Now that he's done demanding stuff, its time we demanded from him for a change. Feel free to add your wishes, but lets try to keep it balanced. Jokes most welcome!
Let me kick this off:
1. Dear Raila, I demand you stop wasting public time with rallies that mean nothing. You could have easily told us your 13 point demands at a press conference, rather than shut the city down.
My first demand to Raila: NO MORE USELESS RALLIES!2. Dearest Raila, while I fully agree the cost of living has risen, I think your call for me to boycott expensive items is childish and self-defeating. I can't afford that stuff anyways! BTW, your son looked really happy in Brazil watching the World Cup. Shouldn't you boycott that?
Second demand to Raila: STOP TELLING ME TO LIVE IN AUSTERITY WHILE YOU SPEND LIKE A KING. PRACTISE WHAT YOU PREACH!I wait to see what wazuans have to add...
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