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Impunity
#121 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 1:55:22 PM
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masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
washiku wrote:
masukuma wrote:
however... i have never really understood the phrase being 'Luo is a software'.... perhaps it came from someone who views software as being above their heads.


Its got something to do with their being associated with sophistication that is underlined by Gadgets, technology etc etc...

as a software developer i find the analogy a bit off and shady. anyone who knows that 'software' is a bunch of complied instructions to a computer cannot see the nexus.


By the way what good and funny things are kiuks identified with? Something with nice sio story ya dirty-mbecha, please tell me.

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

ona sasa.... where did 'kyuks' come in? I just wanted to get an explanation on the 'software' aspect that looks shady to me... someone saying
Being Kao is not a calling - it's a Jet engine!!


Tell us something nice and funny about the Kikuyus please, kama haiko just say NIL.


mimi sijui....


Thanks, kindly ask @washiku kama kuna anything funny about you people.

wewe ndio unataka kujua! wewe muulize bwana! unaniuliza nimuulize kwa nini?


You can put the question better in Kikuyu language.

too bad... i cannot speak enough kyuk to save my life much less write it! kusoma ni shida!


Kwani wewe ni kikuyu born-tao?

I thought wewe hutoka huko Dheka kwa kina @that guy who wiped Jesus' face with a white linen?
d'oh! d'oh!
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Magigi
#122 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 2:28:17 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
washiku wrote:
masukuma wrote:
however... i have never really understood the phrase being 'Luo is a software'.... perhaps it came from someone who views software as being above their heads.


Its got something to do with their being associated with sophistication that is underlined by Gadgets, technology etc etc...

as a software developer i find the analogy a bit off and shady. anyone who knows that 'software' is a bunch of complied instructions to a computer cannot see the nexus.


By the way what good and funny things are kiuks identified with? Something with nice sio story ya dirty-mbecha, please tell me.

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

Kikuyus are a 'comedy' by themselves. Look at a kiuk near you and you will find something to laugh at...from (deleted)
Impunity
#123 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 2:32:31 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
Magigi wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
washiku wrote:
masukuma wrote:
however... i have never really understood the phrase being 'Luo is a software'.... perhaps it came from someone who views software as being above their heads.


Its got something to do with their being associated with sophistication that is underlined by Gadgets, technology etc etc...

as a software developer i find the analogy a bit off and shady. anyone who knows that 'software' is a bunch of complied instructions to a computer cannot see the nexus.


By the way what good and funny things are kiuks identified with? Something with nice sio story ya dirty-mbecha, please tell me.

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

Kikuyus are a 'comedy' by themselves. Look at a kiuk near you and you will find something to laugh at...from (deleted)


I dont think there is anything nice from them and thats why you have deleted that post with a lightening speed!

Liar Liar Liar
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Magigi
#124 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 2:32:44 PM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Origi is not Kenyan but Luo!


Noted,but the software is like yours and mine, that's the fundamental!

smile smile

Tribal to the arse!...there should be a difference between you guys and maina kamanda, Aladwa etc


@magigi we know it hurts you so much especially when the greatest kao to have ever lived was one @Mulu Mutisya!!!

Sad Sad

At least we are a peaceful people, we respect others and love people...


I would rather stone people than be a sycophant styro ya @Mulu!

...@impunity...stoning people for no reason is the preoccupatipn of retards...and you fit that bill very comfortably. Cpme to machakos we teach you peace and what co-esistence means.
masukuma
#125 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 2:43:38 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,821
Location: Nairobi
Impunity wrote:

Kwani wewe ni kikuyu born-tao?

I thought wewe hutoka huko Dheka kwa kina @that guy who wiped Jesus' face with a white linen?
d'oh! d'oh!

born and raised!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Um Sayala
#126 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 3:56:41 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 12/17/2010
Posts: 1,163
Location: Sudan
Been away for a while so I'll start with greetings to all.
I've gone thro this thread and agree with most attributes about Luos. Very honest people, live and love communal/societal issues.
Only problem is PR, most will think they are doing you a favour (Technicians, mechanics etc) instead.
I once hired a canter in the evening when Omosh (owner) was about to close shop, I had to beg him to give me more time to load my stuff. To him, he should have closed the day's bizna and I was wasting his time ya kuenda ku-relax.
"Peace is our profession, War is our business" ...Unknown
Impunity
#127 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 4:00:32 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:

Kwani wewe ni kikuyu born-tao?

