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jaggernaut
#1 Posted : Friday, February 27, 2015 2:15:17 PM
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Night runners have demanded funding saying Migori and Homa Bay county governments discriminate them.

Attempts to pursue development initiatives have flopped since the counties have channeled the funds to other projects, said Kenya Night Runners Union Jack Songo.

“Our nocturnal activities have massively boosted security in the areas. There is need for the government to recognise our union and allocate us some funds,” he said.

The union has domesticated wild animals through witchcraft, Songo said.

He said it has tamed 214 hyenas and hippos which members ride during their nightly activities.

He added that crocodiles and snakes have also been domesticated.

Songo spoke to the Star on phone on Thursday, from Gwasii area in Homa Bay, where he attended the burial of a member who died "in the line of duty"

“Our colleague died while enjoying a night ride on a hyena during his duties. The overjoyed animal had jumped into a thicket when a tree stump hit his chest,” he said.

He said the burial was "indecent" because of the lack of a welfare association and county support.

Songo further urged Sports CS Hassan Wario to ensure that money is allocated to their activities.
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jaggernaut
#2 Posted : Friday, February 27, 2015 2:35:02 PM
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Some things are quite weird.
shocks
#3 Posted : Friday, February 27, 2015 2:54:38 PM
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Instead of pouring money into Nyamweyas pocket, kenyan taxpayers can get more value for money from this
Wainadi
#4 Posted : Friday, February 27, 2015 4:50:15 PM
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shocks wrote:
Instead of pouring money into Nyamweyas pocket, kenyan taxpayers can get more value for money from this

True, imagine the charge for a hyena ride for tourists? Nyeuthis would never agree to ride a Hyena, we would cite witchcraft and other cultural taboos.
Its all good.
jaggernaut
#5 Posted : Friday, February 27, 2015 5:15:12 PM
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kysse
#6 Posted : Friday, February 27, 2015 7:45:25 PM
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sasa hii ni nini? are they normal?
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#7 Posted : Friday, February 27, 2015 9:45:32 PM
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kysse
#8 Posted : Friday, February 27, 2015 10:55:54 PM
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On second thoughts,what if the hyenas are human?
And what exactly do these weirdos do during the day? families,income? ish
What's the origin of this madness? has it been heard of anywhere else?
Lastly,Can they receive a public beating?





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#9 Posted : Friday, October 21, 2016 11:11:51 AM
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This joke is getting serious
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Impunity
#10 Posted : Saturday, October 22, 2016 11:53:11 PM
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Do we have night runners in other tribes like kiuks and kambas?
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hardwood
#11 Posted : Sunday, October 23, 2016 9:59:17 AM
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Impunity wrote:
Do we have night runners in other tribes like kiuks?


Civilized societies don't have such kind of upuzi and ushenzi.
kaka2za
#12 Posted : Sunday, October 23, 2016 11:50:27 AM
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Impunity wrote:
Do we have night runners in other tribes like kiuks and kambas?


Bad habits are easily copied. Now it's common with Kiuks in Greater Nairobi.Heard of guys running ndethe at night in Uthiru area.
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hardwood
#13 Posted : Sunday, October 23, 2016 1:46:45 PM
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kaka2za wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Do we have night runners in other tribes like kiuks and kambas?


Bad habits are easily copied. Now it's common with Kiuks in Greater Nairobi.Heard of guys running ndethe at night in Uthiru area.


Those are not kyuks. It's the tenants bringing their bad habits to the city.
Wainadi
#14 Posted : Sunday, October 23, 2016 2:26:50 PM
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kaka2za wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Do we have night runners in other tribes like kiuks and kambas?


Bad habits are easily copied. Now it's common with Kiuks in Greater Nairobi.Heard of guys running ndethe at night in Uthiru area.

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murchr
#15 Posted : Wednesday, May 08, 2019 10:20:48 PM
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What's the science behind night running?

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harrydre
#16 Posted : Thursday, May 09, 2019 3:32:11 AM
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murchr wrote:
What's the science behind night running?




LOL that night runner just called it a job..."vile nilianza hii kazi...." LMAO
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tycho
#17 Posted : Thursday, May 09, 2019 9:50:43 AM
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murchr wrote:
What's the science behind night running?



It's like asking the science behind human behavior. So far the popular science most of us know has no inkling as to what the mind is. In this case the science we know may have no clue...

Night running may be met with ignorant skepticism.
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