APART FROM TINTED WINDOWS, THE
FOLLOWING
DIRECTIVES WERE MADE IN ORDER TO CURB
TERRORISM ..
1. Anybody found drinking guiness,
kingfisher, cellar cask,
and any other drink whose bottle is tinted
will have his or
her drink impounded. People should drink
bluemoon,
chang'aa, countryman and kibao etc to avoid
chances of
terrorism.
2. Ladies found preferring tall and DARK,
men will be
impounded forthwith. To curb terrorism,
ladies must prefer
tall and white men. Under this directive
therefore, the
government through the ministry of internal
security will offer
free bleaches to men who are potential
suspects. Such dark
men must be hiding explosives under their
skin.
3. Anybody found in possession of a black
and white tv set
with coloured screens will have their tvs
impounded.
4. Anybody found found with sun glasses will
have them
impounded. What explosives are you hiding
in your eyes??
5. Any kenyan who has dark hair must visit
the nearest
police station and surrender that hair to
avoid being
impounded. Kenyans must be blonde to curb
terrorism.
6. Darkness has been banned. It is a criminal
offence to tell
someone goodnight at night. If you wish to
tell someone
goodnight say it during a clear day when the
sun is up to
reduce chances of terrorism.
7. Switching off the lights in your house will
be taken as a
terrorist activity. Leave the lights on to
reduce cases of
terrorism.
# stay clear, avoid dark things, be an anti
terrorist!