I thought wewe hutoka huko Dheka kwa kina @that guy who wiped Jesus' face with a white linen?
d'oh! d'oh!

born and raised!


Are you still being raised by parents?
Living hapo room iliyokuwa ya maid!

Sad Sad Sad
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

masukuma
#128 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 4:49:38 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,821
Location: Nairobi
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:

Kwani wewe ni kikuyu born-tao?

I thought wewe hutoka huko Dheka kwa kina @that guy who wiped Jesus' face with a white linen?
d'oh! d'oh!

born and raised!


Are you still being raised by parents?
Living hapo room iliyokuwa ya maid!

Sad Sad Sad

I was born and raised in town but not the city. sikuona faida ya lugha ya mama until 92 when i realised that ukiwa 'm....' utapigwa mishale. my innocence was shattered at that point - nilijaribu kujifunza nikiwa shule but it never worked out. I can hear it pretty well but the speaking bit ni kizungumkuti (I however have a trick up my sleeve. if you talk a mixture of kikuyu and english - you can pass as an educated kyuk. if you speak a mixture of kikuyu and swahili - you are seen as a mtu wa town ambaye hajui kikuyu). I can sing a couple of hymns but writing kyuk is a no-no... all those funny intonations.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
mawinder
#129 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 5:02:48 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 4/30/2008
Posts: 6,029
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:

Kwani wewe ni kikuyu born-tao?

I thought wewe hutoka huko Dheka kwa kina @that guy who wiped Jesus' face with a white linen?
d'oh! d'oh!

born and raised!


Are you still being raised by parents?
Living hapo room iliyokuwa ya maid!

Sad Sad Sad

I was born and raised in town but not the city. sikuona faida ya lugha ya mama until 92 when i realised that ukiwa 'm....' utapigwa mishale. my innocence was shattered at that point - nilijaribu kujifunza nikiwa shule but it never worked out. I can hear it pretty well but the speaking bit ni kizungumkuti (I however have a trick up my sleeve. if you talk a mixture of kikuyu and english - you can pass as an educated kyuk. if you speak a mixture of kikuyu and swahili - you are seen as a mtu wa town ambaye hajui kikuyu). I can sing a couple of hymns but writing kyuk is a no-no... all those funny intonations.

Our own president who was brought up in Statehouse can speak the language sembuse wewe!!!!!!
Wamunyota
#130 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 5:08:52 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 6/23/2014
Posts: 1,652
mawinder wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:

Kwani wewe ni kikuyu born-tao?

I thought wewe hutoka huko Dheka kwa kina @that guy who wiped Jesus' face with a white linen?
d'oh! d'oh!

born and raised!


Are you still being raised by parents?
Living hapo room iliyokuwa ya maid!

Sad Sad Sad

I was born and raised in town but not the city. sikuona faida ya lugha ya mama until 92 when i realised that ukiwa 'm....' utapigwa mishale. my innocence was shattered at that point - nilijaribu kujifunza nikiwa shule but it never worked out. I can hear it pretty well but the speaking bit ni kizungumkuti (I however have a trick up my sleeve. if you talk a mixture of kikuyu and english - you can pass as an educated kyuk. if you speak a mixture of kikuyu and swahili - you are seen as a mtu wa town ambaye hajui kikuyu). I can sing a couple of hymns but writing kyuk is a no-no... all those funny intonations.

Our own president who was brought up in Statehouse can speak the language sembuse wewe!!!!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Hutia Mundu!!
Impunity
#131 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 5:17:14 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
Wamunyota wrote:
mawinder wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:

Kwani wewe ni kikuyu born-tao?

I thought wewe hutoka huko Dheka kwa kina @that guy who wiped Jesus' face with a white linen?
d'oh! d'oh!

born and raised!


Are you still being raised by parents?
Living hapo room iliyokuwa ya maid!

