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Breaking News!! Makaburi Dead??
guru267
#71 Posted : Wednesday, April 02, 2014 3:09:35 AM
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Aya basi... If the stance is going to be a bullet for a bullet let's see who has more stamina! I remember USA and NATO were this hard headed when they were still fresh in Afghanistan and Iraq.. 13 years later and every country is tripping over themselves to get their troops the hell out of there and I'm actually hearing talk of dialogue! I have a feeling a few years from now Kenyans and AMISOM will be in the same boat Sad
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Tokyo
#72 Posted : Wednesday, April 02, 2014 3:21:59 AM
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They should have crushed his balls and let him die slowly. Or maybe he need them for his 72 virgins
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murchr
#73 Posted : Wednesday, April 02, 2014 4:02:25 AM
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guru267 wrote:
Aya basi... If the stance is going to be a bullet for a bullet let's see who has more stamina! I remember USA and NATO were this hard headed when they were still fresh in Afghanistan and Iraq.. 13 years later and every country is tripping over themselves to get their troops the hell out of there and I'm actually hearing talk of dialogue! I have a feeling a few years from now Kenyans and AMISOM will be in the same boat Sad
Mbona unaenda mbali? Remember Mungiki? Matakwei?
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Siringi
#74 Posted : Wednesday, April 02, 2014 5:01:45 AM
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Buster wrote:
Bigchick wrote:
The burial is underway at Tudor Cemetry.Tension around the area. Youths causing chaos around Majengo but GSU around in large numbers to deal with them. Kenya is better without him. That one was for Baby Osinyo.
On twitter, "BULLET LEFT BABY OSINYA'S BRAIN FOR MAKABURI'S HEAD"
A good one however could be some wznugu thought he was carrying the court compensation in cash @SHOCO Wewe ni sheikh? word on the street is that the likes of makaburi prefer small virgin boysd'oh! d'oh!
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Alba
#75 Posted : Wednesday, April 02, 2014 5:30:18 AM
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Muslims are irrational. Whether Kenya was in Somalia or not, muslims would still attack Kenya. It was they who threw the first punch . Funny Makaburi later twisted it to suggest that Kenya provoked muslims. I used to be a lukewarm supporter of the Palestine cause. But now that Kenya has come under constant attack from muslim terrorists, my mood now varies between indifference to outright support for Israel. If you look at the US for example, support for Israel and Palestine used to be 50-50. But support for Israel has spiked since 2001. It partially explains why the peace process is dead and Israel now takes Palestinian land with abandon. http://www.gallup.com/po...road-support-israel.aspx These very same youth at the coast who are rioting are the ones most affected by the drop in tourism numbers they are causing. Their mentality is plain irrational.
CLK
#76 Posted : Wednesday, April 02, 2014 6:42:08 AM
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Thought it was an April Fools day prank. I hope when i die people will not celebrate this much, condolences to his family for the loss. And may he rest in peace.
masukuma
#77 Posted : Wednesday, April 02, 2014 6:45:24 AM
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SHOCO wrote:
The question here is about his status as a shahid(martyr).Martyrdom which guarantees all the above is not properly defined and ranges from dying in battle to dying as a result of plague. Allah(swt) had predesitined everything: Whoever Allah guides - he is the [rightly] guided; and whoever He sends astray - it is those who are the losers. And We have certainly created for Hell many of the jinn and mankind. They have hearts with which they do not understand, they have eyes with which they do not see, and they have ears with which they do not hear. Those are like livestock; rather, they are more astray. It is they who are the heedless. quran 7.178 and 179 Since he had said he desired death ,that was irrelevant. This issue of virgins needs clarification.The precise number of virgins (72 in number) doesn;'t appear in the Quran.Neither does it appear in the 3 most referenced hadiths Bukhari,Muslim or Tabari. All we know , however is the Muumin(believer) is promised virgins and wine in Jannah(paradise). Indeed, for the righteous is attainment,Gardens and grapevines,And full-breasted [companions] of equal age,And a full cup. Quran 78:31 onwards Indeed, We have produced the women of Paradise in a [new] creation And made them virgins,Devoted [to their husbands] and of equal age Quran 56:35-37 Fair ones reserved in pavilions,So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny? Untouched before them by man or jinni quran 55:72-74 The pavilions here are described as having limitless number of virgins: Allah’s Apostle (The blessing and peace of Allah be upon him) said: "In Paradise there is a pavilion made of a single hollow pearl sixty miles wide, in each corner of which there are wives who will not see those in the other corners; and the believers will visit and enjoy them." Sahih Bukhari 6:60:402 However Fatwas have been issued to validate the 72 virgins hadith and so this teaching is very popular among the youth. Abu Umama narrated: "The Messenger of God said, 'Everyone that God admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the [female] dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis.' " Sunan Ibn Maja, Zuhd (Book of Abstinence) 3 The Holy Prophet said: 'The believer will be given such and such strength in Paradise for sexual intercourse. It was questioned: O prophet of Allah! can he do that? He said: "He will be given the strength of one hundred persons. Mishkat al-Masabih, Book 4, Ch. 42, No. 24 "Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing v(censored)as." Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, houris=virgins Madam admin,these are religious texts am quoting and I have no intention of malice am only giving information so that we can rest this(72 virgins) case forever on this forum.
it's not the Quran or Hadiths that give the count as 72! it's a pervert sheikh Abu Umama who also said
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Everyone that God admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the [female] dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous s*x organs and he will have an ever-erect pine.
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Amores
#78 Posted : Wednesday, April 02, 2014 6:59:21 AM
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@)Alphdoti,why did you need another account to explain about the virgins?
I am happy
Lolest!
#79 Posted : Wednesday, April 02, 2014 7:14:20 AM
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CLK wrote:
Thought it was an April Fools day prank. I hope when i die people will not celebrate this much, condolences to his family for the loss. And may he rest in peace.
ati Rest in Peace? You have a perpetually erect Benis Laughing out loudly and you start resting? With wives who are so many that they don't even get to see their companions? He has probably started with the 2 houris as @shoco tells us. Haki Islam is funny Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly bt on a serious note, we probably need to listen to guru and find a softer way out of this. You cant reason with a man who believes that after killing your kids he will get a perpetually erect Benis. This is more complicated than Mungiki or SLDF
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
mawinder
#80 Posted : Wednesday, April 02, 2014 7:20:39 AM
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When Makaburi is killed they know the killers but when our people are killed in churches they claim it is criminals.These terrorists aargh.Anyway congratulations are in order for the killers,we dont need to waste time clogging our judiciary system with such cases.However his corpse should have been brought to Uhuru park and fed to pigs to teach his supporters a lesson.
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