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Tyranny of idlers
Jus Blazin
#51 Posted : Tuesday, March 25, 2014 9:03:43 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/23/2008
Posts: 3,966
Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
washiku wrote:


@Wanakura emburi?
So casual...

Na hiyo ni soup aish yawa Applause Applause Applause

Sasa angekura mburi akiwa kwa ndege na hakuna thufu ya kuteremsha huko?
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Euge
#52 Posted : Tuesday, March 25, 2014 10:48:15 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 8/4/2008
Posts: 2,849
Location: Rupi
poundfoolish wrote:
harrydre wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
Impunity wrote:
nakujua wrote:
McReggae wrote:
nakujua wrote:
some people think work entails reporting to an office at 8 and leaving at 5, and asking for permission in case one needs to step out


Yeah right, of cause work involvles doing business/jua kali and stepping out without permission to see the president's convoy.....ISORAIT!!!!

some people think work involves doing business/jua kali and stepping out without permission to see the president. smile


while others believe work enatails pick pocketing people at such road side rallies!
ISFINE!

smile

Just wondering, whats the difference between those "idling" watching their president and those "idling" behind their computers typing away just like am doingd'oh! d'oh! d'oh!


You will steal a minute or two to wazua and go back to your work or even multi task. On the other hand, that so called jua kali con artist left home at dawn to go front line to see the president. Kitengela must be leading in terms of jua kali work force just looking at that pic.


To be very honest.. i think a pickpocket worth his name should have identified this opportunity and skipped CBD for Kitengela for this day. Same way other professions know when a military ship has docked, when the majonnies will be in Naivasha,and when they move to Nanyuki.

Just look at that crowd. that is quite a market... easy to pick, very distracted, all gathered in the same location for you.
What more can 'a man of his own trade' ask for?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly
Lord, thank you!
Euge
#53 Posted : Tuesday, March 25, 2014 10:50:43 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 8/4/2008
Posts: 2,849
Location: Rupi
Njung'e wrote:
Poor Hyenas.


Eish guka. Nini tenasmile
Lord, thank you!
Euge
#54 Posted : Wednesday, March 26, 2014 7:52:14 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 8/4/2008
Posts: 2,849
Location: Rupi
washiku wrote:


Why are they sitting on the chair "sideways"?
Lord, thank you!
MKWASI
#55 Posted : Wednesday, March 26, 2014 7:58:18 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 4/20/2012
Posts: 888
washiku wrote:
MKWASI wrote:
If the crowd is an indicator of what will happen in three year's time. One should have every reason to live in a far country.


Why?


No need to compete with the duo. It is better to rest in a far country such as US.
Euge
#56 Posted : Wednesday, March 26, 2014 7:59:18 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 8/4/2008
Posts: 2,849
Location: Rupi
poundfoolish wrote:
harrydre wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
Impunity wrote:
nakujua wrote:
McReggae wrote:
nakujua wrote:
some people think work entails reporting to an office at 8 and leaving at 5, and asking for permission in case one needs to step out


Yeah right, of cause work involvles doing business/jua kali and stepping out without permission to see the president's convoy.....ISORAIT!!!!

some people think work involves doing business/jua kali and stepping out without permission to see the president. smile


while others believe work enatails pick pocketing people at such road side rallies!
ISFINE!

smile

Just wondering, whats the difference between those "idling" watching their president and those "idling" behind their computers typing away just like am doingd'oh! d'oh! d'oh!


You will steal a minute or two to wazua and go back to your work or even multi task. On the other hand, that so called jua kali con artist left home at dawn to go front line to see the president. Kitengela must be leading in terms of jua kali work force just looking at that pic.


To be very honest.. i think a pickpocket worth his name should have identified this opportunity and skipped CBD for Kitengela for this day. Same way other professions know when a military ship has docked, when the majonnies will be in Naivasha,and when they move to Nanyuki.

Just look at that crowd. that is quite a market... easy to pick, very distracted, all gathered in the same location for you.
What more can 'a man of his own trade' ask for?


@Pound you can start training sessions for pickpockets - on how to spot business opportunities etc....smile
Lord, thank you!
poundfoolish
#57 Posted : Wednesday, March 26, 2014 10:08:12 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/2/2009
Posts: 2,458
Location: Nairobi
Euge wrote:
poundfoolish wrote:
harrydre wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
Impunity wrote:
nakujua wrote:
McReggae wrote:
nakujua wrote:
some people think work entails reporting to an office at 8 and leaving at 5, and asking for permission in case one needs to step out


Yeah right, of cause work involvles doing business/jua kali and stepping out without permission to see the president's convoy.....ISORAIT!!!!

some people think work involves doing business/jua kali and stepping out without permission to see the president. smile


while others believe work enatails pick pocketing people at such road side rallies!
ISFINE!

smile

Just wondering, whats the difference between those "idling" watching their president and those "idling" behind their computers typing away just like am doingd'oh! d'oh! d'oh!


You will steal a minute or two to wazua and go back to your work or even multi task. On the other hand, that so called jua kali con artist left home at dawn to go front line to see the president. Kitengela must be leading in terms of jua kali work force just looking at that pic.


To be very honest.. i think a pickpocket worth his name should have identified this opportunity and skipped CBD for Kitengela for this day. Same way other professions know when a military ship has docked, when the majonnies will be in Naivasha,and when they move to Nanyuki.

Just look at that crowd. that is quite a market... easy to pick, very distracted, all gathered in the same location for you.
What more can 'a man of his own trade' ask for?


@Pound you can start training sessions for pickpockets - on how to spot business opportunities etc....smile


What are the chances he is stopping at Kitengela again today?
That having been said. What time will be be arriving back. leo kuna Jam mtaani.. that means we shift from pickpocketing to plucking side mirrors.

There is indeed good in everything under the sun..harvest time is anytime.
washiku
#58 Posted : Wednesday, March 26, 2014 10:19:29 AM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Euge wrote:
washiku wrote:


Why are they sitting on the chair "sideways"?


Ni kurelax. Plus there is that small issue of Bensouda. You have to shield yourself from her in whatever way possible.

Gathige
#59 Posted : Wednesday, March 26, 2014 10:20:15 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/29/2011
Posts: 2,242
washiku wrote:


UMK seems to have too much ribs on his plate and WSR plate looks empty or he was served fry?
"Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least." Goethe
matata
#60 Posted : Wednesday, March 26, 2014 10:34:55 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 11/7/2011
Posts: 410
washiku wrote:
Euge wrote:
washiku wrote:


Why are they sitting on the chair "sideways"?


Ni kurelax. Plus there is that small issue of Bensouda. You have to shield yourself from her in whatever way possible.




Kenyans are very creative!
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