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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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majimaji wrote:captain kirk wrote:@Jag, go for it. Nairobi car hire services 45,000 daily 6:30 a.m to 6:00 pm in Nbi. I suggest @ Swenani hook you up with a hot looking decently dressed fish to complete the picture.Remember what Kabogo said about marriage and leadership and single people. I have several fishes you can choose from, 5k per day. no extras.  @Majimaji...giving out fish? Iko majimaji pia?
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/11/2008 Posts: 401
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Swenani wrote:ZZE123 wrote:McReggae wrote:jaggernaut wrote:My former primary school has invited me for a harambee next weekend and I want to hire a RR sports (strictly a black KBX or KBY) so that i can make a grand entry at the function.
I have hired my taxi guy to be my driver for the day, and the bouncer at my local to act as my bodyguard. My Toyota will act as a chase car.
The arrangement is that when we arrive at the function, my bodyguard will enthusiastically open the car door for me, salute me, and also carry my briefcase containing the donation, while the driver will park the car, spend the whole time wiping the dust off the car etc, and pick me at the dias after the function. I will ask my 'bodyguard' to make several calls to my phone when am at the dias and I will be handing the phone to him 'to take' my calls.
At the function I will make a monetary donation, and also give some desktop computers (ex UK refurbished) to the school and promise to pay fees for any pupil from the school who will be admitted to a national school after sitting the 2014 kcpe exam.
I have also paid some 3 respected wazees from the area (who are scheduled to speak at the function), to beg me to consider representing the constituency in Parliament in the next elections since "I have proven to be development conscious, unlike the current MP who disappeared to Nairobi after he was elected".
So how much will the RR cost me to hire for a day?  Goood one, how much will your donation be? @Jagger - So how much?? Write a post dated cheque of Kshs.2million, then go to your bank to report loss of your cheque book no need for that. With cheques capped at 1 million, a 2 million cheque will automatically bounce.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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washiku wrote:majimaji wrote:captain kirk wrote:@Jag, go for it. Nairobi car hire services 45,000 daily 6:30 a.m to 6:00 pm in Nbi. I suggest @ Swenani hook you up with a hot looking decently dressed fish to complete the picture.Remember what Kabogo said about marriage and leadership and single people. I have several fishes you can choose from, 5k per day. no extras. @Majimaji...giving out fish? Iko majimaji pia? Samaki ya nyumba imeanza kukauka? It means that you dont excited her anymore and she is used to you by now.Very soon you will start eating fish from the ocean and she will be eaten by other fish mongers.This is the right time to put the bun in the oven.Atleast the bun will excite both of you for the next two years. For more relationship advice and related costs don't hesitate to contact me If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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Swenani wrote:captain kirk wrote:@Jag, go for it. Nairobi car hire services 45,000 daily 6:30 a.m to 6:00 pm in Nbi. I suggest @ Swenani hook you up with a hot looking decently dressed fish to complete the picture.Remember what Kabogo said about marriage and leadership and single people. No he doesn't need more expenses for a hot looking fish, he will easily attract the female teachers for free fish eating overnight.You can always invite me as a back up incase they are too many willing female teachers on offer 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Swenani wrote:washiku wrote:majimaji wrote:captain kirk wrote:@Jag, go for it. Nairobi car hire services 45,000 daily 6:30 a.m to 6:00 pm in Nbi. I suggest @ Swenani hook you up with a hot looking decently dressed fish to complete the picture.Remember what Kabogo said about marriage and leadership and single people. I have several fishes you can choose from, 5k per day. no extras. @Majimaji...giving out fish? Iko majimaji pia? Samaki ya nyumba imeanza kukauka? It means that you dont excited her anymore and she is used to you by now.Very soon you will start eating fish from the ocean and she will be eaten by other fish mongers.This is the right time to put the bun in the oven.Atleast the bun will excite both of you for the next two years. For more relationship advice and related costs don't hesitate to contact me I also saw that majimaji comment from @washiku and could not believe it...thought of kiukess and cabbages.... JUST HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED IN JUST 8 MONTHS...!!!$$$ Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,908
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jaggernaut wrote:Computer problem - HELP! SAIDIA!!!My laptop cannot start and is giving me the following message: "Windows XP could not start because the following file is missing or corrupt: \WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\CONFIG\SYSTEM You can attempt to repair this file by starting Windows Setup using the original Setup CD-ROM. Select 'r' at the first screen to start repair." Now my biggest worry is if i will lose my data with the repair process. Also don't have the setup CDROM. Experts pls saidia. Use the money to hire Range Rover to buy a decent laptop! In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,908
