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kysse		#2491 Posted : Saturday, June 14, 2014 4:19:00 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth		Njung'e wrote: kysse wrote: Swenani wrote: What do you do when all of a sudden you get an a hard erection which cannot be suppressed just because your team lost yet you don't have moneyfor renting ffish? you are abnormal. Knock you knee hard with an empty beer or soda bottle. and what happens? relief or drop dead..just curious cz this is can great weapon to carry around...ok if one encounters a rapist.
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Njung'e		#2492 Posted : Saturday, June 14, 2014 4:25:15 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi		kysse wrote: Njung'e wrote: kysse wrote: Swenani wrote: What do you do when all of a sudden you get an a hard erection which cannot be suppressed just because your team lost yet you don't have moneyfor renting ffish? you are abnormal. Knock you knee hard with an empty beer or soda bottle. and what happens? relief or drop dead..just curious cz this is can great weapon to carry around...ok if one encounters a rapist. The landing gear collapses pap.If the knock is good enough,that should send the balls hiding up the scrotum for a couple of hours Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rankaz13		#2493 Posted : Sunday, June 15, 2014 12:08:23 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		Njung'e wrote: kysse wrote: Njung'e wrote: kysse wrote: Swenani wrote: What do you do when all of a sudden you get an a hard erection which cannot be suppressed just because your team lost yet you don't have moneyfor renting ffish? you are abnormal. Knock you knee hard with an empty beer or soda bottle. and what happens? relief or drop dead..just curious cz this is can great weapon to carry around...ok if one encounters a rapist. The landing gear collapses pap.If the knock is good enough,that should send the balls hiding up the scrotum for a couple of hours reminds me of wa Kigogoine's chronicles Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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AlphDoti		#2494 Posted : Sunday, June 15, 2014 12:17:37 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya		Angelica _ann wrote: washiku wrote: Swenani wrote: I have just done a lifetime investment to counter the alcoblow.Just bought my self a white kanzu and a marching muslim cap.Am told these alcoblow guys dont stop cars driven by muslims Hehehe...ngoja @Alph aone hii. Wewe kwisha. When high you will forget to wear it! Waaa you guys are out of this world, I'm imagining the drunk guy winding down his window and waving to the officer "Praise the lord sir!" Yaani you guys are going to this extent to fake? Why don't you just become a Muslim and all these problems will be forgotten. You get extra bonus from the savings and more quality time with family for being home early instead of visiting the locals. And you'll avoid the risk of alcoholism and other related ailments! What a benefit!
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AlphDoti		#2495 Posted : Sunday, June 15, 2014 12:19:54 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya		Rankaz13 wrote: Njung'e wrote: kysse wrote: Njung'e wrote: kysse wrote: Swenani wrote: What do you do when all of a sudden you get an a hard erection which cannot be suppressed just because your team lost yet you don't have moneyfor renting ffish? you are abnormal. Knock you knee hard with an empty beer or soda bottle. and what happens? relief or drop dead..just curious cz this is can great weapon to carry around...ok if one encounters a rapist. The landing gear collapses pap.If the knock is good enough,that should send the balls hiding up the scrotum for a couple of hours reminds me of wa Kigogoine's chronicles This is a solution prescribed by our forefathers. All wazees, those of us above 70s like guka and myself and others here know this old trick. Don't ask where we learnt this...
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Swenani		#2496 Posted : Sunday, June 15, 2014 12:34:30 PM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		AlphDoti wrote: Angelica _ann wrote: washiku wrote: Swenani wrote: I have just done a lifetime investment to counter the alcoblow.Just bought my self a white kanzu and a marching muslim cap.Am told these alcoblow guys dont stop cars driven by muslims Hehehe...ngoja @Alph aone hii. Wewe kwisha. When high you will forget to wear it! Waaa you guys are out of this world, I'm imagining the drunk guy winding down his window and waving to the officer "Praise the lord sir!" Yaani you guys are going to this extent to fake? Why don't you just become a Muslim and all these problems will be forgotten. You get extra bonus from the savings and more quality time with family for being home early instead of visiting the locals. And you'll avoid the risk of alcoholism and other related ailments! What a benefit! It won't be "won't be praise the Lord sir" you will be caught; it will be "Allah akbar (sp)" If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Buster		#2497 Posted : Sunday, June 15, 2014 2:41:25 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/17/2007 Posts: 1,345		AlphDoti wrote: Angelica _ann wrote: washiku wrote: Swenani wrote: I have just done a lifetime investment to counter the alcoblow.Just bought my self a white kanzu and a marching muslim cap.Am told these alcoblow guys dont stop cars driven by muslims Hehehe...ngoja @Alph aone hii. Wewe kwisha. When high you will forget to wear it! Waaa you guys are out of this world, I'm imagining the drunk guy winding down his window and waving to the officer "Praise the lord sir!" Yaani you guys are going to this extent to fake? Why don't you just become a Muslim and all these problems will be forgotten. You get extra bonus from the savings and more quality time with family for being home early instead of visiting the locals. And you'll avoid the risk of alcoholism and other related ailments! What a benefit! Had a great drinking Saturday with Muslims while watching football. Si they can buy and drink!!!! Wa!! Ndio I am waking up..
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Swenani		#2498 Posted : Sunday, June 15, 2014 2:53:15 PM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		Buster wrote: AlphDoti wrote: Angelica _ann wrote: washiku wrote: Swenani wrote: I have just done a lifetime investment to counter the alcoblow.Just bought my self a white kanzu and a marching muslim cap.Am told these alcoblow guys dont stop cars driven by muslims Hehehe...ngoja @Alph aone hii. Wewe kwisha. When high you will forget to wear it! Waaa you guys are out of this world, I'm imagining the drunk guy winding down his window and waving to the officer "Praise the lord sir!" Yaani you guys are going to this extent to fake? Why don't you just become a Muslim and all these problems will be forgotten. You get extra bonus from the savings and more quality time with family for being home early instead of visiting the locals. And you'll avoid the risk of alcoholism and other related ailments! What a benefit! Had a great drinking Saturday with Muslims while watching football. Si they can buy and drink!!!! Wa!! Ndio I am waking up.. are you talking about muslims or you just want to see AlphDoti's response? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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McReggae		#2499 Posted : Friday, June 20, 2014 12:12:48 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		A cold friday: It's time I did Whisky again\|!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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McReggae		#2500 Posted : Friday, June 20, 2014 12:14:21 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		Swenani wrote: AlphDoti wrote: Angelica _ann wrote: washiku wrote: Swenani wrote: I have just done a lifetime investment to counter the alcoblow.Just bought my self a white kanzu and a marching muslim cap.Am told these alcoblow guys dont stop cars driven by muslims Hehehe...ngoja @Alph aone hii. Wewe kwisha. When high you will forget to wear it! Waaa you guys are out of this world, I'm imagining the drunk guy winding down his window and waving to the officer "Praise the lord sir!" Yaani you guys are going to this extent to fake? Why don't you just become a Muslim and all these problems will be forgotten. You get extra bonus from the savings and more quality time with family for being home early instead of visiting the locals. And you'll avoid the risk of alcoholism and other related ailments! What a benefit! It won't be "won't be praise the Lord sir" you will be caught; it will be "Allah akbar (sp)" ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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