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Mpango wa kando is here to stay!!!!???
Kaigangio
#1 Posted : Friday, June 10, 2011 2:28:03 PM
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hi all,

my funny but interesting friend, waitiki has always instisted that mpango wa kando is here to stay...and to prove it he sent me an sms of an action he personally recorded in the action room....

"Ruta hanini...choka chokia ringi mwendwa.
riu..hau....ni hau!...ni hau! nihauuuu...woooi...
niukunjuraga!!...ma ya Ngai niukunjuraga!!!
Wui mami!!Ngai!!!murio!!!
njuraga!!....murio!!!NJURAGA NG'OMBE INO!!!...ningukua, ningukua...!!!
wo...wo...woooiii!! woooiii!!!!
murio...murio Oo...sori nindathuria....!!!!"

translated thus...

"Remove abit...go slightly deeper my love.
now..there...it is right there...it is right there...it is thereeeeee....ooohhhhh...
you will kill me!!...in Gods name you will kill me!!!
Ooohhh mammy!!!God!!!so sweet!!!
kill me!!....so sweet!!!!KILL ME YOU COW!!!...i will die, i will die...!!!
wo...wo...woooiii!!!!
so sweet...so sweet Oo...sorry i have farted...!!!

jimmy gathu can trash his calculator into the bin and direct his advice to the birds!!!

nice weekend guys na tuwache mpango wa kando!!!


...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Burning Spear
#2 Posted : Friday, June 10, 2011 2:43:15 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 7/22/2008
Posts: 1,139
Kaigangio wrote:
hi all,

my funny but interesting friend, waitiki has always instisted that mpango wa kando is here to stay...and to prove it he sent me an sms of an action he personally recorded in the action room....

"Ruta hanini...choka chokia ringi mwendwa.
riu..hau....ni hau!...ni hau! nihauuuu...woooi...
niukunjuraga!!...ma ya Ngai niukunjuraga!!!
Wui mami!!Ngai!!!murio!!!
njuraga!!....murio!!!NJURAGA NG'OMBE INO!!!...ningukua, ningukua...!!!
wo...wo...woooiii!! woooiii!!!!
murio...murio Oo...sori nindathuria....!!!!"

translated thus...

"Remove abit...go slightly deeper my love.
now..there...it is right there...it is right there...it is thereeeeee....ooohhhhh...
you will kill me!!...in Gods name you will kill me!!!
Ooohhh mammy!!!God!!!so sweet!!!
kill me!!....so sweet!!!!KILL ME YOU COW!!!...i will die, i will die...!!!
wo...wo...woooiii!!!!
so sweet...so sweet Oo...sorry i have farted...!!!

jimmy gathu can trash his calculator into the bin and direct his advice to the birds!!!

nice weekend guys na tuwache mpango wa kando!!!





one rib is gone and have no insurance...hehe I havent laughed that loud.
"You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it". Malcolm X
FancyFace
#3 Posted : Friday, June 10, 2011 5:09:48 PM
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"murio...murio Oo...sori nindathuria....!!!!"

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Problems can get out of proportion, and not only in the wee small hours. Don't let the problems eclipse the Master. Let the Master eclipse the problems.
For Sport
#4 Posted : Friday, June 10, 2011 5:10:51 PM
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FancyFace wrote:
"murio...murio Oo...sori nindathuria....!!!!"

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly unceremonious finale
Baratang
#5 Posted : Friday, June 10, 2011 5:20:29 PM
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Posts: 587
Kaigangio wrote:
kill me!!....so sweet!!!!KILL ME YOU COW!!!...i will die, i will die...!!!
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Waitiki must be a mad cow!!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Intelligentsia
#6 Posted : Friday, June 10, 2011 7:33:29 PM
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Joined: 10/1/2009
Posts: 2,436
For Sport wrote:
FancyFace wrote:
"murio...murio Oo...sori nindathuria....!!!!"

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly unceremonious finale


BTW, am informed among the Lunjes if a woman released obnoxious gases/ passed wind during the landing game then she was obliged to pay a mbuzi to the guy! hii ni kweri ringo?
Impunity
#7 Posted : Friday, June 10, 2011 7:56:09 PM
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Yash pal ngai fafa....
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Baratang
#8 Posted : Friday, February 14, 2014 1:02:04 PM
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Nice week end guys and do not forget..
Pedes
#9 Posted : Friday, February 14, 2014 1:09:56 PM
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Angelica _ann
#10 Posted : Friday, February 14, 2014 1:12:54 PM
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Then you go back hope pennyless and miserable plus with infections Sad Sad Sad
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