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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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Impunity wrote:jaggernaut wrote:Impunity wrote:maka wrote:Impunity wrote:T-Ba[b wrote:[/b]g]True, That is why some oil tankers are fitted with iron chains touching the ground on their rare to earth the static electricity and avoid dangerous sparks. Observed that the charges behave like miniature lightning bolts at night. That's a very RARE English. @Impunity what was wrong with the couple in my sentence....http://ell.stackexchange.com/questions/1427/does-a-couple-always-mean-two @Luxel its not about the car the fellow I know drives a VX...ama coz its Toyota. The couple meant @Bigchick and her man having it rough in their car and thus creating a lot of static electricity from the friction emanating from their body parts rubbing against their nylon panties!Your English was okay. I thought the suruali would be on the floor of the car or kwa kichwa. Ama ni ile style ya kusongesha suruali kando kwa airport ndio 'guest of honour' aingie?  Ni styro ya kishwa boss, hakunanga luxury of time kwa ndai. Hapa ni styro ya kale kamoja ka haraka hakuna time ya kutoa nguo.Kuingiza kishwa tu Hutia Mundu!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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maka wrote:butterflyke wrote:maka wrote:Impunity wrote:T-Ba[b wrote:[/b]g]True, That is why some oil tankers are fitted with iron chains touching the ground on their rare to earth the static electricity and avoid dangerous sparks. Observed that the charges behave like miniature lightning bolts at night. That's a very RARE English. @Impunity what was wrong with the couple in my sentence....http://ell.stackexchange.com/questions/1427/does-a-couple-always-mean-two @Luxel its not about the car the fellow I know drives a VX...ama coz its Toyota. @maka, habari ya masiku  ? You played right into into the notoriety of post ##2 by mentioning couple I am ok you?siku hizi umenitupa...had a blonde moment right there... Niko tu...wewe ndio umeadimika. Ama tungoje November? Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Wamunyota wrote:Impunity wrote:jaggernaut wrote:Impunity wrote:maka wrote:Impunity wrote:T-Ba[b wrote:[/b]g]True, That is why some oil tankers are fitted with iron chains touching the ground on their rare to earth the static electricity and avoid dangerous sparks. Observed that the charges behave like miniature lightning bolts at night. That's a very RARE English. @Impunity what was wrong with the couple in my sentence....http://ell.stackexchange.com/questions/1427/does-a-couple-always-mean-two @Luxel its not about the car the fellow I know drives a VX...ama coz its Toyota. The couple meant @Bigchick and her man having it rough in their car and thus creating a lot of static electricity from the friction emanating from their body parts rubbing against their nylon panties!Your English was okay. I thought the suruali would be on the floor of the car or kwa kichwa. Ama ni ile style ya kusongesha suruali kando kwa airport ndio 'guest of honour' aingie? Ni styro ya kishwa boss, hakunanga luxury of time kwa ndai. Hapa ni styro ya kale kamoja ka haraka hakuna time ya kutoa nguo.Kuingiza kishwa tu  If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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I used to feel them kitambo. One day a certain friend of mine who is a diet enthusiast told me it has something to do with some diet deficiency in my body. He sought to demonstrate. So we would drive in my car. I would feel them but him he wouldn't. He did a lot of ridiculous explaining, but I must admit I understood zeroooooo. Somehow it disappeared and I dont remember changing the diet to fix it. Maybe it could have been the car, since that was the only thing that changed. But again, I used to get them even at the office doors yet others were unaffected. I almost started believing his theory, but again they disappeared. What makes it complex is that even the offices changed too. Now I was left wondering whether it was really a deficiency in my githeri or it was my car & office that were not yet "Runda" class. I still dont know.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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washiku wrote:I used to feel them kitambo. One day a certain friend of mine who is a diet enthusiast told me it has something to do with some diet deficiency in my body. He sought to demonstrate. So we would drive in my car. I would feel them but him he wouldn't. He did a lot of ridiculous explaining, but I must admit I understood zeroooooo. Somehow it disappeared and I dont remember changing the diet to fix it. Maybe it could have been the car, since that was the only thing that changed. But again, I used to get them even at the office doors yet others were unaffected. I almost started believing his theory, but again they disappeared. What makes it complex is that even the offices changed too. Now I was left wondering whether it was really a deficiency in my githeri or it was my car & office that were not yet "Runda" class. I still dont know. Your feminine hormones improved, may be. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Mimi huskia those elecric shocks are due to excessive nyege's. @washiku, can you confirm that they disappeared after you got married? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Swenani wrote:Mimi huskia those elecric shocks are due to excessive nyege's.
