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Gathige
#11 Posted : Saturday, April 19, 2014 9:04:42 PM
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Kenyan cops will have to skate with both their legs and hands to ensure center of gravity. Otherwise they will all end in Kanju ditches.
"Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least." Goethe
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newfarer
#12 Posted : Saturday, April 19, 2014 9:16:40 PM
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Gathige wrote:
Kenyan cops will have to skate with both their legs and hands to ensure center of gravity. Otherwise they will all end in Kanju ditches.

hahaha but still the potbellies will get stuck in the ditches
punda amecheka
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kysse
#13 Posted : Saturday, April 19, 2014 9:23:26 PM
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newfarer wrote:
Gathige wrote:
Kenyan cops will have to skate with both their legs and hands to ensure center of gravity. Otherwise they will all end in Kanju ditches.

hahaha but still the potbellies will get stuck in the ditches


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly evil! .the towing vehicles will be at hand to pull them out.
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Buster
#14 Posted : Saturday, April 19, 2014 9:36:02 PM
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kysse wrote:
Coming to a street near you...Bensoudas on Skates.smile
(who knows where the one and only sang disappeared to)

Quote:
By December,the AP's will be patrolling the streets on skates, a tactic AP spokesman Masoud Munyi says will scare muggers, pickpockets and car mirror thieves off the streets.

Rink DN




smile hapa... naona people like swenani deliberately breaking the law ndio washikwe.

Can our congested streets support this kind of patrol?




He is in Buru cop station in charge of traffic.
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newfarer
#15 Posted : Saturday, April 19, 2014 9:45:55 PM
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probably a geneous way of doing away with so many pregnant policemen we see around.

punda amecheka
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sparkly
#16 Posted : Monday, April 21, 2014 8:15:05 AM
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This can work in leafy suburbs of Karen, Westlands, Runda, Spring valley. Downtown Nairobi where most of the petty crimes happen with human&vehicle congestion, ditches, non-existent pavements, impassable alleys will be a challenge. For such arrears the temporary police booths/"kioks" were a good idea.
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Siringi
#17 Posted : Monday, April 21, 2014 8:30:28 AM
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butterflyke wrote:
I hope they are also looking at the fitness of the police officers cos I cant some of them balancing on the roller skates



@PoliceKE started with the trim n fit ones fresh from Kiganjo smile very clever this Ole Lenku and IG Kimaiyo guys

tweeps say akina Kipwewe arap Kip mimi were given preference imagine


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Gathige
#18 Posted : Monday, April 21, 2014 10:12:19 AM
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Siringi wrote:
butterflyke wrote:
I hope they are also looking at the fitness of the police officers cos I cant some of them balancing on the roller skates



@PoliceKE started with the trim n fit ones fresh from Kiganjo smile very clever this Ole Lenku and IG Kimaiyo guys

tweeps say akina Kipwewe arap Kip mimi were given preference imagine





Need for speed and fitness must have been a key consideration. Others can only skate on their butts
"Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least." Goethe
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harrydre
#19 Posted : Monday, April 21, 2014 6:38:22 PM
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Gathige wrote:
Siringi wrote:
butterflyke wrote:
I hope they are also looking at the fitness of the police officers cos I cant some of them balancing on the roller skates



@PoliceKE started with the trim n fit ones fresh from Kiganjo smile very clever this Ole Lenku and IG Kimaiyo guys

tweeps say akina Kipwewe arap Kip mimi were given preference imagine





Need for speed and fitness must have been a key consideration. Others can only skate on their butts


very encouraging and will ensure they keep fit!!
i.am.back!!!!
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