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Uhuru's Address
Pesa Nane
#111 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 6:43:53 PM
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bubethi wrote:
The only other African leader that I am aware of handing presidential power in his absence was Nelson Mandela to Buthelezi back in Jan 1997.

... just saying.


True dat.

Kibra MP on live TV suggested that President should have appointed Mr. Raila Odinga (Buthelezi was in the opposition at the time of appointment, MP)
Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
murchr
#112 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 6:48:37 PM
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Pesa Nane wrote:
dunkang wrote:
Rahatupu wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
ODoMo MPigs miss a piece of Kenyan history kwa ujinga wao......My primary school teacher would have called them mang'aas....Those who shit on top of a pit latrine and as they pull their pants back,wanapiga mafi teke iingie kwa shimo.Poor fellows!

d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly
I am on the floor!
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ribs are aching Applause Applause

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! Applause Applause Applause Applause
Kenya is full of Geniuses. GENIUSES. How can someone think that way.d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

If its you Mr. Njun'ge that came up with that thing up there, surely, your IQ is on top kabisa.

Just to absorb the full picture... kids at Guka's time used to go to school and by extension to the latrine, BAREFOOT!! Yak



Pray
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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digitek1
#113 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 6:51:24 PM
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Kamwana is trully hilarious Laughing out loudly sasa WSR avae ile uniform ya CIC
I may be wrong..but then I could be right
thuks
#114 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 6:52:11 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
ODoMo MPigs miss a piece of Kenyan history kwa ujinga wao......My primary school teacher would have called them mang'aas....Those who shit on top of a pit latrine and as they pull their pants back,wanapiga mafi teke iingie kwa shimo in order to look tough.Poor fellows!


Missed it too. I was in a mat heading to ingo and a lady shouted "switch off that thing or change the channel" when the address started. The kasuba has spread to the roots.
I care!
newfarer
#115 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 6:56:57 PM
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I'm happy for ruto. criminals should get worried. ruto is more decisive than uhuru. hope the status quo last for atleast a week to give ruto 3 days of weeping and 4 days of working.
punda amecheka
masukuma
#116 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 6:58:15 PM
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thuks wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
ODoMo MPigs miss a piece of Kenyan history kwa ujinga wao......My primary school teacher would have called them mang'aas....Those who shit on top of a pit latrine and as they pull their pants back,wanapiga mafi teke iingie kwa shimo in order to look tough.Poor fellows!


Missed it too. I was in a mat heading to ingo and a lady shouted "switch off that thing or change the channel" when the address started. The kasuba has spread to the roots.

wasijali - watapata habari tu... wapende wasipende!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
dunkang
#117 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 6:59:27 PM
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Remember what happened to one Dr. Josephat Karanja (RIP) when Moi went on a foreign trip and he declared himself the Interim President. Vote of NO CONFIDENCE pap.

Thanks to the new 'katimba' for this.
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

masukuma
#118 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 7:00:44 PM
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Pesa Nane wrote:
bubethi wrote:
The only other African leader that I am aware of handing presidential power in his absence was Nelson Mandela to Buthelezi back in Jan 1997.

... just saying.


True dat.

Kibra MP on live TV suggested that President should have appointed Mr. Raila Odinga (Buthelezi was in the opposition at the time of appointment, MP)

Raila angekataa.... just to spite him! he would have said that he was not consulted!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
freiks
#119 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 7:01:23 PM
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thuks wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
ODoMo MPigs miss a piece of Kenyan history kwa ujinga wao......My primary school teacher would have called them mang'aas....Those who shit on top of a pit latrine and as they pull their pants back,wanapiga mafi teke iingie kwa shimo in order to look tough.Poor fellows!


Missed it too. I was in a mat heading to ingo and a lady shouted "switch off that thing or change the channel" when the address started. The kasuba has spread to the roots.


Thuks pole sana, its the fruits of ignorance
Life is an endless adventure
Pesa Nane
#120 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 7:03:13 PM
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newfarer wrote:
I'm happy for ruto. criminals should get worried. ruto is more decisive than uhuru. hope the status quo last for atleast a week.

What if there is cunning Njonjo somewhere and they insert Isaak instead of William in the paperwork?
Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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