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nursery rhymes massacred
masukuma
#41 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 11:32:13 AM
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tycho wrote:

Oooh! shaky shaky shaky shaky
mpaka ubuleki!


masukuma wrote:

Oooh! shaky shaky shaky
shaky don't care
turn around and turn around until you make a stop
Oooh! ramba to the bottom
ramba to the top
turn around and turn around until you make a stop


@tycho - found the real lyrics
Quote:

One day when I was walking,
walking to the fair,
I met a senorita,
with a flower in her hair.
Oh shake it senorita,
shake it all you can,
shake it like a milkshake,
and do the best you can.
Oh she wobbled to the bottom.
Oh she wobbled to the top.
She turned around and turn around
until she made an S-T-O-P stop!


variation closer to ours

Quote:
I was going to Kentucky
I was going to the fair
I met a senorita
with flowers in her hair
Oh Shake it senorita, shake it all you can
So all the boys around you
Can see your underwear.
Rumble to the bottom, rumble to the top
And turn around and turn around
Until you make a stop.


i guess our teachers never knew what a senorita was!

"tinga tinga roses" was actually
Quote:
Ring-a-ring o' roses,
A pocket full of posies,
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all fall down.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Lolest!
#42 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 11:33:55 AM
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Location: Kianjokoma
mambrigan...public caar...bubble gum

aiii
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
masukuma
#43 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 11:37:46 AM
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Location: Nairobi
Lolest! wrote:
moja mbili tatu, nne tano sita, saba nane tisa habari ya Januari

Kuna mtu mmoja, alyepotea, na tukimpata tutamfunga jela

Bururare fuu kwendaa...rafiki yangu kujaaaa

I always wondered about this song when I was slightly older and in primary especially
Quote:
Kuna mtu mmoja, alyepotea, na tukimpata tutamfunga jela


then there was the much rarer song

Quote:

Bwana Tumbo mwenye shamba
Ali panda viazi
Akachimba chimba chini chini
akapata almasi
Lo, lo, lo, bahati
Lo, lo, lo, bahati
Lo, lo, lo, bahati
Kwa mtu mwenye shamba.


I think swahili rhymes were not as massacred as english ones....
Quote:
Nyuki aah! aah! aah!

anyone?
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Lolest!
#44 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 11:43:21 AM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
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Location: Kianjokoma
what was this one about?

Bah bah black sheep have you any wool?

yes sir yes sir three ba fuu

one for the master, one for the day, one for the little boy who ra ra re ree
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
dunkang
#45 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 11:46:18 AM
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Joined: 6/2/2011
Posts: 4,818
Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
Oringo,
ba yaya,
Oringo,
ba yaya
baba watoto piga magoti tukuone, pengle pengle Oringo
ba yaya
....
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

masukuma
#46 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 11:46:34 AM
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Location: Nairobi
Lolest! wrote:
what was this one about?

Bah bah black sheep have you any wool?

yes sir yes sir three ba fuu

one for the master, one for the day, one for the little boy who ra ra re ree

Quote:
Baa, baa, black sheep,
Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes, sir, yes, sir,
Three bags full;
One for the master,
And one for the dame,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane


we used to shout "amesema DAME! amesema DAME!"
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
4lourBliss
#47 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 11:53:01 AM
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Joined: 5/9/2013
Posts: 285
Location: hapakule.
hii unichanganya hadi sasa.....
a a a...amina mina Applause Applause Applause amina dada Applause Applause Applause farasi hee,iiyee ahee..amina duuush...
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.
dunkang
#48 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 12:07:23 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/2/2011
Posts: 4,818
Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
Kamares Kamares,
Kamares
Kamares Kamares,
Kamares,
Na @Impunity wa siku hizi, anaringa ringa sana, anatingisha kiuno..


Umbe umbe, mbeumbe,
Umbe Kanyama, mbeumbe
auuuuuui, Chachacha...
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

Impunity
#49 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 12:11:01 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
dunkang wrote:
Kamares Kamares,
Kamares
Kamares Kamares,
Kamares,
Na @Impunity wa siku hizi, anaringa ringa sana, anatingisha kiuno..


Umbe umbe, mbeumbe,
Umbe Kanyama, mbeumbe
auuuuuui, Chachacha...


Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

masukuma
#50 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 12:13:02 PM
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Joined: 10/4/2006
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Location: Nairobi
dunkang wrote:
Kamares Kamares,
Kamares
Kamares Kamares,
Kamares,
Na @Impunity wa siku hizi, anaringa ringa sana, anatingisha kiuno..


