"Dr.Kenyatta, I wish to offer my humble congratulations for your having been confered with a well deserved Ph.D., a feat hitherto unheard of in Kenya. Now Sir, we do hope you are enjoying every bit of the celebrated Arab hospitality, and look forward to receiving you back. Meanwhile the country is on rails moving smoothly like clockwork under the wise and able leadership of HE, the Acting President, except for the normal activities of Al Shabaab. They killed some 28 people, mostly civil servants, including a couple of security personnel. The acting president has vowed to get the killers even if it means going to Somalia - it's unbelievable we are not yet there. And on another note it should make you immensely gratified Mr.Wolfe/Wulf/Woolf/Would of Ipsos has dropped a bombshell for your opponents. Your popularity rating has shot through the roof while your main opponent's has plummetted irrecoverably. If this is not a proof of the wananchi's appreciation for the giant strides we've made since Apr/13,in every field -economy,education, transport, transperant financial dealings, antitribal policies, security, to mention a few what does that mean? Rest assured the Chief Chef and Mr.Dintend Findows have the security situation under total control.

. Enjoy your working holiday, Your Excellency."