ALL AFRICAN PRESIDENTS ARE IN the USA for a Meeting with
BARACK OBAMA.
And before the meeting started, OBAMA decided to spice things
up by asking the Presidents a popular Question to test their
intelligence.
OBAMA: African Leaders,WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE
ROAD??
MUGABE(ZIMBABWE): This chicken MUST FIRST give back
that road to the original owners of the road! And the true
owners are the Black People! We fought hard during the
liberation struggle to ensure that native chicken can cross all
roads in Zimbabwe in peace! Its the work of the West to incite
the chicken to cross OUR ROADS and I will Not watch as our
roads get crossed by foreign chicken. You can cross the road
but You cannot OWN the road! All roads belong to Me,sorry,to
Black People! COMRADE POWER!!!
MUSEVENI(UGANDA) Actually I am even surprised that there is
a road to be crossed in the first place! I hope thati that
Chicken understands jUgandan laws about homosexuality and
thati iti isi noti kurossing tha road-i to go andi look for
homosexual partners on the other side-i ofu tha roadi.
Crossing the road with a horny motive can attirakt a Jail
sentence ofu not less than 6 Years. Vuka barabara kwa hatari
yako. Utajua kuwanini Ngombe zetu zilikatalia Samburu.
KIKWETE(TANZANI):
Kuku kuvuka barabara ni jambo la busara sana. Nafikiri ni
hatia kujishughulisha na kuku mnyenyekevu akivuka
Barabara. Hujui mbona anavuka. Rabda anavuka upande ure
mwingine iri kumlaki muimbaji wa Bongo Diamond Pratnams.
Ama huenda anavuka kwa sababu anarekodi kanda ya firamu
ya Bongowood. Hebu na kuku avuke barabara bira kuurizwa
maswari. Uvukaji wa kuku ni kikuzo cha uchumi wetu. Kama
Yahaya aripotea unataka kuku apotee pia? Hebu mpisheni
kuku ana shuguri zake.
MOHAMMED AHMED(SOMALIA):
Arrdhhidd shhufftdh shkifdfht cchhssshhffftrru *SNEEZE*
ssshttruufft aghthhhma hamidedd farook harrjifraah *COUGH*
shfuytu shhhhhghhtrrt shit! *SPIT MIRAA* KaBoom twaf!
Twaf! Kuku amekufa!!!!!
SALVA KIIR(SOUTH SUDAN):
We are calling upon the UN to send in troops to stop all
chickens from crossing the road until further notice. I still
believe that it is the work of Riek Machar to incite chickens to
cross roads across Juba! We will Not accept intimidation.
Darfur belongs to South Sudan and no amount of chicken
protesting across Juba roads can change that! Commander,
ATTACK!!!
GOODLUCK JONATHAN(NIGERIA):
God bless that Chicken because,She No want Designer...She
No want Ferrari.A chicken dat is humble inof to cross the road
is the kind of chicken You should take home to meet your
moda,sorry,knife. I believe that such a chicken should not only
cross da road bot also cross da road while dancing Azonto or
Skelewu. Let chicken cross roads. Infoct,
# BRINGBACKOURCHICKENS . If Davido and Wizkid can be
allowed to cross the streets of Twitter in peace,Why cont we
allow a simple chicken to cross a simple road in Obuju??
ZUMA(SOUTH AFRICA):
My Only Question is;Is the Chicken single???
SISI(EGYPT):
Before we condemn the chicken for crossing a road,shouldn't
we first congratulate it for finding a road to cross in a country
with NO ROADS left?? I believe that a chicken which can help
us find any road left in this county is a Hero. Not just a
chicken. And because of that,I am amending the constitution...
SIRLEAF(LIBERIA):
Crossing the road is NOT a problem,the problem is,has the
Chicken been tested for Ebola?
KING LETSIE(LESOTHO):
Well,technically, Lesotho is the size of a road. So I guess the
Question should Be; Why did the chicken cross Lesotho??
KABILA(CONGO/LINGALA LAND)
Sio lazima ukuwe kuku ndio barabara uvuke...Sio lazima
upende kuku ndio nyama ukule...Waliniambia ati lingala poa
nifunge mushipi juu ya mfupa.....Ukipewa mifupa
tu....Ukipewa mifupa tu....Unainua sahani juu...Unasifu Kuku
tu....
UHURU KENYATTA(KENYA);
I strongly believe that,even though the chicken has a right to
cross the road,the chicken should also respect Me. I
understand that it is a chicken with constitutional rights but it
must first respect me because I am the President. And if the
chicken is crossing the road to come and talk to me about
National issues,then am ready to listen. But I see no reason
for the chicken to cross the road whereas it can solve its own
issues on the other side of the road as guaranteed in the
Constitution. Hakuna haja ya Matusi.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".