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Martha....???
The Real Shaft
#1 Posted : Sunday, December 27, 2009 3:28:12 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 11/19/2008
Posts: 839
right...

you have claimed that.....

you are best suited to be president....

come 2012...

but let us start by looking at your home...

as charity begins wapi...???

as we read...

niko ingho....

a farm hardly 400 metres from the highway.....

and guess what...

we can not drive ....

it has rained consistently for three days...

a blessing I tell you...

but not for road users...

matope...

matope...

we can export matope.....

and we have CDF.....

and a salary....

Martha...

Charity begins at home....

we will not expect a spotless State House...

when you become president...

when we find hoards of roaches...

in your small apartment...!!!!
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
muganda
#2 Posted : Monday, December 28, 2009 6:44:42 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 9/15/2006
Posts: 3,901
Is there any truth to the claim MPs make that when they are not in Power, they cannot determine provision of services from Central Government? Or it's just another execuse...

Over the break, realised rural electorate were convinced that prices of coffee were depressed because of Moi. But then Kibaki came and lo and behold, nothing changed.
aemathenge
#3 Posted : Tuesday, December 29, 2009 9:28:22 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
You have a dream
that one day
Hon. Martha Karua
Will wave a magic
ward
And a 400 metres dual carriage
Shall appear
Between your Nyalgunga Thingira
and the "highway"
So that
Once a year
During the feastive season
You shall drive home
And make merry
And make homage.

You have a dream
That one day
Hon. Martha Karua
Shall run for President
Of the People's Republic of Kenya
And that you shall have
The pleasure
Of voting for her
Because she waved a magic
Ward

OR

You have a dream
That one day
Hon. Martha Karua
Shall run for President
Of the People's Republic of Kenya
And you shall have the pleasure
Of not voting for her
Because she did not wave a magic
Ward.

And
They say
We are not
A Banana
Republic.
mukiha
#4 Posted : Tuesday, December 29, 2009 9:35:13 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/27/2008
Posts: 4,114
Interesting turn of events in the matter of Justice Said Juma Chitembwe. Wasn't he one of the reasons why she resigned from Government?
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
B.Timer
#5 Posted : Tuesday, December 29, 2009 3:24:21 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 5/31/2008
Posts: 1,076
@Mukiha

Martha is vindicated.
On this particular issue she has the last laugh.
while Kibaki has lots of egg on the face.
Dunia ni msongamano..
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