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2012
#1 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 11:12:19 AM
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These jokes are too deadly. Been killing me since England and Spain lost their first matches. Please post them we laugh kidogo.





BBI will solve it
:)
Magigi
#2 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 12:06:22 PM
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More here...

The best Luis Suárez Italy bite jokes as Chiellini gets it

...Ati Suarez looks at a player and all he can see is beef!
washiku
#3 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:23:56 PM
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Impunity
#4 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:27:46 PM
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

simonkabz
#5 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:39:29 PM
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TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Impunity
#6 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:57:58 PM
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Surely it's about time we brought in the jaw-line technology!!!!



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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

washiku
#7 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 3:29:07 PM
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kamundu
#8 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 3:34:17 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Surely it's about time we brought in the jaw-line technology!!!!



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I'll invent one.....
Then ill retire rich
Peace in our Homeland.
Siringi
#9 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 3:35:18 PM
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2012
#10 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 4:06:55 PM
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Impunity wrote:



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BBI will solve it
:)
simonkabz
#11 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 4:12:33 PM
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2012 wrote:
Impunity wrote:



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Badala ya red card ni gunshot Laughing out loudly
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
masukuma
#12 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 4:18:01 PM
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Siringi wrote:

apparently he is looking forward to a game with Germany....because he'd like to try a shoulder of Lahm.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
butterflyke
#13 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 4:21:01 PM
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masukuma wrote:
Siringi wrote:

apparently he is looking forward to a game with Germany....because he'd like to try a shoulder of Lahm.



Laughing out loudly
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali๐Ÿ
2012
#14 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 4:30:03 PM
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Here is a stupid one I found. Nothing to do with football but still funny enough...



BBI will solve it
:)
Pedes
#15 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 8:06:35 PM
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If you stay ready, no need to get ready.
Pedes
#16 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 8:08:43 PM
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Hii mechi ni Musa vs Messi
If you stay ready, no need to get ready.
Gathige
#17 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 8:22:34 PM
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โ€ŽSuarezโ€ฌ wife: Honey, dinner is ready.
Suarez: Don't worry babe, I ate at work.
"Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least." Goethe
famooz
#18 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 8:27:38 PM
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2012 wrote:
Impunity wrote:



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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly This is just too good. I have laughed mpaka I am in tears- and my mates dont seem so tickled by this! Thanks for posting,you made my evening
washiku
#19 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 8:57:30 PM
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As per Engineer, this too is a joke/humor

"So Suarez actually bite the Italian!!!!!!!!"
Impunity
#20 Posted : Thursday, June 26, 2014 9:10:02 AM
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

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