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Siringi		#41 Posted : Wednesday, February 19, 2014 2:44:53 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/8/2013 Posts: 2,517		How to burry a Luo #DEAD Read it jana and I was fetched from the ground dying of laughter my ribs are aching the part about light skins (tuyellow yellows) and its not biogas its your ass , silly dammnit "The further a luo comes from an electric line the more abnoxious and loud he is" Mukiri wrote: You know you are far deep in luo-land when a horde of shrieking and excited half naked luo children run after your car, wanting to touch it. By this time you will be too tired and too hungry to bother lifting your android phone to Instagram this moment. And whatever you do, don’t ask your hosts “aren’t these kids supposed to be in school?” It’s brash. It’s also none of your business. But should you feel you just have to (because you are one of those NGO types yoked with humanitarian piousness) you will be told, deservedly, that, “Luo children are born learned, they only go to school to calibrate their brilliance.” And you would have deserved that answer. - Read more "😖😡KQ makes money for everyone except the shareholder 😏😏 " overheard in Wazua
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murchr		#42 Posted : Tuesday, June 10, 2014 5:06:56 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2012 Posts: 15,980		"Anga Mathenge ndari kiongo kiega…a ndumira mbica ingi tuma tiga uhii atahiki mani, iromania akiruthia mundu..ta maka kimwana giki kina ng’oni na mundu mugima wa miaka thate!’ ” He lost it abit in translating but its still funny http://bikozulu.co.ke/a-cut-below/ "There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore .
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Bigchick		#43 Posted : Tuesday, June 10, 2014 10:24:52 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.		murchr wrote: "Anga Mathenge ndari kiongo kiega…a ndumira mbica ingi tuma tiga uhii atahiki mani, iromania akiruthia mundu..ta maka kimwana giki kina ng’oni na mundu mugima wa miaka thate!’ ” He lost it abit in translating but its still funny http://bikozulu.co.ke/a-cut-below/ Hilarious He has a way with words .... Wishing Ochang quick recovery so that he can embark on his first flight at the Embu airstrip. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Swenani		#44 Posted : Tuesday, June 10, 2014 10:29:09 AM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		Bigchick wrote: murchr wrote: "Anga Mathenge ndari kiongo kiega…a ndumira mbica ingi tuma tiga uhii atahiki mani, iromania akiruthia mundu..ta maka kimwana giki kina ng’oni na mundu mugima wa miaka thate!’ ” He lost it abit in translating but its still funny http://bikozulu.co.ke/a-cut-below/ Hilarious He has a way with words .... Wishing Ochang quick recovery so that he can embark on his first flight at the Embu airstrip. In the meantime, can somebody find for me that Embu girl.it will be a long time before Ochang heals to start landing If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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FRM2011		#45 Posted : Wednesday, August 20, 2014 9:22:31 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 11/5/2010 Posts: 2,459		Biko has really proven himself as the best with his last two posts. Pole I don't know how to post links. He has done an article on gays and one on the jaguar. He has succeeded in monetizing his blog. Quite a feat if you ask me.
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Rankaz13		#46 Posted : Wednesday, August 20, 2014 10:08:05 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		FRM2011 wrote: Biko has really proven himself as the best with his last two posts. Pole I don't know how to post links. He has done an article on gays and one on the jaguar. He has succeeded in monetizing his blog. Quite a feat if you ask me. Jaguar Quote: I can picture those kids back in class being asked by the teacher: “Which animals did you guys see at the orphanage? Yes, Kipchoge?” “A giraffe.” “Yes, Sungut?” “A buffalo?” “Good. Yes, Chelimo?” “A Chakua” “There are no Chakuas in Africa, Chelimo.” “But teacher I saw, a white Chakua.” “Tont argue with me Chelimo!” Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Speculz		#47 Posted : Wednesday, August 20, 2014 10:11:55 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 5/6/2011 Posts: 391 Location: Nairobi		FRM2011 wrote: Biko has really proven himself as the best with his last two posts. Pole I don't know how to post links. He has done an article on gays and one on the jaguar. He has succeeded in monetizing his blog. Quite a feat if you ask me. Here you go .. Bikozulu Bikozulu "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" - Stephen Wright
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masukuma		#48 Posted : Wednesday, August 20, 2014 11:36:49 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi		He is hands down one of the most entertaining writers in Kenya. All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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accelriskconsult		#49 Posted : Wednesday, August 20, 2014 11:58:41 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 4/2/2011 Posts: 629 Location: Nai		How to bury a Luo is a masterpiece!
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wanyuru		#50 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 3:06:40 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/29/2007 Posts: 948		the one he talked about Farouq....and the "alley tales". super!
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