Umbe umbe, mbeumbe,
Umbe Kanyama, mbeumbe
auuuuuui, Chachacha...

this was nice!! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
sisi watu wa nakuru tulikuwa tukisema
Quote:

Embeue Embe!
Embeue Embe!
Embe Kanyama Embe
Watoto [some thing something]
AUUUUUUI!, Chachacha!
AUUUUUUI!, Chachacha!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
mlefu
#51 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 12:19:05 PM
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Joined: 2/11/2007
Posts: 1,680
Location: nairobi
Mwalimu witu ..Teacher
Niweka uru..Bad
Nikwira ciana..shieldren
Cithie mugunda..Garden.



Hehehe..sweeet !
Wamunyota
#52 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 12:30:13 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 6/23/2014
Posts: 1,652
Kanyoni kanja kanyoni kanja gakugwa nja na mitheko.
Dakoria Dakoria ariri wamucore watinda ku?
Ndatinda kairi ngiaragania mbirigiti...
Hutia Mundu!!
Kaigangio
#53 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 12:35:02 PM
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Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
Nguruta ngware ku? Nguuruta ngware ku? Nguruta ngware ku ndwarire mwarimu.
Mwarimu akiruma! Mwaalimu akiruma! Mwarimu akirima, no gwatuka nderu....


Ndatumimtiirwo marua ni ndamtari. Ngithomemtera handu karuimtiini. Murio womtothe wathire na ruimtui, nii kaigtio ngitigwo ndikomtete....


Twana turia tucukani! tugatwarwo gwa caitani. Tukururagie magiri. nginya nd**a ciunukage....


Wamacuki! Wamacuki! ni turathane, ni turathane.
Na wandatha! Na wandatha, ngaguthinjira ngaguthinjira.
Nacio nyama! Nacio nyama, itwarirwo aturi itwarirwo aturi.
Nao aturi! Nao aturi......


...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Lolest!
#54 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 1:48:31 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
Impunity wrote:
dunkang wrote:
Kamares Kamares,
Kamares
Kamares Kamares,
Kamares,
Na @Impunity wa siku hizi, anaringa ringa sana, anatingisha kiuno..


Umbe umbe, mbeumbe,
Umbe Kanyama, mbeumbe
auuuuuui, Chachacha...


Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
Impunity
#55 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 2:16:53 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
Lolest! wrote:
Impunity wrote:
dunkang wrote:
Kamares Kamares,
Kamares
Kamares Kamares,
Kamares,
Na @Impunity wa siku hizi, anaringa ringa sana, anatingisha kiuno..


Umbe umbe, mbeumbe,
Umbe Kanyama, mbeumbe
auuuuuui, Chachacha...


Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Lets join you in more laughter!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

tycho
#56 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 2:25:16 PM
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Joined: 7/1/2011
Posts: 8,804
Location: Nairobi
masukuma wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
moja mbili tatu, nne tano sita, saba nane tisa habari ya Januari

Kuna mtu mmoja, alyepotea, na tukimpata tutamfunga jela

Bururare fuu kwendaa...rafiki yangu kujaaaa

I always wondered about this song when I was slightly older and in primary especially
Quote:
Kuna mtu mmoja, alyepotea, na tukimpata tutamfunga jela


then there was the much rarer song

Quote:

Bwana Tumbo mwenye shamba
Ali panda viazi
Akachimba chimba chini chini
akapata almasi
Lo, lo, lo, bahati
Lo, lo, lo, bahati
Lo, lo, lo, bahati
Kwa mtu mwenye shamba.


I think swahili rhymes were not as massacred as english ones....
Quote:
Nyuki aah! aah! aah!

anyone?


Mwenye kuwa mbele, mwenye kuwa nyuma,

Leo sista, sista kooooobe!
simonkabz
#57 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 2:32:41 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
carygoh wrote:
"Fatha abraha amenisa amenisaso faatha abraha ayamanothe asoayu so lesa prethelo"


Father Abraham had many sons
Had many sons had Father Abraham
I am one of them
And so are you
So let's just praise the Lord


Dafuq ... Wathaheo wa we singing result za kuangushwa ,watu wakiwa wadogo.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
simonkabz
#58 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 2:36:34 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Kuru kuru gatina ka nguku....
Nayo nguku, ikamia mugunda,
Na mugunda, ukamera mbembe
Na cio mbembe cikareo ni andu
Nao andu makamia fertilizer (more like fataraisa)Laughing out loudly
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
chemos
#59 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 3:28:54 PM
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Joined: 11/28/2006
Posts: 1,799
Askari kanga kanga
askari kanga kanga

Tumbo mbele matako nyuma piga salut tiu tiu..
tumbo mbele matako nyuma piga salut tiu tiu..
Lolest!
#60 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 4:48:31 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
simonkabz wrote:
Kuru kuru gatina ka nguku....
Nayo nguku, ikamia mugunda,
Na mugunda, ukamera mbembe
Na cio mbembe cikareo ni andu
Nao andu makamia fertilizer (more like fataraisa)Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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