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Huyu admin anagonganisha watu siku hizi, how did these posts come here. In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Binti @Angelica_ann, Angelica _ann wrote:Huyu admin anagonganisha watu siku hizi, how did these posts come here. Tuwie radhi. Katika harakati zetu za ukarabati wa ujumbe, tuna wajibu wa kusongesha habari zilizo mufti kwenye sehemu za juu, ili zifaidi jamii yote. Lakini mara chache, twaweza pata washirika wenzetu wameingiza mizaha humo ndani. Basi ya tubidi tupate njia ya kutofautisha utanii huu; na hapo ndio chanzo cha mchanganyiko. Asante kwa kuendelea kusisimua Jamii yetu Wazua spirit
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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wazua wrote:Binti @Angelica_ann, Angelica _ann wrote:Huyu admin anagonganisha watu siku hizi, how did these posts come here. Tuwie radhi. Katika harakati zetu za ukarabati wa ujumbe, tuna wajibu wa kusongesha habari zilizo mufti kwenye sehemu za juu, ili zifaidi jamii yote. Lakini mara chache, twaweza pata washirika wenzetu wameingiza mizaha humo ndani. Basi ya tubidi tupate njia ya kutofautisha utanii huu; na hapo ndio chanzo cha mchanganyiko. Asante kwa kuendelea kusisimua Jamii yetu Wazua spirit Traductor Google ayudando a muchos Lo sentimos. En nuestra búsqueda de la rehabilitación del mensaje, tenemos la obligación de trasladar la información que son elegantes en las altas esferas, que marcó una diferencia en la sociedad. Pero de vez en cuando, nos encontramos con nuestros colegas asociados han puesto chistes en ella. Así que la tubidi podría distinguir un típicamente a través de este, y que es la fuente de la mezcla. Gracias por seguir nuestra Comunidad emocionante If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/21/2008 Posts: 2,490
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wazua wrote:Binti @Angelica_ann, Angelica _ann wrote:Huyu admin anagonganisha watu siku hizi, how did these posts come here. Tuwie radhi. Katika harakati zetu za ukarabati wa ujumbe, tuna wajibu wa kusongesha habari zilizo mufti kwenye sehemu za juu, ili zifaidi jamii yote. Lakini mara chache, twaweza pata washirika wenzetu wameingiza mizaha humo ndani. Basi ya tubidi tupate njia ya kutofautisha utanii huu; na hapo ndio chanzo cha mchanganyiko. Asante kwa kuendelea kusisimua Jamii yetu Wazua spirit Wewe admin ni bure kabisa.. Kwani you think we do not know what and where to post our comments.  The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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ZZE123 wrote:wazua wrote:Binti @Angelica_ann, Angelica _ann wrote:Huyu admin anagonganisha watu siku hizi, how did these posts come here. Tuwie radhi. Katika harakati zetu za ukarabati wa ujumbe, tuna wajibu wa kusongesha habari zilizo mufti kwenye sehemu za juu, ili zifaidi jamii yote. Lakini mara chache, twaweza pata washirika wenzetu wameingiza mizaha humo ndani. Basi ya tubidi tupate njia ya kutofautisha utanii huu; na hapo ndio chanzo cha mchanganyiko. Asante kwa kuendelea kusisimua Jamii yetu Wazua spirit Wewe admin ni bure kabisa.. Kwani you think we do not know what and where to post our comments. #Tictator If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/22/2011 Posts: 561 Location: House
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Swenani wrote:wazua wrote:Binti @Angelica_ann, Angelica _ann wrote:Huyu admin anagonganisha watu siku hizi, how did these posts come here. Tuwie radhi. Katika harakati zetu za ukarabati wa ujumbe, tuna wajibu wa kusongesha habari zilizo mufti kwenye sehemu za juu, ili zifaidi jamii yote. Lakini mara chache, twaweza pata washirika wenzetu wameingiza mizaha humo ndani. Basi ya tubidi tupate njia ya kutofautisha utanii huu; na hapo ndio chanzo cha mchanganyiko. Asante kwa kuendelea kusisimua Jamii yetu Wazua spirit Traductor Google ayudando a muchos Lo sentimos. En nuestra búsqueda de la rehabilitación del mensaje, tenemos la obligación de trasladar la información que son elegantes en las altas esferas, que marcó una diferencia en la sociedad. Pero de vez en cuando, nos encontramos con nuestros colegas asociados han puesto chistes en ella. Así que la tubidi podría distinguir un típicamente a través de este, y que es la fuente de la mezcla. Gracias por seguir nuestra Comunidad emocionante Olemme pahoillamme. Pyrkiessämme kuntoutuksen viestin, meillä on velvollisuus siirtää tietoja, jotka ovat tyylikkäitä korkeilla paikoilla, joka teki eron yhteiskunnassa. Mutta joskus, löydämme kollegamme osakkuusyritysten ovat ottaneet vitsejä siihen. Joten tubidi voi erottaa tyypillisesti kautta, ja se on lähde sekoitetaan. Kiitos voimme jatkaa jännittäviä yhteisön
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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wazua wrote:Binti @Angelica_ann, Angelica _ann wrote:Huyu admin anagonganisha watu siku hizi, how did these posts come here. Tuwie radhi. Katika harakati zetu za ukarabati wa ujumbe, tuna wajibu wa kusongesha habari zilizo mufti kwenye sehemu za juu, ili zifaidi jamii yote. Lakini mara chache, twaweza pata washirika wenzetu wameingiza mizaha humo ndani. Basi ya tubidi tupate njia ya kutofautisha utanii huu; na hapo ndio chanzo cha mchanganyiko. Asante kwa kuendelea kusisimua Jamii yetu Wazua spirit WHAT A DEEMON!!!   Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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