5. Kenyan Media ( And lots of media in general). It may come as a surprise to many that I fully supported and still support the new media bill. Now a law. Reason? Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers. That is what our media is (This aphorism applies to our Parliament as well as to our civil service.) Our newspapers can’t even f***ing get their grammar and spelling right. Our media is full of reporters, not journalists. All they care about is sales sales sales money money money f***ing profit. f*** you very much and call you Mary. Always focusing on politics and bad shit. Maina Kageni, Ciku Muiruri and other ill-bred presenters peddle their nincompoopery on air the whole day and the Media Council sits on their hands and twiddles their thumbs up their ass doing nothing about it. And then you claim you can self regulate. Why do we allow vulgar music videos that are basicall sof porn to be played on tv in the middle of the day when even the countries where they come from don’t permit it? And The Nation. What was that picture you put on the front page the day after Westgate? Even a f***tard would not have done that. And since I know you need this to be explained to you:

f***tard: A crossbreed between a f***er and a retard, (Source: Go screw yourself)