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Venting My Dirty Mind
aemathenge
#1 Posted : Friday, May 23, 2014 5:30:36 PM
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Citizens, I have a very dirty mind.

I have kept it in the closet for too long now but since I am seriously broke, I have decided to ventilate my dirty mind into a series of articles.

I promise that the English will be readable and not sheng or any other generic.

I have given each article a price of Kshs. 250.00 and would like to hear your responses.

I chose sokolangu.com as the medium for I do not wish to interact directly with my clients and I am sure my prospective clients do not wish to.

You may be asked for many details in the procedure for making a purchase but just give false information where you feel your privacy would be trodden upon.

However, the most important data is an email address where the article will be delivered for the article is in Ms Word form.

My best article so far can be accessed thus:

http://sokolangu.com/ind...hp?controller=order-opc

Enjoy.
aemathenge
#2 Posted : Friday, May 23, 2014 7:05:59 PM
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Wow.

From SME section to Club Skenge in less than one hour.

I am either blacklisted or Messrs Administrators have upped their game.
murchr
#3 Posted : Friday, May 23, 2014 7:08:57 PM
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"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Impunity
#4 Posted : Friday, May 23, 2014 7:34:41 PM
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aemathenge wrote:
Wow.

From SME section to Club Skenge in less than one hour.

I am either blacklisted or Messrs Administrators have upped their game.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Lolest!
#5 Posted : Friday, May 23, 2014 9:42:56 PM
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Pole hegoat. Talk to us section. Maybe she wants wazua to talk you out of the idea!
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aemathenge
#6 Posted : Tuesday, May 27, 2014 5:57:14 PM
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Thank you very much Citizens of the Virtual Republic for your support.

This calls for a free sample in gratitude.

Enjoy.
pleasecallme
#7 Posted : Tuesday, May 27, 2014 7:13:33 PM
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aemathenge wrote:
Thank you very much Citizens of the Virtual Republic for your support.

This calls for a free sample in gratitude.

Enjoy.



Quite well articulated Drool Drool Drool
You kill bird...bird dead snake come.
aemathenge
#8 Posted : Sunday, June 08, 2014 3:47:32 PM
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aemathenge
#9 Posted : Sunday, June 08, 2014 4:19:12 PM
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aemathenge
#10 Posted : Monday, June 09, 2014 8:45:52 AM
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aemathenge wrote:
One for the Ladies of the Virtual Republic of Wazua.

Enjoy 24 pages of the best Black Forest Cake of the mind.

My sincere and heartfelt apologies for the poor link My Ladies.

The correct link is as here. Again my apologies. Enjoy.
Mukiri
#11 Posted : Monday, June 09, 2014 9:20:34 AM
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aemathenge wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
One for the Ladies of the Virtual Republic of Wazua.

Enjoy 24 pages of the best Black Forest Cake of the mind.

My sincere and heartfelt apologies for the poor link My Ladies.

The correct link is as here. Again my apologies. Enjoy.

A sad story about a shitrag, that gets used and dumped, by older female colleagues. Someone with little or no sense of self worth.

Proverbs 19:21
2012
#12 Posted : Monday, June 09, 2014 9:52:15 AM
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Great writing! Are you published?

BBI will solve it
:)
aemathenge
#13 Posted : Monday, June 09, 2014 10:15:07 AM
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2012 wrote:
Great writing! Are you published?

I have not thought that far yet. I am in a financial fix and after much soul searching, I realized the only thing I do well is write.

The blogs and Face Book offer me an opportunity to put the stories up and small scale businesses put up adverts for a small fee.

This means more sufurias of ugali for my table, so to speak.

Grand you like the writing. It is the result of too much Robert Ludlum and Wilbur Smith in my youth.
aemathenge
#14 Posted : Tuesday, June 10, 2014 1:07:53 PM
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Aaaaargh!!!

Now Face Book have refused to grant access to my links.

Very well. Let us try Google Documents.

Enjoy 21 pages of Black Forest Cake my Ladies.
aemathenge
#15 Posted : Wednesday, June 11, 2014 10:15:14 AM
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We met last evening. It was a long time, we agreed.

"What do you do nowadays?" She asked.

"Well, I write nasty stories that reside deep in my dirty mind" I said with a straight face.

"Oh really?" She gashed. I have a dirty little story, would you write it for me? She asked.

"Of course. Tell it to me." I said.

Well folks, here goes. It is cold and that cup of whatever poison you take will not be good enough, so partake to your mind of a hot cup of..... and help battle the cold.

Enjoy.
kysse
#16 Posted : Wednesday, June 11, 2014 10:00:37 PM
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hee!! no comment. You ought to meet again at the priest.Laughing out loudly
Afrisav
#17 Posted : Wednesday, June 11, 2014 11:02:17 PM
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Very interesting


ROMANS 8:28
aemathenge
#18 Posted : Thursday, June 12, 2014 1:48:46 PM
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Niece? daughter? grand daughter?

It is complicated. The relationships we have and the emotions that go with these relationships, be they good or bad.

This one was difficult in writing. It does not feel..... right? I do not know. Read.

Enjoy? I do not know.
aemathenge
#19 Posted : Friday, June 13, 2014 1:47:55 PM
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aemathenge wrote:
Niece? daughter? grand daughter?

It is complicated. The relationships we have and the emotions that go with these relationships, be they good or bad.

This one was difficult in writing. It does not feel..... right? I do not know. Read.

Enjoy? I do not know.

A twist in this tale.

It still does not sit well on my soul but my dirty mind has it that it has to be out there.

Same link for the full story, twenty pages of it.

Enjoy? I do not know.[/quote]
Afrisav
#20 Posted : Friday, June 13, 2014 9:39:08 PM
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Your mind is indeed very dirty.......yak!
ROMANS 8:28
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