Sad Sad Sad

I was born and raised in town but not the city. sikuona faida ya lugha ya mama until 92 when i realised that ukiwa 'm....' utapigwa mishale. my innocence was shattered at that point - nilijaribu kujifunza nikiwa shule but it never worked out. I can hear it pretty well but the speaking bit ni kizungumkuti (I however have a trick up my sleeve. if you talk a mixture of kikuyu and english - you can pass as an educated kyuk. if you speak a mixture of kikuyu and swahili - you are seen as a mtu wa town ambaye hajui kikuyu). I can sing a couple of hymns but writing kyuk is a no-no... all those funny intonations.

Our own president who was brought up in Statehouse can speak the language sembuse wewe!!!!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Huyu @masukuma antuchezea akili hapa.

Ninamuliza kama yeye sio mkikuyu as we know them then why the bitter bile kati yake na @McReggae plus anything baba-says?
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

masukuma
#132 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 5:18:36 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,821
Location: Nairobi
mawinder wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:

Kwani wewe ni kikuyu born-tao?

I thought wewe hutoka huko Dheka kwa kina @that guy who wiped Jesus' face with a white linen?
d'oh! d'oh!

born and raised!


Are you still being raised by parents?
Living hapo room iliyokuwa ya maid!

Sad Sad Sad

I was born and raised in town but not the city. sikuona faida ya lugha ya mama until 92 when i realised that ukiwa 'm....' utapigwa mishale. my innocence was shattered at that point - nilijaribu kujifunza nikiwa shule but it never worked out. I can hear it pretty well but the speaking bit ni kizungumkuti (I however have a trick up my sleeve. if you talk a mixture of kikuyu and english - you can pass as an educated kyuk. if you speak a mixture of kikuyu and swahili - you are seen as a mtu wa town ambaye hajui kikuyu). I can sing a couple of hymns but writing kyuk is a no-no... all those funny intonations.

Our own president who was brought up in Statehouse can speak the language sembuse wewe!!!!!!

ndio... sembuse mimi!
kwanza who told you the fellow grew up in statehouse? he grew up in gatundu the old man shoved them all off to gatundu and would be driven home every day.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Wamunyota
#133 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 5:27:49 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 6/23/2014
Posts: 1,652
Impunity wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
mawinder wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:

Kwani wewe ni kikuyu born-tao?

I thought wewe hutoka huko Dheka kwa kina @that guy who wiped Jesus' face with a white linen?
d'oh! d'oh!

born and raised!


Are you still being raised by parents?
Living hapo room iliyokuwa ya maid!

Sad Sad Sad

I was born and raised in town but not the city. sikuona faida ya lugha ya mama until 92 when i realised that ukiwa 'm....' utapigwa mishale. my innocence was shattered at that point - nilijaribu kujifunza nikiwa shule but it never worked out. I can hear it pretty well but the speaking bit ni kizungumkuti (I however have a trick up my sleeve. if you talk a mixture of kikuyu and english - you can pass as an educated kyuk. if you speak a mixture of kikuyu and swahili - you are seen as a mtu wa town ambaye hajui kikuyu). I can sing a couple of hymns but writing kyuk is a no-no... all those funny intonations.

Our own president who was brought up in Statehouse can speak the language sembuse wewe!!!!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Huyu @masukuma antuchezea akili hapa.

Ninamuliza kama yeye sio mkikuyu as we know them then why the bitter bile kati yake na @McReggae plus anything baba-says?
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

Totally agree.The most tribal people are the ones born and bred in mashinani.The impact of the tribal grand parents is all over.
Hutia Mundu!!
Coolio
#134 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 5:33:06 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/28/2008
Posts: 2,276
Location: Kibish
Ndí múkenya mwenda thayû!!!!!
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
wanyee
#135 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 6:13:47 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 7/17/2011
Posts: 627
Location: Mbui-Nzau, Kikumbulyu
?Masukuma is indian..Masu Kumar?smile is the ara (R) silent?
Impunity
#136 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 7:21:42 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
wanyee wrote:
?Masukuma is indian..Masu Kumar?smile is the ara (R) silent?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

@masukuma is a neo-kiuk.

Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

wanyee
#137 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2014 8:49:19 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 7/17/2011
Posts: 627
Location: Mbui-Nzau, Kikumbulyu
Impunity wrote:
wanyee wrote:
?Masukuma is indian..Masu Kumar?smile is the ara (R) silent?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

@masukuma is a neo-kiuk.


neo convert while running a sweatshop factory in Theeka or Roiro
masukuma
#138 Posted : Tuesday, June 24, 2014 9:22:26 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,821
Location: Nairobi
Wamunyota wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
mawinder wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:

Kwani wewe ni kikuyu born-tao?

I thought wewe hutoka huko Dheka kwa kina @that guy who wiped Jesus' face with a white linen?
d'oh! d'oh!

born and raised!


Are you still being raised by parents?
Living hapo room iliyokuwa ya maid!

Sad Sad Sad

I was born and raised in town but not the city. sikuona faida ya lugha ya mama until 92 when i realised that ukiwa 'm....' utapigwa mishale. my innocence was shattered at that point - nilijaribu kujifunza nikiwa shule but it never worked out. I can hear it pretty well but the speaking bit ni kizungumkuti (I however have a trick up my sleeve. if you talk a mixture of kikuyu and english - you can pass as an educated kyuk. if you speak a mixture of kikuyu and swahili - you are seen as a mtu wa town ambaye hajui kikuyu). I can sing a couple of hymns but writing kyuk is a no-no... all those funny intonations.

Our own president who was brought up in Statehouse can speak the language sembuse wewe!!!!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Huyu @masukuma antuchezea akili hapa.

Ninamuliza kama yeye sio mkikuyu as we know them then why the bitter bile kati yake na @McReggae plus anything baba-says?
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

Totally agree.The most tribal people are the ones born and bred in mashinani.The impact of the tribal grand parents is all over.

wengine hapa ndio wanajifanya Ethnometers. kukosana na Makerenge au kutoagee with babu ndio SI unit ya 'tribalism'.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
PeterReborn
#139 Posted : Tuesday, June 24, 2014 9:49:47 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 1/3/2014
Posts: 1,063
masukuma wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
mawinder wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:

Kwani wewe ni kikuyu born-tao?

I thought wewe hutoka huko Dheka kwa kina @that guy who wiped Jesus' face with a white linen?
d'oh! d'oh!

born and raised!


Are you still being raised by parents?
Living hapo room iliyokuwa ya maid!

Sad Sad Sad

I was born and raised in town but not the city. sikuona faida ya lugha ya mama until 92 when i realised that ukiwa 'm....' utapigwa mishale. my innocence was shattered at that point - nilijaribu kujifunza nikiwa shule but it never worked out. I can hear it pretty well but the speaking bit ni kizungumkuti (I however have a trick up my sleeve. if you talk a mixture of kikuyu and english - you can pass as an educated kyuk. if you speak a mixture of kikuyu and swahili - you are seen as a mtu wa town ambaye hajui kikuyu). I can sing a couple of hymns but writing kyuk is a no-no... all those funny intonations.

Our own president who was brought up in Statehouse can speak the language sembuse wewe!!!!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Huyu @masukuma antuchezea akili hapa.

Ninamuliza kama yeye sio mkikuyu as we know them then why the bitter bile kati yake na @McReggae plus anything baba-says?
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

Totally agree.The most tribal people are the ones born and bred in mashinani.The impact of the tribal grand parents is all over.

wengine hapa ndio wanajifanya Ethnometers. kukosana na Makerenge au kutoagee with babu ndio SI unit ya 'tribalism'.

There is a correlation btwn the love and hate for Babu with Tribalism.Kikuyu tribalists hate babu.Luo tribalist worship and love Babu.Hio ni fact u can take to the bank
Consistency is better than intensity
Impunity
#140 Posted : Tuesday, June 24, 2014 9:52:35 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
wanyee wrote:
Impunity wrote:
wanyee wrote:
?Masukuma is indian..Masu Kumar?smile is the ara (R) silent?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

@masukuma is a neo-kiuk.


neo convert while running a sweatshop factory in Theeka or Roiro


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

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