thestatement at a fee.I have done it before.


If the reasons for bouncing are in any way genuine, go ahead and present the reason to the bank - by the way the bank only ask for 6month statement.

Follow @Mawinder advise at your own peril!
....He who began a good work in you will carry it on to completion..
Banker
#7 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2015 7:41:14 PM
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tinker wrote:
[quote=mawinder]it is possible.I can make thestatement at a fee.I have done it before.


If the reasons for bouncing are in any way genuine, go ahead and present the reason to the bank - by the way the bank only ask for 6month statement.

Follow @Mawinder advise at your own peril![/quote

@Tinker, that's great advice.

The last page of your crb report shows all your bounced chqs in the last 6 months. Someone at Equity will be wondering why they are missing from your "cooked" statement. They will call a friend at kcb and your fraud will be discovered.

The next chain of events will hurt you even more. The credit officer at equity will forward your ID number and company reg certificate to the risk/compliance dept who will blacklist you as a potential fraudster. Kcb will do the same. And just like that, there will be over 350 bank branches (equity & kcb) in kenya where you can never conduct business.

My advice, wait for 6 months.
Swenani
#8 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2015 7:42:27 PM
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kaka2za wrote:
Welcome to Wazua. The home of honest people.
As a honest person, I advise you to take the fake statements to Equity.

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maloanboss
#9 Posted : Monday, March 09, 2015 2:51:58 PM
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radio wrote:
maloanboss wrote:
Hey fellow Wazuans,

I want to borrow a business loan from Equity Bank and they have asked me for my KCB bank statements, beacause that is where i mainly bank.

The problem is my KCB statements has several bounced cheques that will lead to the automatic disqualification of my loan application at Equity.

While looking for a way out, I have met this guy in Kenyatta Avenue who is telling me that he can make a nice KCB bank statement for me to present to Equity at a small fee.

Can the bank know that the statement I’m presenting is not the actually the real one?

Have you found yourself in a similar situation?

What are risks?

I'm a most honest person but i really need a loan at the moment.

Brothers ad sisters, your Advice please?


Why is the most honest person issuing bouncing cheques?


Stuff happens people. Haiya! At times you just don't have money in your account.
mkeiy
#10 Posted : Wednesday, March 11, 2015 10:25:51 AM
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Location: Nairobi
maloanboss wrote:
radio wrote:
maloanboss wrote:
Hey fellow Wazuans,

I want to borrow a business loan from Equity Bank and they have asked me for my KCB bank statements, beacause that is where i mainly bank.

The problem is my KCB statements has several bounced cheques that will lead to the automatic disqualification of my loan application at Equity.

While looking for a way out, I have met this guy in Kenyatta Avenue who is telling me that he can make a nice KCB bank statement for me to present to Equity at a small fee.

Can the bank know that the statement I’m presenting is not the actually the real one?

Have you found yourself in a similar situation?

What are risks?

I'm a most honest person but i really need a loan at the moment.

Brothers ad sisters, your Advice please?


Why is the most honest person issuing bouncing cheques?


Stuff happens people. Haiya! At times you just don't have money in your account.


Why issue cheques when you know the account is dry?

Wouldn't a honest person be honest with their creditors and tell them they are broke?
maloanboss
#11 Posted : Wednesday, March 11, 2015 6:10:19 PM
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say all you want but i cannot change the past. Stuff happens and things change so fast. Stop being aloof.
Euge
#12 Posted : Wednesday, March 11, 2015 6:52:28 PM
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mawinder wrote:
it is possible.I can make thestatement at a fee.I have done it before.


Mawinder is here!!!!!

Don't take short cuts. The bank will catch up with you. Borrow from a sacco if you are in one. Or from an individual, provide security and you pay with interest.
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