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Mpesa Fee Reduction, Thank you Equity!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Impunity
#1 Posted : Tuesday, August 19, 2014 7:43:29 PM
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Applause Applause Applause

I know it will trickle down to bigger amounts like 40k PLUS!
Portfolio: Sold
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MaichBlack
#2 Posted : Wednesday, August 20, 2014 1:53:03 PM
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Impunity wrote:
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Applause Applause Applause

I know it will trickle down to bigger amounts like 40k PLUS!

Think again my brother!!! You will actually be paying more!!! Of course Bob Collymore "forgot" to explain that part!

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mauryc
#3 Posted : Wednesday, August 20, 2014 3:59:30 PM
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hehehe boss...usifungwe macho...u will pay more for larger transactions which ofcos means more cash inflows for Bob and his henchmen... tu equity waanzishe yao kuhamie huko sote
Lolest!
#4 Posted : Wednesday, August 20, 2014 5:04:38 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Link

Applause Applause Applause

I know it will trickle down to bigger amounts like 40k PLUS!

Think again my brother!!! You will actually be paying more!!! Of course Bon Collymore "forgot" to explain that part!

Link

these sharp guys! the headlines read reduction kumbe they increased!
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
Impunity
#5 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 9:18:24 AM
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Then I would rather send 3K in lots of 1.5K?
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Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Mist
#6 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 9:56:07 AM
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Simplicity is the utmost sophistication.
AlphDoti
#7 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 11:44:04 AM
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Mist wrote:


Does that mean withdrawal charges do not change?

Eish, tumeumia na vile tunalipa wafanyi kazi na Mpesa.
bkismat
#8 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 1:01:17 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Link

Applause Applause Applause

I know it will trickle down to bigger amounts like 40k PLUS!

Think again my brother!!! You will actually be paying more!!! Of course Bob Collymore "forgot" to explain that part!

Link

Yep apart from the 50-1500 band all the other charges have actually increased. I wonder what Collymore is trying to achieve. Let me wait for member. As soon as it is ready I will dump m pesa forever.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
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washiku
#9 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 6:02:27 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:
Mist wrote:


Does that mean withdrawal charges do not change?

Eish, tumeumia na vile tunalipa wafanyi kazi na Mpesa.



Why cant you pay them via Airtel Money? Its cheaper for you as a Bulk Payment payer, its cheaper for them to withdraw. Airtel Money even gives them a VISA Card that they can use to withdraw their money at any ATM at local ATM charges...

30bob at a Chase ATM
50bob at a Kenswitch
100bob at other VISA ATMS...
kyt
#10 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 6:06:31 PM
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@washiku peculiar habits
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AlphDoti
#11 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 6:07:03 PM
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washiku wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Mist wrote:


Does that mean withdrawal charges do not change?

Eish, tumeumia na vile tunalipa wafanyi kazi na Mpesa.

Why cant you pay them via Airtel Money? Its cheaper for you as a Bulk Payment payer, its cheaper for them to withdraw. Airtel Money even gives them a VISA Card that they can use to withdraw their money at any ATM at local ATM charges...

30bob at a Chase ATM
50bob at a Kenswitch
100bob at other VISA ATMS...

I'm afraid this is exactly what I might just do. Let me ponder this...
jerry
#12 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 7:55:22 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Then I would rather send 3K in lots of 1.5K?
\

How many can see that? You save 12 pop! 2k split into two sending you get 10 pop! Don't tell Pop!
The opposite of courage is not cowardice, it's conformity.
Outvestor
#13 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 9:44:14 PM
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jerry wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Then I would rather send 3K in lots of 1.5K?
\

How many can see that? You save 12 pop! 2k split into two sending you get 10 pop! Don't tell Pop!


Similar tricks have been in the public domain for quite a while. Someone even blogged about them here
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obiero
#14 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 10:54:45 PM
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hiii ni ukora ile mbaya.. they have actually increased the charges but media makes it seem like things have changed for the better!

HF 30,000 ABP 3.49; KQ 414,100 ABP 7.92; MTN 23,800 ABP 6.45
butterflyke
#15 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 11:54:07 PM
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obiero wrote:
hiii ni ukora ile mbaya.. they have actually increased the charges but media makes it seem like things have changed for the better!


that's the hogwash media we have...they read only half of the press briefing and then they go ahead and make a 5 minute inaccurate report
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
pleasecallme
#16 Posted : Saturday, August 30, 2014 12:16:51 PM
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Mist wrote:





hakuna reduction hapa. They have actually doubled the rates from 5k
You kill bird...bird dead snake come.
jerry
#17 Posted : Saturday, August 30, 2014 1:16:03 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Then I would rather send 3K in lots of 1.5K?
\

What about withdrawing 5,000 twice!
The opposite of courage is not cowardice, it's conformity.
AlphDoti
#18 Posted : Saturday, August 30, 2014 11:50:22 PM
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How to spend less on MPESA!

Come with me slowly, let me teach You how to grant yourself a ‘DISCOUNT’...

1. To withdraw 200 costs Ksh27Alternatively: Withdraw 100 @10, Then
another100 @10Total= 20. SAVE 7bob.

2. To withdraw 5,000 costs you Ksh 66Alternatively: Withdraw 2500 @27,
then another2500 @27Total= 54. SAVE 12bob

3. To withdraw 12000 costs you Ksh 159Alternatively: Withdraw 10,000
@110, then theremaining 2000 @27Total= 137. SAVE 22bob.

4. To withdraw 40,000 costs you Ksh 275Alternatively: Withdraw 35,000
@187, then theremaining 5,000 @66Total= 253. SAVE 22bob.

5. To withdraw 10,100 costs you Ksh 159Alternatively: Withdraw 10,000
@110 then theremaining 100 @10Total= 120. SAVE 39bob….etc.etc….

You see?
Fikiria zaidi ya Safaricom!!!!

Somebody to refine bigger amounts to loop in already defined smaller amounts.
freiks
#19 Posted : Sunday, August 31, 2014 10:11:26 AM
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Joined: 6/8/2010
Posts: 1,729
AlphDoti wrote:
How to spend less on MPESA!

Come with me slowly, let me teach You how to grant yourself a ‘DISCOUNT’...

1. To withdraw 200 costs Ksh27Alternatively: Withdraw 100 @10, Then
another100 @10Total= 20. SAVE 7bob.

2. To withdraw 5,000 costs you Ksh 66Alternatively: Withdraw 2500 @27,
then another2500 @27Total= 54. SAVE 12bob

3. To withdraw 12000 costs you Ksh 159Alternatively: Withdraw 10,000
@110, then theremaining 2000 @27Total= 137. SAVE 22bob.

4. To withdraw 40,000 costs you Ksh 275Alternatively: Withdraw 35,000
@187, then theremaining 5,000 @66Total= 253. SAVE 22bob.

5. To withdraw 10,100 costs you Ksh 159Alternatively: Withdraw 10,000
@110 then theremaining 100 @10Total= 120. SAVE 39bob….etc.etc….

You see?
Fikiria zaidi ya Safaricom!!!!

Somebody to refine bigger amounts to loop in already defined smaller amounts.


Why all this, withdrawal from airtel money is absolutely free, paying bills (kplc,Nairobi water etc) free and enjoy yourself
Life is an endless adventure
newfarer
#20 Posted : Sunday, August 31, 2014 10:15:35 AM
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Location: Uganda
jerry wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Then I would rather send 3K in lots of 1.5K?
\

What about withdrawing 5,000 twice!



sending 3000

1000x 3=15X3=45
1500x2 = 25x2=50

save mandazi 3 ya 5 bob
punda amecheka
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