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Rank: Member Joined: 9/7/2007 Posts: 168 Location: Nairobi
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@sasha
that saying is out of context with the matter I discussed below.
each day is a gift from God; I dont know if I will be here tomorrow; should I be,I'll make the most of it for God's glory; should I be not,pick up and keep the legacy
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/20/2006 Posts: 277
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somebody please send more of this brain teasers ........... they are exciting...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/30/2009 Posts: 1,390
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@ mkenya,nyc reasoning,outsyd th box The wicked flee even when no one is pursuing... What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/6/2007 Posts: 1,177 Location: Nairobi - Kenya
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If it were two hours later,it would be half as long until midnight as it would be if it were an hour later. What time is it now? 9p.m When you run so fast to get somewhere,you miss the fun of getting there... Life is not a race,so take it slowly.... When you hear what I say, you will not understand. When you see what I do, you will not comprehend
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/6/2007 Posts: 1,177 Location: Nairobi - Kenya
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Two girls are born to the same mother,on the same day,at the same time (Edit: of course,not both at once - one right after the other - you know what I mean,in the same month and year and yet they're not twins. How can this be? The two babies are two of a set of triplets.The two babies are two of a set of triplets. When you run so fast to get somewhere,you miss the fun of getting there... Life is not a race,so take it slowly.... When you hear what I say, you will not understand. When you see what I do, you will not comprehend
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/19/2008 Posts: 839
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clearly I wasn't sharp enough... i opened the thread... i mean what was i thinking......??? I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/19/2008 Posts: 20
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@ Sasha right or wrong??
1,2,6,42,1806,3,263,442.
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/24/2009 Posts: 273
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@Sasha,
Ans= (x2+x)
3263442.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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It seems i am using someone's brain......and This josey fellow......!!...Can i bite his/her buttocks?? Old man about town.... Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/20/2008 Posts: 1,126 Location: Nairobi
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I think this is one of those that everyone will get something wrong i.e. if he answers immediately....but great entertainment though When we pray in praise to God,he makes a difference in our lives. JOIN MY FREE MINI-COURSE FOR WRITERS. CLICK HERE
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/4/2008 Posts: 48
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@ kamaa imagine i was seriously wondering how can that be yet these girls are twins! Then nikagundua mimi ni fala kweli.
@sasha- is that a question or an answer?
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/11/2009 Posts: 27
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LOlest mkenya. just admit pia wewe ulianguka.
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/8/2009 Posts: 263 Location: Gigiri, Nairobi
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Hello all Try these riddles v 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires,the second is full of assassins with loaded guns,and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.. Which room is safest for him? v 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally,she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? v 3. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday,Friday,or Sunday? I know you are laughing.... .been easy so far...OK... v 4. What is black when you buy it,red when you use it,and grey when you throw it away ? v 5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it.. In fact,nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it,but you still may not find anything odd... But if you work at it a bit,you might find out.. Try to do so without any coaching! v THE ANSWERS WILL BE MADE AVAILABLE SOON,BUT PUT YOUR ANSWERS HERE v I can see Njung’e is back. Where were you uncle? v I love you all. >>>>>>
A thing of beauty is a joy for ever:
Its loveliness increases;
It will never pass into nothingness;
But still will keep a bower quiet for us,
and a sleep full of sweet dreams,
and health, and quiet breathing. - Keats
>>>>>>>In life,there are three classes of people,
1. Those who make things happen,
2. Those who watch things happen
3. And those who ask what happened.
Where do you fall?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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@Pretty, Been around.....and unto something good......Answer to question 2.....Okay.i don't know why the woman shot the husband but bathing the damn man for 5 minutes before going out was quite in order...-:).....ama wewe ulikuwa unataka waende outing akiwa mchafu......hapaaaanaaa...-:) Old man about town.... Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires,the second is full of assassins with loaded guns,and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.. Which room is safest for him? ......The lions that have not eaten for three years are already dead so that is the safest room!!!!! v 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally,she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? .......Ni picha alipiga!!!!! v 3. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday,Friday,or Sunday? Yesterday,today,tommorrow I know you are laughing.... .been easy so far...OK... v 4. What is black when you buy it,red when you use it,and grey when you throw it away ? ..........Charcoal v 5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it.. In fact,nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it,but you still may not find anything odd... But if you work at it a bit,you might find out.. Try to do so without any coaching! ......there is no letter 'e' The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/8/2009 Posts: 263 Location: Gigiri, Nairobi
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@[McReggae] v This is very unfair v You must have had the dossier earlier v Would you like a Guinness? v Or a kiss? v Anyway,you must be very sharp v If you did not get the answers from elsewhere. v Initially,I got 3 out of the five v Lions,Charcoal and Yesterday… v What did you get initially? >>>>>>It saves you hell if you treat new acquaintances as enemies consistently until each proves otherwise or confirms - Jsanchiazh. >>>>>>>In life,there are three classes of people,those who make things happen,those who watch things happen and those who ask what happened. Where do you fall? >>>>>>
A thing of beauty is a joy for ever:
Its loveliness increases;
It will never pass into nothingness;
But still will keep a bower quiet for us,
and a sleep full of sweet dreams,
and health, and quiet breathing. - Keats
>>>>>>>In life,there are three classes of people,
1. Those who make things happen,
2. Those who watch things happen
3. And those who ask what happened.
Where do you fall?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Pretty, Guinness ama kiss.....mmmh,how 'bout both??? .......missed number 5 initially,really had to think hard for number 2!!!!! The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 234
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@pretty
McReggae deserves both.
Bother not about yesterday's mistake,try to correct it today and avoid it tomorrow.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/4/2008 Posts: 1,289 Location: Nairobi
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@McReggea,
You should be more precise. Sema Polaroid picture. I see am not alone in revising these questions
Baada ya dhiki,faaraja
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/6/2007 Posts: 1,177 Location: Nairobi - Kenya
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i also got the first three.... quite challenging i must say... When you run so fast to get somewhere,you miss the fun of getting there... Life is not a race,so take it slowly.... When you hear what I say, you will not understand. When you see what I do, you will not comprehend
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