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Impunity
#131 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 5:17:14 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Wamunyota wrote:
mawinder wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:

Kwani wewe ni kikuyu born-tao?

I thought wewe hutoka huko Dheka kwa kina @that guy who wiped Jesus' face with a white linen?
d'oh! d'oh!

born and raised!


Are you still being raised by parents?
Living hapo room iliyokuwa ya maid!

Sad Sad Sad

I was born and raised in town but not the city. sikuona faida ya lugha ya mama until 92 when i realised that ukiwa 'm....' utapigwa mishale. my innocence was shattered at that point - nilijaribu kujifunza nikiwa shule but it never worked out. I can hear it pretty well but the speaking bit ni kizungumkuti (I however have a trick up my sleeve. if you talk a mixture of kikuyu and english - you can pass as an educated kyuk. if you speak a mixture of kikuyu and swahili - you are seen as a mtu wa town ambaye hajui kikuyu). I can sing a couple of hymns but writing kyuk is a no-no... all those funny intonations.

Our own president who was brought up in Statehouse can speak the language sembuse wewe!!!!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Huyu @masukuma antuchezea akili hapa.

Ninamuliza kama yeye sio mkikuyu as we know them then why the bitter bile kati yake na @McReggae plus anything baba-says?
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

masukuma
#132 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 5:18:36 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
mawinder wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:

Kwani wewe ni kikuyu born-tao?

I thought wewe hutoka huko Dheka kwa kina @that guy who wiped Jesus' face with a white linen?
d'oh! d'oh!

born and raised!


Are you still being raised by parents?
Living hapo room iliyokuwa ya maid!

Sad Sad Sad

I was born and raised in town but not the city. sikuona faida ya lugha ya mama until 92 when i realised that ukiwa 'm....' utapigwa mishale. my innocence was shattered at that point - nilijaribu kujifunza nikiwa shule but it never worked out. I can hear it pretty well but the speaking bit ni kizungumkuti (I however have a trick up my sleeve. if you talk a mixture of kikuyu and english - you can pass as an educated kyuk. if you speak a mixture of kikuyu and swahili - you are seen as a mtu wa town ambaye hajui kikuyu). I can sing a couple of hymns but writing kyuk is a no-no... all those funny intonations.

Our own president who was brought up in Statehouse can speak the language sembuse wewe!!!!!!

ndio... sembuse mimi!
kwanza who told you the fellow grew up in statehouse? he grew up in gatundu the old man shoved them all off to gatundu and would be driven home every day.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Wamunyota
#133 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 5:27:49 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 6/23/2014
Posts: 1,652
Impunity wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
mawinder wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:

Kwani wewe ni kikuyu born-tao?

I thought wewe hutoka huko Dheka kwa kina @that guy who wiped Jesus' face with a white linen?
d'oh! d'oh!

born and raised!


Are you still being raised by parents?
Living hapo room iliyokuwa ya maid!

Sad Sad Sad

I was born and raised in town but not the city. sikuona faida ya lugha ya mama until 92 when i realised that ukiwa 'm....' utapigwa mishale. my innocence was shattered at that point - nilijaribu kujifunza nikiwa shule but it never worked out. I can hear it pretty well but the speaking bit ni kizungumkuti (I however have a trick up my sleeve. if you talk a mixture of kikuyu and english - you can pass as an educated kyuk. if you speak a mixture of kikuyu and swahili - you are seen as a mtu wa town ambaye hajui kikuyu). I can sing a couple of hymns but writing kyuk is a no-no... all those funny intonations.

Our own president who was brought up in Statehouse can speak the language sembuse wewe!!!!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Huyu @masukuma antuchezea akili hapa.

Ninamuliza kama yeye sio mkikuyu as we know them then why the bitter bile kati yake na @McReggae plus anything baba-says?
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

Totally agree.The most tribal people are the ones born and bred in mashinani.The impact of the tribal grand parents is all over.
Hutia Mundu!!
Coolio
#134 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 5:33:06 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/28/2008
Posts: 2,276
Location: Kibish
Ndí múkenya mwenda thayû!!!!!
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
wanyee
#135 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 6:13:47 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 7/17/2011
Posts: 627
Location: Mbui-Nzau, Kikumbulyu
?Masukuma is indian..Masu Kumar?smile is the ara (R) silent?
Impunity
#136 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 7:21:42 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
wanyee wrote:
?Masukuma is indian..Masu Kumar?smile is the ara (R) silent?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

@masukuma is a neo-kiuk.

Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

wanyee
#137 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 8:49:19 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 7/17/2011
Posts: 627
Location: Mbui-Nzau, Kikumbulyu
Impunity wrote:
wanyee wrote:
?Masukuma is indian..Masu Kumar?smile is the ara (R) silent?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

@masukuma is a neo-kiuk.


neo convert while running a sweatshop factory in Theeka or Roiro
masukuma
#138 Posted : Tuesday, June 24, 2014 9:22:26 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
Wamunyota wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
mawinder wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:

Kwani wewe ni kikuyu born-tao?

I thought wewe hutoka huko Dheka kwa kina @that guy who wiped Jesus' face with a white linen?
d'oh! d'oh!

born and raised!


Are you still being raised by parents?
Living hapo room iliyokuwa ya maid!

Sad Sad Sad

I was born and raised in town but not the city. sikuona faida ya lugha ya mama until 92 when i realised that ukiwa 'm....' utapigwa mishale. my innocence was shattered at that point - nilijaribu kujifunza nikiwa shule but it never worked out. I can hear it pretty well but the speaking bit ni kizungumkuti (I however have a trick up my sleeve. if you talk a mixture of kikuyu and english - you can pass as an educated kyuk. if you speak a mixture of kikuyu and swahili - you are seen as a mtu wa town ambaye hajui kikuyu). I can sing a couple of hymns but writing kyuk is a no-no... all those funny intonations.

Our own president who was brought up in Statehouse can speak the language sembuse wewe!!!!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Huyu @masukuma antuchezea akili hapa.

Ninamuliza kama yeye sio mkikuyu as we know them then why the bitter bile kati yake na @McReggae plus anything baba-says?
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

Totally agree.The most tribal people are the ones born and bred in mashinani.The impact of the tribal grand parents is all over.

wengine hapa ndio wanajifanya Ethnometers. kukosana na Makerenge au kutoagee with babu ndio SI unit ya 'tribalism'.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
PeterReborn
#139 Posted : Tuesday, June 24, 2014 9:49:47 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 1/3/2014
Posts: 1,063
masukuma wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
mawinder wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:

Kwani wewe ni kikuyu born-tao?

I thought wewe hutoka huko Dheka kwa kina @that guy who wiped Jesus' face with a white linen?
d'oh! d'oh!

born and raised!


Are you still being raised by parents?
Living hapo room iliyokuwa ya maid!

Sad Sad Sad

I was born and raised in town but not the city. sikuona faida ya lugha ya mama until 92 when i realised that ukiwa 'm....' utapigwa mishale. my innocence was shattered at that point - nilijaribu kujifunza nikiwa shule but it never worked out. I can hear it pretty well but the speaking bit ni kizungumkuti (I however have a trick up my sleeve. if you talk a mixture of kikuyu and english - you can pass as an educated kyuk. if you speak a mixture of kikuyu and swahili - you are seen as a mtu wa town ambaye hajui kikuyu). I can sing a couple of hymns but writing kyuk is a no-no... all those funny intonations.

Our own president who was brought up in Statehouse can speak the language sembuse wewe!!!!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Huyu @masukuma antuchezea akili hapa.

Ninamuliza kama yeye sio mkikuyu as we know them then why the bitter bile kati yake na @McReggae plus anything baba-says?
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

Totally agree.The most tribal people are the ones born and bred in mashinani.The impact of the tribal grand parents is all over.

wengine hapa ndio wanajifanya Ethnometers. kukosana na Makerenge au kutoagee with babu ndio SI unit ya 'tribalism'.

There is a correlation btwn the love and hate for Babu with Tribalism.Kikuyu tribalists hate babu.Luo tribalist worship and love Babu.Hio ni fact u can take to the bank
Consistency is better than intensity
Impunity
#140 Posted : Tuesday, June 24, 2014 9:52:35 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
wanyee wrote:
Impunity wrote:
wanyee wrote:
?Masukuma is indian..Masu Kumar?smile is the ara (R) silent?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

@masukuma is a neo-kiuk.


neo convert while running a sweatshop factory in Theeka or Roiro


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

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