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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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kenmac wrote:pole sana guka. If you can log in, the worst part is over. As my old guy used to say; "wa kahii ti wa kairitu".... Log into what? an airport? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Swenani wrote:kenmac wrote:pole sana guka. If you can log in, the worst part is over. As my old guy used to say; "wa kahii ti wa kairitu".... Log into what? an airport?  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Many thanks to all of you although this was about Vera sijui what! @Bigchick, Still nursing chest pains and so muthungutho is a no for now. I will take your offer once i am good to go  @Julie,  .Can an airport land on the plane  @Intelli, Was alone. The damn car took the full force of a 40' low loaded container reaping half of my side. Three things acted, God, safety belt, front and side door srs airbag. @ Rankaz, The bijuti is still much alive. This was an effing German (But do I say! ).I really believe if it was something from the land of the rising sun, it wouldn’t have taken that impact without leaving me cold. I loved the car more than the Bijuti but heck,I am sad since it has since been condemned leaving behind the good for nothing Bijuti to torture what remains of poor me!! @Newfarer, I was sober but for some careless silly Kenyan. Lemme say though, the guy was gentle enough to stop, secure the road and help me out of the mangle. @Swenani/Impunity/ Nyinyi hata hamjui wakati wa itheru na kahindi meruka….bure kabisa!  .....But anyway, you are allowed to play with Guka’s balls! @Magigi, Kino kii!! Mcreggae/Othelo, Thanks guys……..I would have missed CORD even in heaven (Hell? ) To all those who have offered, I am coming soon for what is rightly mine Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Njung'e wrote:Many thanks to all of you although this was about Vera sijui what! @Bigchick, Still nursing chest pains and so muthungutho is a no for now. I will take your offer once i am good to go @Julie, .Can an airport land on the plane @Intelli, Was alone. The damn car took the full force of a 40' low loaded container reaping half of my side. Three things acted, God, safety belt, front and side door srs airbag. @ Rankaz, The bijuti is still much alive. This was an effing German (But do I say! ).I really believe if it was something from the land of the rising sun, it wouldn’t have taken that impact without leaving me cold. I loved the car more than the Bijuti but heck,I am sad since it has since been condemned leaving behind the good for nothing Bijuti to torture what remains of poor me!! @Newfarer, I was sober but for some careless silly Kenyan. Lemme say though, the guy was gentle enough to stop, secure the road and help me out of the mangle. @Swenani/Impunity/ Nyinyi hata hamjui wakati wa itheru na kahindi meruka….bure kabisa! .....But anyway, you are allowed to play with Guka’s balls! @Magigi, Kino kii!! Mcreggae/Othelo, Thanks guys……..I would have missed CORD even in heaven (Hell? ) To all those who have offered, I am coming soon for what is rightly mine Julie,you prayers have been answered If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Njung'e wrote:Many thanks to all of you although this was about Vera sijui what! @Bigchick, Still nursing chest pains and so muthungutho is a no for now. I will take your offer once i am good to go @Julie, .Can an airport land on the plane @Intelli, Was alone. The damn car took the full force of a 40' low loaded container reaping half of my side. Three things acted, God, safety belt, front and side door srs airbag. @ Rankaz, The bijuti is still much alive. This was an effing German (But do I say! ).I really believe if it was something from the land of the rising sun, it wouldn’t have taken that impact without leaving me cold. I loved the car more than the Bijuti but heck,I am sad since it has since been condemned leaving behind the good for nothing Bijuti to torture what remains of poor me!! @Newfarer, I was sober but for some careless silly Kenyan. Lemme say though, the guy was gentle enough to stop, secure the road and help me out of the mangle. @Swenani/Impunity/ Nyinyi hata hamjui wakati wa itheru na kahindi meruka….bure kabisa! .....But anyway, you are allowed to play with Guka’s balls! @Magigi, Kino kii!! Mcreggae/Othelo, Thanks guys……..I would have missed CORD even in heaven (Hell? ) To all those who have offered, I am coming soon for what is rightly mine Is there any pictorial evidence? Probably bado uko ICU while wazuaing and the container angle you are bringing is actually a fat-MOMO who kaliad your aging stick mpaka you blacked out!!!  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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@Impunity, Plenty of pictures of the wreck!...and no!.I spent just about enough time in hospital for an xray.Not a scratch! Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 5/30/2013 Posts: 25
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Baba 'sukari', thank God you escaped unscathed. However, back to the thread..I fault all ye uncles, brothers and fathers that are making this girl do things she'll really regret when she 'matures'...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/28/2008 Posts: 2,276 Location: Kibish
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Apparently Sarah Hassan aka Tanya has enlarged her "tummy"!!! Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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poundfoolish wrote:MEMO
TO: All clientèle and regular customers
Due to increased competition & lean economic times, the firm has embarked on heavy investments on its main premises to remain relevant & attract new markets.
Having relied heavily on its natural resource for a while, It was important that some artificial changes had to be done. As you all know,the exterior façade got a facelift. This saw the entire premise repainted in a lighter colour. Last week the firm invested heavily in its front office (bigger dashboard, desk etc). With this investments, current clients are advised that normal fees will go up by a percentage to be communicated. We also do hope to attract a higher end niche of clientèle, to keep the business afloat.
Signed
-Vee beibey (Sole proprietor) Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,821 Location: Nairobi
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@guka kuna masendez ulikuwa ukindonyo - ni hiyo? All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Coolio wrote:Apparently Sarah Hassan aka Tanya has enlarged her "tummy"!!! Aki mwenye alimwaga kwa hio kitu aliskia utamu sana. I hope it's not a certain politician If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/2/2006 Posts: 658
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@ Guka
Airport on a plane......
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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masukuma wrote:@guka kuna masendez ulikuwa ukindonyo - ni hiyo? Kundonyo ndio kufanya nini jamaneni?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,821 Location: Nairobi
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washiku wrote:masukuma wrote:@guka kuna masendez ulikuwa ukindonyo - ni hiyo? Kundonyo ndio kufanya nini jamaneni? kundonyo ni 'kuuza'.... 'ndonyo' ni soko! All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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masukuma wrote:washiku wrote:masukuma wrote:@guka kuna masendez ulikuwa ukindonyo - ni hiyo? Kundonyo ndio kufanya nini jamaneni? kundonyo ni 'kuuza'.... 'ndonyo' ni soko!  Ndunyu*=Ndonyo!!! ask Guka he will explain what "Ndonyo" could mean. *Ndunyu with those tukofias
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/18/2008 Posts: 377
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Pole sana @Guka. God knows that you have unfinished business that's why he gave you a second chance. "You've never lived until you've almost died; for those who have fought for it, life has a flavour the protected will never know."
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/17/2012 Posts: 1,461 Location: Ngong Forest
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washiku wrote:masukuma wrote:washiku wrote:masukuma wrote:@guka kuna masendez ulikuwa ukindonyo - ni hiyo? Kundonyo ndio kufanya nini jamaneni? kundonyo ni 'kuuza'.... 'ndonyo' ni soko! Ndunyu*=Ndonyo!!! ask Guka he will explain what "Ndonyo" could mean. *Ndunyu with those tukofias At least amejaribu,born tao!
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/27/2010 Posts: 495 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/15/2013 Posts: 1,977 Location: Here
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Dj Afroo Haha hehe Everybody STEALS, a THIEF is one who's CAUGHT stealing something of LITTLE VALUE. !!!
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