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Pesa Nane
#101 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 6:04:52 PM
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Joined: 5/25/2012
Posts: 4,105
Location: 08c
dunkang wrote:
Rahatupu wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
ODoMo MPigs miss a piece of Kenyan history kwa ujinga wao......My primary school teacher would have called them mang'aas....Those who shit on top of a pit latrine and as they pull their pants back,wanapiga mafi teke iingie kwa shimo.Poor fellows!

d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly
I am on the floor!
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ribs are aching Applause Applause

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! Applause Applause Applause Applause
Kenya is full of Geniuses. GENIUSES. How can someone think that way.d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

If its you Mr. Njun'ge that came up with that thing up there, surely, your IQ is on top kabisa.

Just to absorb the full picture... kids at Guka's time used to go to school and by extension to the latrine, BAREFOOT!! Yak
Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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Njung'e
#102 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 6:05:23 PM
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Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
simonkabz wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Who didn't see Wet and Muthama on TV??....You would Think they always have a plan B....oooh well,there is usually no plan A in the first place!

Not forgetting the growling seneta from Yemen.



Acting President's first county visit should be Bometsmile
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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simonkabz
#103 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 6:05:59 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Citizen UK:
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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butterflyke
#104 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 6:10:57 PM
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Joined: 5/1/2010
Posts: 3,024
Location: Hapa
Does the Wazua constitution have a similar provision?

Can a user be allowed to shikilia admin's position?

smile
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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simonkabz
#105 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 6:11:34 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon


TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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masukuma
#106 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 6:12:38 PM
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Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
Pesa Nane wrote:
dunkang wrote:
Rahatupu wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
ODoMo MPigs miss a piece of Kenyan history kwa ujinga wao......My primary school teacher would have called them mang'aas....Those who shit on top of a pit latrine and as they pull their pants back,wanapiga mafi teke iingie kwa shimo.Poor fellows!

d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly
I am on the floor!
.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ribs are aching Applause Applause

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! Applause Applause Applause Applause
Kenya is full of Geniuses. GENIUSES. How can someone think that way.d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

If its you Mr. Njun'ge that came up with that thing up there, surely, your IQ is on top kabisa.

Just to absorb the full picture... kids at Guka's time used to go to school and by extension to the latrine, BAREFOOT!! Yak

bwana... then you jipanguza kwa green grass outside the latrine and the rest is cleaned up by 'Maigoya'....
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Pesa Nane
#107 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 6:19:36 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/25/2012
Posts: 4,105
Location: 08c
butterflyke wrote:
Does the Wazua constitution have a similar provision?

Can a user be allowed to shikilia admin's position?

smile

Huyu @Admin huwa hayuku even on normal days. Spends all her time in Club SK county totally oblivious of the other counties. Evidence.
Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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bubethi
#108 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 6:23:40 PM
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Joined: 9/17/2006
Posts: 94
The only other African leader that I am aware of handing presidential power in his absence was Nelson Mandela to Buthelezi back in Jan 1997.

... just saying.
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Jump-steady
#109 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 6:27:17 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 12/1/2008
Posts: 1,098
masukuma wrote:
Pesa Nane wrote:
dunkang wrote:
Rahatupu wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
ODoMo MPigs miss a piece of Kenyan history kwa ujinga wao......My primary school teacher would have called them mang'aas....Those who shit on top of a pit latrine and as they pull their pants back,wanapiga mafi teke iingie kwa shimo.Poor fellows!

d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly d'oh! Laughing out loudly
I am on the floor!
.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ribs are aching Applause Applause

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! Applause Applause Applause Applause
Kenya is full of Geniuses. GENIUSES. How can someone think that way.d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

If its you Mr. Njun'ge that came up with that thing up there, surely, your IQ is on top kabisa.

Just to absorb the full picture... kids at Guka's time used to go to school and by extension to the latrine, BAREFOOT!! Yak

bwana... then you jipanguza kwa green grass outside the latrine and the rest is cleaned up by 'Maigoya'....




Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly walalalalalalalalalalalala!!!!!!!!!! Guka you are so wicked Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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simonkabz
#110 Posted : Monday, October 06, 2014 6:27:54 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
bubethi wrote:
The only other African leader that I am aware of handing presidential power in his absence was Nelson Mandela to Buthelezi back in Jan 1997.

... just saying.


UK can trust WSR with the presidency yet Babu cannot trust Kalonzo with the kitendawili booklet...
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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