There was a group of women at a Valentine
seminar on how to live in a loving
relationship with your husband. The
women were asked, ‘How many of you
love your husbands?’ All the women
raised their hands. Then they were
asked, ‘When was the last time you told
your husband you loved him?’ Some
women answered today, some yesterday,
some didn’t remember. The women were
then told to take their phones and send
the following text: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange
phones and read the responding text
messages. Here are some of the replies.
1.Who is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you
sick?
3. I love you too.
4. What now? Did you crash the car
again?
5. I don’t understand what you mean?
6. What did you do now? I won’t forgive
you this time.
7. ?!?
8. Don’t beat about the bush, just tell
me how much you need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don’t tell me who this
message is actually for, someone will
die.
11. I asked you not to drink anymore. I’ll
leave if you are tired of me.