Wazua
»
Club SK
»
Life
»
Now Swalleh Mdoe pia yuko ndani!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
|
That time I prophesied is fast approaching though! Rink Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
|
|
|
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
|
Impunity wrote:That time I prophesied is fast approaching though! Rink Anashindwa kulipa hio pesa kidogo ana prefer aibu ndogo ndogo? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
|
|
|
Rank: Member Joined: 9/30/2013 Posts: 659
|
Atafakari hayo. If you stay ready, no need to get ready.
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
|
Pedes wrote:Atafakari hayo. That ka-thing between the women's legs has made man equally happy and sad! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
|
|
|
Rank: New-farer Joined: 9/28/2011 Posts: 86
|
Wanaume humu kama mabinti..
Tafakari hayo.
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/3/2008 Posts: 4,057 Location: Gwitu
|
Wooi Wooi! Every man's nightmare! Who doesn't have skeletons in his cabinet? Truth forever on the scaffold
Wrong forever on the throne
(James Russell Rowell)
|
|
|
Rank: Member Joined: 12/7/2010 Posts: 520 Location: Epicentre - Ngamia 1
|
Another one bites the dust!@Magigi, how much for the koteka? Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs - Farrah Gray.
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
|
Forester wrote:Another one bites the dust!@Magigi, how much for the koteka? I think all productive men should now compel themselves to wear koteka.  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
|
|
|
Rank: New-farer Joined: 7/20/2010 Posts: 81 Location: humu nchini
|
@ impunity....Swaleh ako ndani...more info pls... niko mslow...ama niko nyuma
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
|
Blackout wrote:@ impunity....Swaleh ako ndani...more info pls... niko mslow...ama niko nyuma Kuna rink pale juu, just follow the steps! In short kituamba chake kiko motoni! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/28/2008 Posts: 2,276 Location: Kibish
|
I can't share my hard earned cash! I would rather resign. Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
|
|
|
Rank: New-farer Joined: 7/20/2010 Posts: 81 Location: humu nchini
|
hmm hiyo sio news, ni vile huyo ametokelezea.....
am sure he may have more that 5...
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
|
Quote:
Kenyans woke up to the news that their favourite TV news anchor Swaleh Mdoe is broke and in need of financial assistance, ASAP.
Speaking to Word Is, Swaleh said, "Yes, I'm broke and that is a fact of life. I have pressing financial issues that need to be resolved and the bank cannot top up and help me."
The Citizen Swahili news anchor has decided to sell one of his kidneys in the hopes that he will get some money in return.
waleh refused to explain what the nature of his financial issue is but insisted that the timelines for his need for the money is "as soon as next week."
If you need to get in touch with Swaleh Mdoe call him on 0722733130.
Tafakari hayo.
https://www.the-star.co....hor-swaleh-mdoe_c1715939
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 6,592 Location: Nairobi
|
[quote=Lolest!] Quote:
Kenyans woke up to the news that their favourite TV news anchor Swaleh Mdoe is broke and in need of financial assistance, ASAP.
Speaking to Word Is, Swaleh said, "Yes, I'm broke and that is a fact of life. I have pressing financial issues that need to be resolved and the bank cannot top up and help me."
The Citizen Swahili news anchor has decided to sell one of his kidneys in the hopes that he will get some money in return.
waleh refused to explain what the nature of his financial issue is but insisted that the timelines for his need for the money is "as soon as next week."
If you need to get in touch with Swaleh Mdoe call him on 0722733130.
Tafakari hayo.
https://www.the-star.co....or-swaleh-mdoe_c1715939[/quote] Is this a joke? The guy takes home about 700k!? If this story is true then his debt is way much higher and with more dangerous people than the banks. Banks don't take the route of humiliating their debtor as it achieves no results.
BBI will solve it :)
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.
|
2012 wrote:[quote=Lolest!] Quote:
Kenyans woke up to the news that their favourite TV news anchor Swaleh Mdoe is broke and in need of financial assistance, ASAP.
