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Mpango wa kando is here to stay!!!!???
Behemoth
#11 Posted : Friday, February 14, 2014 1:24:49 PM
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Kaigangio wrote:
hi all,

my funny but interesting friend, waitiki has always instisted that mpango wa kando is here to stay...and to prove it he sent me an sms of an action he personally recorded in the action room....

"Ruta hanini...choka chokia ringi mwendwa.
riu..hau....ni hau!...ni hau! nihauuuu...woooi...
niukunjuraga!!...ma ya Ngai niukunjuraga!!!
Wui mami!!Ngai!!!murio!!!
njuraga!!....murio!!!NJURAGA NG'OMBE INO!!!...ningukua, ningukua...!!!
wo...wo...woooiii!! woooiii!!!!
murio...murio Oo...sori nindathuria....!!!!"

translated thus...

"Remove abit...go slightly deeper my love.
now..there...it is right there...it is right there...it is thereeeeee....ooohhhhh...
you will kill me!!...in Gods name you will kill me!!!
Ooohhh mammy!!!God!!!so sweet!!!
kill me!!....so sweet!!!!KILL ME YOU COW!!!...i will die, i will die...!!!
wo...wo...woooiii!!!!
so sweet...so sweet Oo...sorry i have farted...!!!

jimmy gathu can trash his calculator into the bin and direct his advice to the birds!!!

nice weekend guys na tuwache mpango wa kando!!!




@ Kaigangio - Why dont we usually understand & embrace God in our ways? Pause. There is absolutely nothing wrong with sexual experience, infact God gave it to us. As such we should confine it to its domain, which is marriage. One sure thing about the God of Abraham, Isaac & Jacob is that He sticks to His word. There are consequences to all deviations from His word. @ Angelica_ann has just listed but a few. Let us learn to live every fabric of our lives within God's requirement.
Eagles don't flock, you have to find them one at a time.
Tebes
#12 Posted : Friday, February 14, 2014 1:25:36 PM
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Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 2,097
Brick wall
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
kysse
#13 Posted : Friday, February 14, 2014 1:30:20 PM
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Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
Huyu ni kaigangio ako na bad manners hivi haki. waah!
Euge
#14 Posted : Friday, February 14, 2014 1:33:43 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 8/4/2008
Posts: 2,849
Location: Rupi
Behemoth wrote:
Kaigangio wrote:
hi all,

my funny but interesting friend, waitiki has always instisted that mpango wa kando is here to stay...and to prove it he sent me an sms of an action he personally recorded in the action room....

"Ruta hanini...choka chokia ringi mwendwa.
riu..hau....ni hau!...ni hau! nihauuuu...woooi...
niukunjuraga!!...ma ya Ngai niukunjuraga!!!
Wui mami!!Ngai!!!murio!!!
njuraga!!....murio!!!NJURAGA NG'OMBE INO!!!...ningukua, ningukua...!!!
wo...wo...woooiii!! woooiii!!!!
murio...murio Oo...sori nindathuria....!!!!"

translated thus...

"Remove abit...go slightly deeper my love.
now..there...it is right there...it is right there...it is thereeeeee....ooohhhhh...
you will kill me!!...in Gods name you will kill me!!!
Ooohhh mammy!!!God!!!so sweet!!!
kill me!!....so sweet!!!!KILL ME YOU COW!!!...i will die, i will die...!!!
wo...wo...woooiii!!!!
so sweet...so sweet Oo...sorry i have farted...!!!

jimmy gathu can trash his calculator into the bin and direct his advice to the birds!!!

nice weekend guys na tuwache mpango wa kando!!!




@ Kaigangio - Why dont we usually understand & embrace God in our ways? Pause. There is absolutely nothing wrong with sexual experience, infact God gave it to us. As such we should confine it to its domain, which is marriage. One sure thing about the God of Abraham, Isaac & Jacob is that He sticks to His word. There are consequences to all deviations from His word. @ Angelica_ann has just listed but a few. Let us learn to live every fabric of our lives within God's requirement.


LOL!
Lord, thank you!
washiku
#15 Posted : Friday, February 14, 2014 2:00:35 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Swenani
#16 Posted : Friday, February 14, 2014 2:04:32 PM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
washiku wrote:
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Hii Valentines ina maneno!



Washiku how did you celebrate your first valentine in marriage?

Did you make breakfast?Bought her red pants and bra,surprised her with lunch then with an afternoon glory? Did you eat quail for machismo? did you milk using your mouth? what did you do?

If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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