@washiku, can you confirm that they disappeared after you got married?
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/17/2012 Posts: 1,461 Location: Ngong Forest
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washiku wrote:Swenani wrote:Mimi huskia those elecric shocks are due to excessive nyege's.
@washiku, can you confirm that they disappeared after you got married? crazy ain't you?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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T-Bag wrote:True, That is why some oil tankers are fitted with iron chains touching the ground on their rare to earth the static electricity and avoid dangerous sparks. Observed that the charges behave like miniature lightning bolts at night. I didn't know this has some truth in it. I used to wonder what are these nyororos haging under the lorries and buses. My nyororo in my pickup is used to lift the spare wheel into place. Quote:Static electricity, this will occur when air and Microscopic dust particulars pass over the skin of the car causing friction. Most days not enough charge will built up to jump from the charged objected to a ground object. But if the external environment is extremely dry, the charging process will rapidly increase. The reason why you get a shock is because the car in insulated from the ground by tyres on your car. A remedy to to buy a ground strap and attach it to part of the car with the other end trail behind touching the ground.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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I found this in the Yahoo link. Is this the reasons why ladies always insist the car door to be opened for them? Quote:Or get some guy to open the car door for you. He will get zapped discharging the static electricity. He will always remember you ;)
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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AlphDoti wrote:I found this in the Yahoo link. Is this the reasons why ladies always insist the car door to be opened for them? Quote:Or get some guy to open the car door for you. He will get zapped discharging the static electricity. He will always remember you ;) If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.
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4 days now.Have implemented suggestions given here and guess what,its working. Nylon and Polyester cloths are innocent. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Bigchick wrote:4 days now.Have implemented suggestions given here and guess what,its working.
Nylon and Polyester cloths are innocent.
Which one worked? 1.Kutoa nyege 2.Kufunga nyororo 3.Stopped landing in the car 4.Changed the door material to ceramic 5.Wearing rubber shoes 6.Stopped wearing white nylon and polyester panties 7.Tightened the alternator belt 8.Disposed off your cheap toyota/nissan 9.changed upholstery 10.Changed cloth material in your car 11.exchnaged your new car for an old car 12.Changed diet 13.Got some guy opening the car door for you If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/4/2011 Posts: 115
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/25/2012 Posts: 4,105 Location: 08c
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 234
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Bigchick wrote:Thanks @ Old Niqqa. ION.... How are the magurus'?I mean all of them. That night out at Upperhill or a joint around Wilson is long overdue. We can dance till 1.00am and another dance till 3.00am and then scatter to our respective homes happy. guka....umeitiwa vitu hapo juu...
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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oops wrote:Bigchick wrote:Thanks @ Old Niqqa. ION.... How are the magurus'?I mean all of them. That night out at Upperhill or a joint around Wilson is long overdue. We can dance till 1.00am and another dance till 3.00am and then scatter to our respective homes happy. guka....umeitiwa vitu hapo juu... hio kitu ya guka ni ya kukojoa tu,imekua kama souvenir If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/7/2010 Posts: 728 Location: Wazuaville
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I always shut my car door with my foot. in an office I was consulting for juzi the bathroom keys were hung near the door buzzer. ha! sema stress. I touch the keys once naskia kukojoa. the receptionist always gave me this strange look "Money never sleeps"
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Money Whisperer wrote:I always shut my car door with my foot. in an office I was consulting for juzi the bathroom keys were hung near the door buzzer. ha! sema stress. I touch the keys once naskia kukojoa. the receptionist always gave me this strange look Unafungua na nini? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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