Speaking to Word Is, Swaleh said, "Yes, I'm broke and that is a fact of life. I have pressing financial issues that need to be resolved and the bank cannot top up and help me."
The Citizen Swahili news anchor has decided to sell one of his kidneys in the hopes that he will get some money in return.
waleh refused to explain what the nature of his financial issue is but insisted that the timelines for his need for the money is "as soon as next week."
If you need to get in touch with Swaleh Mdoe call him on 0722733130.
Tafakari hayo.
https://www.the-star.co....or-swaleh-mdoe_c1715939[/quote] Is this a joke? The guy takes home about 700k!? If this story is true then his debt is way much higher and with more dangerous people than the banks. Banks don't take the route of humiliating their debtor as it achieves no results. He did not say he owes the bank,he says banks have refused to top up. I am not surprised that he is broke. The more you earn the more you spend. With a salo of 700k,you don't expect the guy to stay in Buru,you don't expect him to drive a Lakini,you don't expect him to have a low maintainance mama and neither do you expect his kids to go to public schools.All the above are way past his 700k.Then no savings. It looks like a matter of life and death or he is seeking sympathy. Can all the ladies unite in assisting this guy.We need to keep seeing his good looks. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
|
Where is his wife in all these? He is Muslim,does he have more than one wife? May be he is selling kidney to hat more to treat more serious illness like cancer. Who knows? Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
|
Where is his wife in all these? He is Muslim,does he have more than one wife? May be he is selling kidney to hat more to treat more serious illness like cancer. Who knows? Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 11/15/2011 Posts: 4,518
|
What does the law state? Is it a 10m fine or 10yrs imprisonment? If the sale of human organs didn't have any controls only a handful of adult Kenyans would be walking around with a pair of each organ. A country of odd looking one eyed, one legged, tongueless creatures kenya would be Donate he can anytime. This is marketing a jicho pevu. "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/29/2011 Posts: 2,242
|
Bigchick wrote:2012 wrote:[quote=Lolest!] Quote:
Kenyans woke up to the news that their favourite TV news anchor Swaleh Mdoe is broke and in need of financial assistance, ASAP.
Speaking to Word Is, Swaleh said, "Yes, I'm broke and that is a fact of life. I have pressing financial issues that need to be resolved and the bank cannot top up and help me."
The Citizen Swahili news anchor has decided to sell one of his kidneys in the hopes that he will get some money in return.
waleh refused to explain what the nature of his financial issue is but insisted that the timelines for his need for the money is "as soon as next week."
If you need to get in touch with Swaleh Mdoe call him on 0722733130.
Tafakari hayo.
https://www.the-star.co....or-swaleh-mdoe_c1715939[/quote] Is this a joke? The guy takes home about 700k!? If this story is true then his debt is way much higher and with more dangerous people than the banks. Banks don't take the route of humiliating their debtor as it achieves no results. He did not say he owes the bank,he says banks have refused to top up. I am not surprised that he is broke. The more you earn the more you spend. With a salo of 700k,you don't expect the guy to stay in Buru,you don't expect him to drive a Lakini,you don't expect him to have a low maintainance mama and neither do you expect his kids to go to public schools.All the above are way past his 700k.Then no savings. It looks like a matter of life and death or he is seeking sympathy. Can all the ladies unite in assisting this guy.We need to keep seeing his good looks.
Maybe the looks are what has landed him in the hole is is in already. Let him not dig any further. "Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least." Goethe
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
|
essyk wrote:What does the law state?
Is it a 10m fine or 10yrs imprisonment?
If the sale of human organs didn't have any controls only a handful of adult Kenyans would be walking around with a pair of each organ.
A country of odd looking one eyed, one legged, tongueless creatures kenya would be
Donate he can anytime.
This is marketing a jicho pevu. Actually, it is haram to sell any of your body organs Islamic law. He probably made a joke and people took it seriously. So I don't think it is true... Or it could be a stunt to attract people to citizen TV... People got tired of "story za Babu"
|
|
|
Wazua
»
Club SK
»
Life
»
Now Swalleh Mdoe pia yuko ndani!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forum Jump
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.
|